I Made 100 Minecraft Players Simulate Civilization…

“Charlie dropped his seed on civilisation”
Sounds a bit like *deep inhale*
*Zeus*

"Even worse than hackers, the French" absolutely legendary

“…and France. Because we need a clear enemy.”
Henry would be proud.

7:40 I love the idea of Deities casually casting calamities and disasters on eachother as a form of argument

As a French, i'm proud of my country winning once again.

0:00-0:54 Introduction
0:55-1:19 Let Them Burn
1:20-1:39 They Could Be Outsmarted
1:40-2:06 A Leader Among Us
2:07-2:28 Hon Hon Hon
2:29-4:09 Immigration
4:10-5:49 Writing The Bible
5:50-6:41 In The Nether
6:42-7:41 Fixing A Famine
7:42-8:26 Charlie Messed Up
8:27-8:44 Intermission
8:45-9:53 Taking Down The Wall
9:54-13:04 Feedback Station
13:05-14:08 Checking In On The French And The Snow Team
14:09-14:53 Dropping The Wall
14:54-17:55 The Great War (Not Real, but with the French)

"Survival of the fittest, ladies and gents..." A-class. Gotta say, it's amazing to watch your comedy evolve and adapt. Your timing is getting great.

I have never been more proud of being french

I find it funny how the British man called the France his enemy, gotta love how everything circles back

14:11 “The French may kill us, But they will never know Heaven.”
That’s some dang beautiful poetry right there.

I am french and it s totally accurate 😂❤❤🇫🇷

As a french guy, I felt pretty offended by some of the jokes, but I guess since france won it's fine.

The truly funny part is that this is how most of French history has gone lol

I just Love how the french people try to rescue their leader even though he isnt even kidnapped

Tommy, as someone with a graphic design degree, I can tell you prismarine is more green than blue; as it's a shade of teal, not a shade of turquoise.

hope you're doing well, tommy. i've been bingewatching your vids to try and get the news off my mind
it's been working. thank you so much :D

Tommyinit you’re rocking my fucking family😭😭😭my mum laughed while she was stalking me

"There's one thing the world needs- RELIGION!"
*smiles in Meat Canyon"

the way you always are able to keep ur head up during vids even in hard times is awesome you got a great future infront of you tommy keep the positivity Bud!

Us French people are powerful can't deny it, anyway love watching this type of videos always hilarious

Let's be honest when Tommyinnit uploads, we all laugh half to death

Well, everyone I know techno passed but it's really disrespectful to remind and ask people who were close to him and cared about him (or literally even the closest fans) about technos death.. and tommy does know about technos death, just please give the family and the dsmp members time, they'll make a video about him if they wanted to on the right time. And I know you all must be upset about his death but, technoblade never dies.. he was an amazing person and would hate to see us sad

Petition: Tommy grows a beard again and donates it to charity!

That was great tommy! keep it up king, your videos always make my day better! thank you for your work

Rip techno he will be remembered and we must carry on his legacy

I love the background progression of the Nether people. First they were left in hell, secretly given an exit by Charlie. Then when they were seen again they all had full Netherite, prepared for the war. Then, during the war, they were wearing Gold Boots, seemingly to ward off the Piglins of the Nether.

“…and France because their needs to be a clear enemy” had me crying

The desert, the snow, and France for an obvious enemy. That's genius lmao

“I don’t feel guilt, I’m god”😂

As a french myself, this video is hilarious.

I need to actually watch Tommy’s vids/streams instead of missing bangers like this

0:29 is the funniest thing this man has ever said imo

Tommy is the type of person to ask “Is anyone gonna eat that 100 player simulation?” and then not wait for an answer

Charlie and Tommy being chaos trickster gods fits way too well!

“Turns out, gods can be outsmarted” sounds like one of those quotes that you think comes from classic literature but in reality comes from say a video game (looking at you, “I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me”)

Hey Tommy, I’m sure you know (or have been knowing) about Techno. I wanna say keep doing what your doing. Your work is absolutely amazing!

Can we appreciate Tommy for a minute. Like he’s 18 and was/is in school. Imagine how hard it is in school and overall normal life. Like it must be so hard to live a normal life in school being treated like a celebrity,having almost everyone want to become his friends. Like I’m sure he has wanted to be a normal highschool student once. And dealing with the loss of techno. Bro his life must be really ruff. So THANKS TOMMY

As soon as the video started, I realized that civilization in the title was differently spelled than in the video.

this is like watching two new parents try to discipline their children

Tommy, please keep yourself safe and healthy during this times

As someone who speaks french I would just like to say that THE FRENCH WILL ALWAYS WIN HAHAHAHAHA

Charlie being a god semi-consistently in videos is surprisingly in-character

those France jokes were actually fucking hilarious loved it.

05:23 I just lost everything here
Also, RIP Techno, we will always remember your legacy

The second wall collapsing was actually sort of cool and crazy and also made me almost lose my mind laughing

i find it funny how charlie is takin the piss out of france when america wouldn’t have gained it’s independence if not for the french 😂😂

Your country might have tanks and nukes, but France has the greatest weapon of all-being underestimated.

If this was made into a longer series than it would be more successful and impactful than game of thrones.

I find it funny that civilization was misspelt many times throughout this video.

I hope your doing all right Tommy.

“I DON’T FEEL GUILT IM GOD”
-big tom

I have no idea how Tommy and Charlie manage to make it hilarious every single time

Techno absolutely dunking on Tommy Even when he is dead....What A legend....

The fact that Tommy didn’t think to have a way to tell the difference between the teams….how bud

Conclusion: We are all immensely lucky Tommy is not God.

17:13 That really turned up like WW2 but with a twist.

After hearing techno's news
Tommy may be the only one who can make my mood a bit lighter

It would be cool if there was a sequel with Floppyh as the king of France, they could fight some other biomes and stuff
and this time they could all get a dyed piece of leather armor that indicates what team they're on

Tommy still grieving, gg techno, gg indeed.

To everyone spamming about Techno’s death and telling him to make videos about it, Tommy already knows. You’re being really unnecessary and annoying.

Idk if you'll ever read this, Tommy, but I just got out of the hospital and one of the first things I did was watch some of your videos. You mean so much to me and never fail to make me smile

"And France, because we need a clear enemy" -Tom Simons, 2022

The entire video was just Tommy and Charlie hating on France lmao

Tommy, I hope we can agree on one thing:
If technobla-I mean, if Alex’s videos get taken down…you and dah bois come to the U.S. and we STORM CHclip headquarters.

I love all the French slander and jokes about France in this video.

Bro imagine seeing those two hover in the air fighting with nerf swords or something that would be hilarious.

This was hilarious. The knocks at the French and them being the best was the best part. Also, the lack of team acknowledgment was funny.

This video was so chaotic it almost gave me a migraine 😂😂

You know, tommy reminds me of myself so I didn’t find him annoying, just cool

What is that playful yet deranged sounding music at 9:06? I need to know!

Tommy has the best captions for his videos I swear

I'm so sorry for techno just know Tommy that he will rest in peace

Rip technoblade he was the living legend we will see him again in heaven I literally can't stop crying now and I just found out the news

RIP TECHNOBLADE: legends never die

The loss of Techno.... Technoblade never dies!

15:31 "just like in real life, I now realized, you can't even tell what team people are actually on" -TommyInnit 2022
Love how there was a conflict between Tommy and Slimecicle in addition to a conflict between the three tribes

13:25 = Therapist Tommy

Is nobody gonna talk about how she said that similice spilled his organic seeds over the desert?

I am French and when he spoke of France I was dying of laughter

France has become strong again after 200 years.

I love how I asked myself "what tribe is techno"
🥲

As a French person (I know, I hate myself too) I agree and I’m terrified

"AND FRANCE FOR A CLEAR ENEMY"
*Germany likes tommyinnit for that*

Why is the epic background music the theme from up?

"Someone once said
that when you die from cancer, the cancer dies
too. That's not a loss- that's a draw.
Technoblade never loses"

“I don’t feel guilt I’m god” 💀

R.I.P techno blade, May he Rest In Peace and rest in heaven.

Man.. I sure do miss techno.

As a french, i think tommy has something against us.
"We need a clear ennemy"
France is the country that has won the most battles in history.
(I know its second degree)

Uh oh, the french, they had the napoleon blood in them.

Tommy...How does it feel to be losing a sub battle to a dead person(who is uhm, technically still alive in our hearts lmao) he has 13M subs now-

Technoblade is still beating people and tommy in subs although he’s dead

Tommy isnt destined to be a good god but charlie? He is very kind and very funny, he gives everyone anything they need.

Tommy and Charlie are so funny!! I love their dynamic together and love seeing them interact in videos and on streams!!

tommy: have some netherite
also tommy: *throws nether bricks*

"THE DESERT. THE SNOW, and France because we need a clear enemy." I'm from France man! (But I totally agree with you because I hate it here!)

I'm sorry for you loss, Techoblade was a good man, a amazing man
"Technoblade never dies"

I know this as it relates to your video Tommy but if you need help going through what happened with technoblade chat is always here for you❤️

tommy is the type of person to ask “no stream? is anyone gonna tap to retry?” and not wait for an answer

Even in death Technoblade still surpassed tommy in subscribers