5:13 Zanny: "Nice try game, I saw clips of that on twitter. I knew it was coming." *not even 3 seconds later* Zanny: *Manly scream* Also Zanny: "The music is most of it, it's not even the jumpscares." *Proceed's to get jumpscared* Talk about perfect timing, am I right?
7:20 would have scared the shit out of me. I was under the impression that she couldn't follow you there. When I played this game that location was kinda like my "safe spot". I was so wrong apparently :D
2:00 glad they actually have an explanation for how fuckin sturdy he is ! it's refreshing that a game acknowledges that the mc is invincible unlike 99% of other games
This guy is fucking hilarious--- "in this village only evil resides, *BAHHHHHHH* " "I am but a humble merchant" " *nah your heart desease* " "Where do they have rose?!" " *fuck rose let's go home* " "Your tonight's main dish~" " *well tonight's main dish is aroused* " " *gets jumpscared* " " *SCREEEEEEEEE* " " *lady throws vanity* " " *God I wish that was me* " " *sees lady* " " *SCREEEEEEEEEEE* "
His new apprentice is kind of a bully though. She turned into Wolverine and shanked him. Also, speaking of Star Wars, he should play Battlefront II again like once a month (not all the time).
If you're wondering why he can loose limbs and walk away just fine. It's because Ethan has been dead and a zombie of sorts since resident evil 1. Just a fun fact you might like to know.
Me when I don’t see Kirin for the first part of the Miro break: Where is Kirin? Is he safe? Is he alright? Me 5 seconds later: oh thank colony he’s safe
RE8 Devs: **try to create a legitimately threatening 9”4’ dominatrix villain** The entire internet: yes death by snu-snu please. RE8 Devs: **Turn said dominatrix into a terrifying mutant dragon halfway through the story** The entire internet: ehh. I’d still smash.
Ethan's hands regenerate faster than Majin Buu
@zanny No🤖
What up the act man
Fr he screwed that hand back on
This is EA proganda
@Noot… /s
Miro: *Having fun in waterpool*
Kirin: *Vietnam flashbacks*
@supaplaya You Don't Say That In Public You Know?
(Psst This Stuff Must Remain Hidden, You Can't Just Say Out Loud What You Said)
@Simbi Chideya no, not trees, bushes
This is funnier than I want to admit
Somehow the trees and bush gon speak vietnamese holy fuck
Who
Lady D: *Turns into final form*
Zanny: 'Still hot'
Capcom: *'Thats not supposed to happen'*
He pulled a Markiplier
Hot take: this all started with people personifying the Companion Cube and has spiraled hellishly out of control ever since
Lady Dimitrescu: "Now now girls, i first must inform mother Miranda..."
Zanny: "A fivesome!?"
xD
@strawberrymilk nah, mia is annoying
A sixsome, actually
Than his wife joins in
When i played this game myself it was kinda weird to hear since my name is Ethan.
Oh but wait theres more!!!
7:01 Zanny: She's just standing there seductive- *menacingly*
@HighGroundF Man removed his comment because he couldn't accept the simple truth.
@Yuri stan, You Don’t Say!
@Wick Vreden van Thanks, Captain Obvious
@Wick Vreden van No shit, Sherlock
Almost gave it away
Lady D and her daughters: telling zanny they are going to kill him
Zanny: don’t threaten me with a good time
@XD Smile yo dudes, the empire's pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something
Join the darkside
Lady D... never calling her that. nope.
I wonder if they noticed how big one if his pockets was.
No worries, Lady D car crashed anyway
"Now i'll never lose my virginity"
"I should go back to saving my daughter"
@strawberrymilk fbi open up
@strawberrymilk NO!!!
@Veell Seamus even better
I would make a "sweet home alabama" joke, but ethens daughter is an infent.
Could be adopted
*Get's fingers bitten off*
*Wedding ring still on*
Ethan: "Dammit, I can't catch a break."
*”How would it even work? She’s gonna crush my pelvis.”*
Zanny’s asking the real questions that we need answers to.
Can we all just appreciate the fact that we've been watching both kiryn and miro grow throughout zanny's videos?
Hey Zan this was a very enjoyable video, many funny moments and good memories
Does...Does Ethan ever drink water?
I love you Geof
Pelicano cameo
@Tahraki491 This Aged Like Milk
Hey thanks Jeff
This guys laugh is a work of art
I know it’s so great
"It's not my fault. Why are you even weak to bullets"
Something about this made me smile
Gets Hand chopped
Zan: *Dies of laughter*
Of course, Ethan needed a hand with that.
"Ethan, set your hand on fire. We'll use it as a torch." I love it.
Have I already seen an entire playthrough?
"Yes"
Am I still gonna watch Zanny's one?
"Also yes"
I watched Jack’s play through
yes
Zanny is the funniest guy I know on CHclip next to dunkey. They're just my type of humor.
@The Science Rap Show I watched that as well 👍
Zanny is playing village an we all know why 🤣🤣
“Death by Snoo snoo” killed me
Futurama reference lol
same it got me as well.
Snu snu
Zanny making jokes about the hands without realizing that it’s a plot point is actually way funnier than it should be.
“Huh I wonder what’s zanny’s doing”
Me after watching this: 🤨📸🤨📸
5:13 Zanny: "Nice try game, I saw clips of that on twitter. I knew it was coming." *not even 3 seconds later*
Zanny: *Manly scream*
Also Zanny: "The music is most of it, it's not even the jumpscares." *Proceed's to get jumpscared*
Talk about perfect timing, am I right?
Zanny: Attempts to kill the baby
Guy: Steals baby
Zanny: NO NOT MY KID
He needs it stop the lag
@BrainbutBrain NOOOOOOOOOO. DAMNIT YOU WHOLESOME PEOPLE
@HowSealy Not any more : (
Don't you hate it when people steal your food right after killing your main course dish?
He wanted to cook it
"I need an adult. Someone containe me!" Had me laughin hard my dog got scared
1:22 "in this village, only evil resides"
zanny, the man who created his father.
After seeing him just pop his hand back on I'm convinced Ethan is a lego
@BallsDeep69 Ohhhhhhhh, thanks for explaining.
@Liz Flessert It’s a reference to SAO Abridged, every time someone points out my username I respond like the character in the show
@BallsDeep69 I meant your username, in a good way, sorry.
@Liz Flessert my name is Klein
@BallsDeep69 It was a joke, also your name is cursed.
Miro: having the time of his life
Kirin: *PERISH*
Ethan hands when blocking "It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable"
6:48:
"Shes gonna crush my pelvis"
Those who didnt get it...tune in to nickelodeon!
"Why are you weak to bullets?" Zanny asking the real questions.
7:20 would have scared the shit out of me. I was under the impression that she couldn't follow you there. When I played this game that location was kinda like my "safe spot". I was so wrong apparently :D
“For real though I dident play the previous games”
“We’re al gonna die😀”
Zanny saying "I'm Asian. Let's not have high expectations" is an immense jab at what little self-esteem I've left
@Gabriel Blas yeah
@Nilanjan Naskar ugh. CHclip won't allow me to post link to other site, just go on google and type in "international 🅿️enℹs size" you'll find it.
@Nilanjan Naskar lets not talk about that
@Legalise Gene Editing And Ectogenesis! who the fuck did the study and fuckin how???
@juan camilo martinez hurtado but your name is Juan...
I just like how his voiceovers sound so casual in a horror game, then just suddenly starts screeching like a damn siren XDD
Zanny: *gets stabbed in the chest*
Also Zanny: *”May I sniff?”*
2:50 got me dying on the floor.
Zanny: It's just a baby. Why does it look like that?
Me: *sweats in blob baby monster*
Me too I wanna see him play that bit
If he's taking these weak jumpscares that heavily, Zanny will literally die at the doll house.
@J0ust Brightblade for u maybe not for others
I can't wait
Problem with that is the game strips your inventory, so you know there's no danger, so all tension is lost. And that fetus was unintentional comedy.
i mean the doll house isnt that bad. only bad thing is the baby part
I completely forgot about the doll house, do you think the video is gonna be titled Resident evil village where I just scream
Zanny calling his gf: ''Hey, do you have victorian era clothes''
Gf: ''Not this shit again...''
*Horror, nightmare, blood and guts every where*
*zanny: there she is! He he he*
3:03 Snipers finding a good spot be like:
I like how Ethan can glue his severed hand back on like it’s leech therapy (but without the leech) but he can’t get his missing fingers back
Zanny you know you only came here to scream in horror and awe of the 9ft 500lbs large vampire woman.
@Juan naw dude benevientos part is the best imo
I should have realized that they were vampires... They like blood, they live in a castle.
Let’s be honest besides fans of the RE series the 9 foot tall woman is the only reason they bought the game
its what everyone plays the game fore.....
got to give Zanny a hand for this one. pffff
2:00 glad they actually have an explanation for how fuckin sturdy he is ! it's refreshing that a game acknowledges that the mc is invincible unlike 99% of other games
the best part was how zanny was practically howling over ethans severed hand LMAO
This guy is fucking hilarious---
"in this village only evil resides, *BAHHHHHHH* "
"I am but a humble merchant" " *nah your heart desease* "
"Where do they have rose?!" " *fuck rose let's go home* "
"Your tonight's main dish~" " *well tonight's main dish is aroused* "
" *gets jumpscared* " " *SCREEEEEEEEE* "
" *lady throws vanity* " " *God I wish that was me* "
" *sees lady* " " *SCREEEEEEEEEEE* "
Ethan: loses both both hands "t'is but a scratch"
He gets stabbed and jabbed multiple times "Flesh wound"
Three seconds in and Zanny has already tried to put Rose in a toilet
His internet was being shit he had no choice
@Epic your parents should have thought that too :D
Yo wassup vape cat
i would too kids are a waste
@Banana Banana yup
I love how people are like “HOW CAN HE JUST REATTACHED HIS HAND LIKE THAT” like people forgot the fact his hand was STAPLED BACK TO HIS ARM
Ethan: *gets hand cut off*
Zanny: "I found that funny asf"
his laugh is more contagious than COVID lmao
2:19 when Zanny started feeling scared to stand up from his desk, I felt that ✊🥺
Daughters: *Intense laughing*
Zanny: *Intense laughing*
Daughters: 😅
Zanny *More Intense laughing*
Daughters: 😐
Zanny: *Even more intense laughing*
Daughters: 😦
save your wife and daughter:❌
enjoy dying to 4 thicc vampire:✅
@Lowkey Arki Instead of doing the ceremony, Lady D just files a sexual harassment report on you
@Dragoș Toma why thank you 😅
Best comment lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@Lowkey Arki imagine when they chain you up instead of crying you go “Al-right! Death by Snu Snu, let’s go!”
The part that Zanny said your a heart disease to the merchant killed me man 😂😂😂
“Alright where’s the oven” Had me laughing for the whole video lol
8:49 that scream 😳
Zanny's little hehehehehehe whenever either the daughters or Dimitrescu appear is hilarious
They really should have an ending with Ethan deciding to be left hanging
@Michael Fuchs I Mean when he escape he doesn't live longer tho😳
I consider that canon
@Krok Oh, yeah my Bad. I meant Far Cry 4 where Padan tells you to wait. Thx
@Michael Fuchs You mean Far Cry? I haven’t played fallout so idk
Like in Fallout 4 but here you live happily as their pet for the rest of your life, which isnt very long
I love how Zanny really embodied the horror genre
Zanny: It’s actually kinda cute
Also Zanny: Weres the oven
“Someone give me a hand”
I fucking lost it and I wasn’t even a minute in.
Zanny’s reaction at 3:00 is just so good.
Lady Dimitrescu: *Exists*
Zanny to his girlfriend: I have found a new apprentice. One far taller and more powerful.
@Jackson Booth no I’m just confused that you managed to remember that line in turn it to something funny
@A fellow crusader sorry, I was just trying to be funny. If I made you confused or upset, I apologize.
W h y
His new apprentice is kind of a bully though. She turned into Wolverine and shanked him. Also, speaking of Star Wars, he should play Battlefront II again like once a month (not all the time).
Just recently subscribed, now I wish I had found you sooner. Damn good content and non stop hilarious moments! Love it man!
Miro: Having fun in the pool
Kirin: I just want the commercial break to be all mine again
Zanny I love your content but your dog breaks are so amazing and cute every time I instantly smile whenever I see them
3 hours of content, put into a 9 minute video. The Zan clan needs to see more of the chosen one
Ethan has more hand injuries than all the Skywalkers combined.
@A royal duck *laughs in Tusken Raider*
Still not as many hand injuries as Zanny had by the end of the Dimitrescu scenes
That's because Skywalkers don't even have hands
Don't you mean to say Vegeta
@A royal duck
Marvel: I used the stones to destroy the stones
Star Wars: I used the chosen one to destroy the chosen one
1:35 I like how on every sad death moment, zanny just laughs it off
What a shame we don't get to see more of these cuz seeing your reaction to the other 4 boss fights would've been great 😂
Yes,that was fun! I love how you enjoy to play! I should do the same and not allways be angry with myself because I do stupid things in the game....
Your laugh when Elena fell was just beautiful~
Zanny would make a Great dad in a horror experience I’m sure.
this guy never failed to make me grin or laugh in every sentence he said
If you're wondering why he can loose limbs and walk away just fine. It's because Ethan has been dead and a zombie of sorts since resident evil 1.
Just a fun fact you might like to know.
Ethan: gets his hand chopped off
Also Ethan: puts it back on like a LEGO piece
He said “I’m Asian, let’s not have high expectations”. I’m dead 💀😂🤣
Same lmao
FINALLY, THE PLAY THROUGH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!
I love how zanny was lowkey saying everything I kept thinking when I played this game.
8:04 Kiren looks so dead inside LMAO 😂
Just wanted to thank you Zanny.. I love how in spite of your best efforts you couldn’t keep a straight face for the gag at 0:52 😆🤣👏
Aight where’s the oven? I pms with laughter within 45 secs. Zanny you are a legend
You had premenstrual syndrome from laughter?
Put a dam cork in it
GaY
Always has been
Then you must piss your self everyday
Wasn't going to play this game but now I feel like I've played it 4 times. Thanks zanny
Lmao those hysterical laughs when the hand gets chopped of and when you retrieve it
I love that everyone who has played this game comments so consistently about Ethan’s hands being invincible
Zanny laughing about how he lost his hand is just amazing
"I'm Asian so let's not have high expectations"
That had me rolling
I was dead af 💯🤣🤣
At the commercial break I went "Awww Mirooo" and then laughed at Kirin's face 😂😂
Zanny, you have the cutest dogs
Love how the stuff he poured all over his hand healed the clothes too lol
6:01 Don't know why, but I also completely lost it laughing at those exact same consecutive moments.
Love your videos so much, you make me laugh every time
Love your references man, you're truly a man of culture. As well.
6:01
Can't wait for that execution to be in For Honor
I'd love to see a full play through
the outro is just so wholesome It makes me smile and sometimes even shed a tear :')
"That sign won't stop me, I can't read."
Suddenly this all makes sense
@mide The missions, the nightmares... They're all over. Rest in peace fives.
All the nightmares
These puppy breaks are what protects us from our fear, may they live on forever
Me when I don’t see Kirin for the first part of the Miro break:
Where is Kirin? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Me 5 seconds later: oh thank colony he’s safe
RE8 Devs: **try to create a legitimately threatening 9”4’ dominatrix villain**
The entire internet: yes death by snu-snu please.
RE8 Devs: **Turn said dominatrix into a terrifying mutant dragon halfway through the story**
The entire internet: ehh. I’d still smash.
8:47 Not gunna lie, I was expecting Ethan to do a rad knife twirl before plunging that rad goth dagger into lady Domitru's flesh.
Even a lycan can't take Ethan's wedding ring from him .
Never seen someone turn a horror game into something so funny