We learn how to be Pirates at PIRATES ADVENTURE!

I'm learning that Dan is braver with stunts and stage stuff and Arin is braver with putting stuff in his mouth

Yall seem to forget Arin is the gamer going out of his natural habitat and Dan is in his element when he's on a stage
The true introvert and extrovert

"Such soft hands for a rope hoister" has absolutely been written in a pirate themed romance novel / fanfiction at some point with deep innuendo and undertone and the fact that Arin came up with it on the spot is next level hilarious.

I love that Ethan wanted and was allowed to get involved. He went from “man I wish I never did that backflip that’s so embarrassing” to “IM GONNA DO A BACKFLIP FOR THESE PIRATES I JUST MET YEAHHHHHH”

I really love the pirate noticing Ethan wanting to jump. That was a touch cute.

“i’m 43 years old man, sometimes i injure myself sleeping” i love danny so much

I love how the 10 Minute Power Hour is just "two adult men do all the things 10 year old boys want to do and react the same way." I'm so jealous.

obsessed with how sweet and supportive all these pirates are of dan and arin. always encouraging them and cheering them on and not making them feel bad about doing smaller stunts 🥺 so cute

Austin panicking in the boat with Dan in control absolutely killed me 😂😂

I love how accidentally coordinated Dan and Arin were when they screamed "OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD!" at 9:55. Even funnier that Arin rings the bell afterwards

The blue pirate yelling at Dan when they're in the boat is the best thing ever in this video, had me legit crying lol

So are we just not gonna talk about how barrel-chested Arin is looking in that pirate garb? Goodness gracious, mister! Muscly legend got me quakin'.

I like seeing Ethan in these. It's like playing "where's waldo?" and being pleasantly surprised with "oh, it's Ethan!"

16:44 can we talk about how Dan is talking about being 43 and having his first shower injury but he sounds and smiles like a little kid who's talking about his first day at school

Benjamin Blue: the responsible pirate
Saxon: the goofy pirate
Jose Gautier: the chill pirate
Treasure: the bad pirate queen

Them asking Ethan if he wanted to jump on the trampoline literally filled my soul

"Stop criticizing the drunken sailor" got me...xD This whole episode was hilarious, Dan is comedy gold.

I love how the rhyme dan makes up immediately puts him into an inescapable paper bag of his own creation. "I like cats that are black and orange..."

Arin recording on his phone while multiple, presumably expensively high quality, cameras record the same thing is peak dad energy

I love that the cast of this performance completely embraces the chaos and wants to try stuff they usually can’t 😂

So proud of Danny and Arin for doing the stunts

11:19 I love the dad vibes here as Arin’s filming with his phone 😂 and I’m so proud of Dan for actually doing it cause I’m with Arin on this one that looks scary af

4:08 the moment that Dan really became a pirate at heart :) the 'weee' and the 'thats so wonderful' shows how bloodthirsty of a pirate he is

I'm a straight woman in a committed relationship, but the concept of a vampiress pirate with a beautiful singing voice did things to my brain

The cut to the hot pirate lady looking completely unimpressed as Arin struggles to pull out a gun was SO good. I forget who's editing nowadays, but my compliments to the chef

Arin failing to get his guns out was a constant source of joy for me.
Also, Ethan saying “go fuck yourself” while doing a backflip on a trampoline has so much raw power.

arin really discovered his fear of heights and IMMEDIATELY went "exposure therapy."

Treasure knows EXACTLY what she's doing when she said she's a bad pirate. 💅 Queen 👑 Pirate Queen to be exact 💎

16:22 "That was the first time I've ever been told to go eff myself by someone doing a backflip" It was super effective!

All the pirates being so happy for Arin after he does the high fall. These places, both the pirate one and the knight one, are too kind. Love it. ❤

Every time Arin was stuttering trying to get the gun out of the holster, I just thought of
“Take… Take a bath… Take- Take a b- Take- Take a bath”

I think this has been my fave 10MPH in a while. The energy with EVERYONE was just so *chefs kiss*

Is it just me or do Dan's eyes look so wide open and lit up like he's living his childhood dreams? He just seems really happy and amazed to be there

I really love the guys learning CORRECT stage combat techniques. It warms my heart as a fight choreographer

Love how Ally’s laugh has become the third Grump

Arin lusting over the pirates is giving me life

Dan: *flops on the trampoline like a dying fish*
Pirates: excellent form

9:27 damn she’s got an amazing voice! I keep replaying this part to hear the song over and over

the pure exasperation in Benajmin Blue's voice when dealing with our beloved 'I'm 43, man' Dan Avidan on that boat will forever bring me joy and happiness.

Honestly, Dan is a great role model. You’re never too old to be a kid

Dan's "Physically and mentally healthy high fall, coming in" got me so good.

That lead knight from the Medieval Times episode was super charismatic, but even he can’t hold a candle to just how awesome everything this crew did was.

So is Ethan now just the regular cameraman for the TMPH? Cause that is one hell of a career progression

arin recording dan like a mom at soccer practice was the cutest thing

my favorite part is always how fun the staff seem to be having with them

Arin and Dan abusing the bell had me dying. I got fantastic 10MPH season 1 vibes from this episode and I loved it.

Big shoutout to the stunning amounts of chemistry these performers have with the team right off the bat. They never miss a beat or are put off!

The bisexual panic I feel seeing a crew of sexy pirates is palpable

Complement to Arin for continuing to be slimm thicc and keeping us quaking like the skinny legend he is

2:41
Wild Eef sighting
4:35
Another, will there be more?
7:52
A sound attributed to the Eef is heard, but no Eef is seen
8:14
A momentary Eef
16:13
The Eef desires to bounce
19:09
Eef wants to jump

Arin recording Danny when he did his stunt was super cute 🥺🥺 its like Arin is a proud little brother and it warms my heart💕💕

Honestly really love how the pirates looked like they were having just as much fun with Arin and Dan as they were having being with the pirates.

my inner theatre kid is so happy seeing dan and arin so excited to learn stage combat choreography

I love how 10 mph is either like playdoh and paper plates or renting out a pirate theater

This power hour is like Arin being the kid thinking he's too old to be into pirates and Dan is the dad who is just having a great time.

*rope swing appears*
Dan: this is exhilarating!
Arin: I don't want to die!

I'm so jealous of these kinda food+entertainment theme places. I wish we had something like that it looks like so much fun. I'd love to work there

I love how you can hear Susie in the background like an encouraging mom

Ethan actually brings such a fun energy as a compliment to the Grumps that I didn't know I needed. He's incredible, dude.

Dan saying "did we start?" Getting cut off sooner and sooner is so good

Now the question is… which outfit was more comfortable; the knights, the pirates, or the grapes and strawberry?

My favorite part is how well and easily these morons get along with special guests. It’s makes it so much more entertaining! Shout out to Austin with his hilarious reactions and Treasure’s great voice!!

Dan drunk driving the boat had to have been the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

The harmonica bleep with Dan falling backwards on the trampoline is killing me

17:31 Simon's little wave, adorable

Not sure if I said this before, but the PBS parody at the end of these episodes is such a nice touch and a strong hit of nostalgia. So glad you guys added that in 😁

“I’m not drunken- I’m Dr. Unken, PhD.” has me IN TEARS and I can’t believe I’m not seeing any other comments about it

I adore seeing Ethan having fun and using his skills. Oh sweet Dan, it's hard to see him at that age but yea, I've injured myself in so many simple and stupid ways and I'm like 'i'm ancient and decaying' before I'm even 30....

Just like in the medieval episode, Dan accidentally put his nuts in harm's way

17:15
"So what we call this is the bloody stain on the street" 🤣

Is it *truly* an episode of 10MPH if Dan doesn't confusedly ask, "did we start?"

Okay, now I need a whole video of Eef being a pirate for a day and getting to use his gymnast skills!

I love the progression of ethan's backflips. first he does one for markiplier to show off and now he does one for dan and tells him to fuck off. such a beautiful development.

Dan and Arin managing it then Ethan just pulls up with flips and shit 💀

I wasn't expecting to laugh that hard this episode. 9:54 killed me. I'm so proud of Arin doing the high fall!

We thought Arin was the more reckless one of the duo, eating literal poison, sniffing Ethan’s taint, eating more poison, turns out heights is his limit.

0:47 show feet
1:34 actual first sign of eef
1:43 oh cute he’s checking dan out
2:25 what i thought was first sign of eef
3:32 don’t listen to your ears, this is not a sign of eef
5:23 this isn’t my sword
6:26 ✨bbuing✨
7:54 shea shanty
9:28 - 9:55 this is a purely self-indulgent list but this point is extra special coz i like her voice a lot :D
10:23 three different “oh”s
10:38 dan used seduction. it is effective.
10:50 the way this was shot makes it seem like a Keeping Up with Dan and Arin show
11:52 FORESHADOWING!!
13:17 the distress in his smile and cracks in his voice are what makes him so enticing
16:17 the way he says “what’s up ethan :D”, you’d think ethan had said “hey dad”
16:49 married
16:54 the point where i decided pirate!dan could definitely rival metal!dan
17:36 the distress in his smile and cracks in his voice are what makes him so enticing
19:25 eef spiralling in real-time

Arin and Dan looking like snacks in pirate costumes 😳

I love how the actors tried to be serious since they’re working but realized the Grumps are total goofballs and started laughing at their jokes 😂

This was my first ever dinner theater and I was called up. Super shy kid, didn't want to but also thrilled. Pretty pirate lady kissed me on the cheek for "saving her" and I was on top of the world😂

Are we not gonna talk about the vocals on the one female pirate she ate and left no crumbs-

2:40 seeing just the sliver of Eef made my heart explode that man is amazing

Their childlike enthusiasm is so infectious!! I have so much joy watching them be pirates 😊

“What do we sign so we cannot sue them?” was perfect

The different vibes of the workers here vs in the knights one is so funny. And it almost EXACTLY matches what I'd expect

I'm glad they also made the pirates' dreams of swinging across their audience come true too

Was so ready for Danny’s nsp “stunt double,” to do one these stunts and just eat it

Their little field trip power hours are my personal favorite

7:02 That "Gimme your guns" moment was so funny. Arin, joking with the guns prior to that made it x100 funnier

Note to everyone: As a former Pirates Employee, tip your servers generously. We have to carry 12 plates of stacked food on our shoulders up and down stairs along with filling dessert, lobster tail, and drink orders before the show ends. I still have nightmares of the place and it's muggy indoor warmth 💀

13:49 lol can't help repeat this. Dan's laugh is so contagious

Omg, we just went there before New Years! The green pirate in the video was the red pirate when went. He’s so chill. I’m proud of Arin for his jump!!!

Dan already fits the part of a pirate with his voluminous hair

I LOVE the cast of pirates, they're all so encouraging and playful, treasure has an incredible voice. very funny moment during the rope swinging the green pirate did not get a high five but he took the rejection like a champ 😤

Your Medieval Times video made me want to go see that show, and now it looks like I’ll be wanting to watch this one too!

Arin afraid of stunts YET doesn't hesitate to put poison in his mouth numerous times

Man, this episode was great. I loved the paling around with the performers, excited involvement with filming staff aka Ethan aka Crank-it guy. Friggin props to Dan doing that additional rope thing.

I could not stop smiling, this was all pure joy and fun.

I felt so bad for Arin up there, I was like, “Nooo, buddy, don’t do it, it’s ok, you don’t have to.” I tried rock climbing once and I was so terrified the whole time. I related to his fear there xD

Dude that girl can *SING* the way she did the “Morning” line gave me chills