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did you just cOmPaRe Christan Gray and FUCKING JESUS together!?!
Aw, RIP monetization.
Idk why but I freaked out when you said "fort Washington" I live in oxon hill - fort Washington
I love the commentary it’s hilarious
I thought this was a chick flick but damn thiss just a super high budget porno
All I thought was DEVIRGINIZE!
2:08 omg i thought the exact same thing. great minds think alike
Lmao "it's cause he's sad bitch."
“Ashamed buyer” 😂
Lol I know twins my freaking class who’s names are ANNA AND CHRISTIAN like Wtf😂
I AM LAUGHING MY ASSS OF EVERYTIME
Dylan, there is technically a Harry Potter fanfic published (and a lot that we don't know of too I guess). It's called Carry On and it's actually amazing. Like really good. Like it has a plot and the balance between elements JKR created and how the author transformed them it's perfect. At first you know it's a fanfic because you start recognising things like the magical boarding school and some characters but then it's a completely different thing.
i'm CRYING LMAO
Please curse, curse the shit out of it.
did he just cOmPaRe Christan Gray and FUCKING JESUS together!?!
12:24 according to the Film Theory episode talking about this movie, yes, it's basically like signing up for a cult
I died when he started moving with them 9:55
"dude she said no"*Dylan's face Lolol*
you’re fucking hilarious how have I only found you now😂
They did a bad job portraying the books as movies lmaooo
Dylan: Buys movie*Also Dylan: Naw I didn't actually buy itAlso Also Dylan: Please buy that lineALSO ALSO ALSO Dylan: *Laughs* I did- did not buy it Me:..... Also Me: *INHALE*ALSO ALSO Me: YOU JUST MISDIRECTED YOUR MIDSIRECTS MISDIRECTION OF ITS MISDIRECTAll of you:.... pardon?
“ they have sex so hard they bend time ...” lmao 😂
Anyone else curious what kinda porn dylan watches??? No? Just me? Oh, mmkay then....
as I always say, the book is better than the movies... that being said the third movie was the best one tbh idk why lol
the passion of the chriSt
Dylan: *pretends to get spanked*Christian Grey: *spanks*Dylan: " *AYYE!* one "Christian Grey: "count anastasia"Dylan: " *oNE bitch* "😂🤣😂🤣😂
twilight had a better relationship then this
"I got hit in the throat with a fking pipe that's why my voice sounds like this" 😂😂😂
Omgosh lmaooo i laughed the whole video but watching the movie it's just 😝😌🙈🙈🙈
When he said „this is Sparta! “ o cracked of🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
*Gray tries to look hot while talking a bite of my food**looks down at my food then up at him again*If I don't leave now it's about to be your life on the line.😐
watch Film Theory about this movie, it will make the movie alot more sense
I think I see now why people call it "Fifty Shades of Fucked!"
"Laters baby"Dylan "Ew". Same man, same. You can def tell it's a Twilight fanfic. All the Edward saves Bella moments reshaped into this hahahahahhahaha
"He wanted to butt punch her" 😂😂😂 14:24
6:08 The fckin (x) doubt gets me every single time.
These movies are sooooooooo cringy
I cannot wait for him to realize that this was originally a Twilight fanfiction with Edward as Christian and Bella as Anastasia XD
HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HAD ME SO WEAK 🤣🤣🤣 you got a new subscriber this shit funny asf
It’s not only me that finds Dylan extremely attractive and funny, right?
No one:Not a soul:Dylan: SO MANY NIPPLES!!!
"This video is sponsored by SeatGeek" HAHAHA I died
Ugh I love BDSM
The fact that he bought rope zipties and duct tape freaks me out
Can we talk about how weird Grey takes his shirt off at 5:42 ????? It looks like he's hanging himself for a sec
There’s a second movie. You should watch it😂
13:36 - 14:00 LMAO ME
I never realized how cringy the movie was.
3:18Still waiting for my copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Boner
Backpack backpack, backpack backpack SHIRT!...okay im done.
This movie honestly is very vanilla
When he put his glasses on at 12:53 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"i'm gonna write a harry potter fanfic, that has never been done before, right?"yeaaah🌝
Is it weird that I now LOVE the dumb line “like your-x box and stuff?”
"How did you trip!?" Oh sweetie... you must be one of the lucky ones who is aware of his own body and coordination. Some of us poor unfortunate souls literally trip over our own feet... even while standing still :'( I was always the girl in school who fell over and up steps. Tell you, it takes some real talent to fall UP stairs!
Watching you always makes me feel happy, thank you Dylan💕
The realist reaction of this movie I have ever encountered
IS SHE A VIRGY?
Everyone needs to go watch film theory's video on fifty shades of grey
me, a witch: if bdsm is witchcraft, i'm in the wrong fucking coven
“Not till I have your written consent” *Your face was my face, and everyone else’s face who paid to see this in theaters* 😂
Christian *blames the women who gave birth , who had a hard life yet was still able to look after him for 4 years while being on drugs because that was the only way for her to get through the pain because that’s why he’s so fucked up*Everyone else *what about that bitch that literally abused you from age 16 to 21*
"6 years? Is that how it works? You're a submissive and then you graduate and become dominant...it's like an internship that you do....?" - Dylan 2019 😂
I once paid $5 to spank a German dudes butt at a Renaissance fair
It's actually hilarious that you said that about witchcraft and BDSM cause a couple years ago I was heavily into witchcraft. And I've since joined the BDSM community XDD
your reactions to this stupid ass movie are exactly as mine . the only difference is a couldn't bring myself to continue watching after that stupid scene were he eats out of her hand -.-
Dylan: I could write a Harry Potter fanfiction. No ones done that before, right?Me: Damn you really don't know, do you?
What’s the song that you play at the end of your videos?
The beginning is Dylan looking bored and disappointed...the second half is him looking super uncomfortable or shocked 😂😂
BDSM folks were rightfully mad at this movie because this movie portrays abuse and stalking and tries to pass it off as BDSM. Also LOL at “They have sex so hard that they bend the space time continuum.”
5:47 😂😂🤣🤣😂💀💀💀 best reaction ever
I'm dying here, you've made this movie good by being honest, extremely hilarious.
I'm confused about the part after she her virginity that she wasn't sore or maybe the guy had a small one.
Lmao you crack me up
Dylan: -rolls eyes at Grey-Me: Subscribed!
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