Charlie's Angels - A Perfect Storm

  • čas přidán 21. 11. 2019
  • So with the news that Charlie's Angels has bombed at the box office, I figured it would be a good time to take a look at the movie and try to figure out why. Grab your drinks, and join me as I explore the anatomy of this failure.
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  • The Critical Drinker
    The Critical Drinker  Před měsícem +747

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    • joker Darker
      joker Darker Před 13 dny


    • CollazoStudios
      CollazoStudios Před 18 dny

      Robert Patterson is doing way better more in movies like the lighthouse and his upcoming film Christopher nolan's Tenet.

    • Captain McDog
      Captain McDog Před 29 dny

      Would you consider setting up on SubscribeStar or some other alternative to Patreon. I'd like to support you, but I can't use Patreon after their bullshit antics.

    • Bruno Fernandez
      Bruno Fernandez Před měsícem

      @Space Roamer I don't get it.

    • Space Roamer
      Space Roamer Před měsícem

      @Bruno Fernandez you have no point, you're complacent

  • Willies 89
    Willies 89 Před 36 minutami

    gotta be honest, only reason i watched Charlie's Angels (2000) was because Tom Green was in it, and he played a character named Chad..... that's also all i kinda remember from that movie, Chad on a boat and CHAD IS GREAT XD

  • Carl FromTheOC
    Carl FromTheOC Před hodinou

    It was not helped by the fact that NONE of the women were attractive. Sorry, I am a flaming heterosexual and the last brace of Charlie's Angels movies had sexy women leads, ditto the old TV series. It is not a good sign when the Audi sports car was the sexiest thing or person to show up in the movie. And would the studios please stop trying to make Kristen Stewart the "next big thing". Just stop. It is not going to happen. Ditto Cara Delavigne.

  • David Invenio
    David Invenio Před hodinou

    "Sir" Patrick Stewart likes to talk all kinds of shit about how he will only do ST Picard under certain conditions - because integrity and shit.
    Yeah, and THIS movie? He's a Hollywood whore just like all the rest. And I won't watch that dumpster fire either.

  • archisaurus
    archisaurus Před 3 hodinami

    None of them are very attractive either......not by hollyweird standards

  • Dcknyoaho
    Dcknyoaho Před 3 hodinami

    How bad did this movie tank? I didn't even know it existed till I saw this video.

  • Henry Savoy
    Henry Savoy Před 5 hodinami

    Charlie is dead now is called the LGBTQ’s Angels

  • Jim Brown
    Jim Brown Před 8 hodinami

    "Gigantor" LOL!

  • Captain Low Price
    Captain Low Price Před 13 hodinami

    this guy sounds like he shittin a sharp rough piece of shit and he really cannot handle it

  • MercuryAlphaInc
    MercuryAlphaInc Před 13 hodinami

    It pains me to see Naomi Scott in this. I feel like she actually is a decently talented actress that just can't get her lucky break.

  • hermoglyph 22
    hermoglyph 22 Před 13 hodinami

    Ms Banks wanted to make a feminist statement about female empowerment, so she made a film that glorifies violence and good old-fashioned feminine glamour. I could take her pretensions more seriously if her Angels were ordinary - looking (ie non-glamorous) middle-aged or elderly women who defeated the baddies by no-violent means, rather than by shooting them and bashing them and throwing them about. That'd make them much healthier role-models.

  • Nicholas Riha
    Nicholas Riha Před 14 hodinami

    Unpopular opinion, both the filmmakers and the people criticising this film are snowflakes

  • William Barr
    William Barr Před 15 hodinami

    Elizabeth Banks, Cue the Troy McClure voice saying "You may remember me from such films as Zack & Miri make a porno...." Lol Fucking clown

  • dad_x_4
    dad_x_4 Před 17 hodinami

    I thought reboots were supposed to include a gender change of the main characters? I won't even watch this when it finally arrives to free to air tv in 10yrs.....I learnt my lesson with the Ghostbusters reboot.
    Sorry, I only lasted to the 3min mark on your video and had to turn it off

  • n lo8t
    n lo8t Před 17 hodinami

    Kristen stewart could make a good ciri

  • MN Irwin
    MN Irwin Před 21 hodinou

    When you mentioned the gender and ethnicity of the men in the movie ... you left out Smug Businessman. Just sayin'. :)

  • Yesica1993
    Yesica1993 Před 23 hodinami +1

    They don't care about money. They have plenty. The point is destroying men.

  • Yesica1993
    Yesica1993 Před dnem

    Bless you, Sir, for enduring this for us!

  • Yesica1993
    Yesica1993 Před dnem

    I'm old enough to have grown up with the original show. I had zero interest in the previous remake (HOLY COW, THAT WAS 20 YRS AGO?1), let alone this one. I barely heard / knew anything about it!

    I've watched a few eps of the old show lately and was reliving my childhood, while trying to view it through adult eyes. Sure, it was ridiculous. Even as a kid, I was never fully convinced they were detectives. But who cares? The girls were so beautiful that it was enough to just see them running around pretending to catch criminals. (And I say this as a straighter-than-straight woman.)

    While they weren't the best actresses on the planet, I enjoyed their friendships with each other & with Bosley. There was a silly charm to it all. Most of all, it was fun! Remember that, Hollywood? FUN?

  • beaney56
    beaney56 Před dnem +1

    Yes we all know the huge list of female scientific accomplishments compared to Male scientific accomplishments.

  • beaney56
    beaney56 Před dnem

    Why has sir patrick stewart got involved in this cluster fuck?

  • beaney56
    beaney56 Před dnem

    I enjoyed battlefield earth.

  • Superluminal
    Superluminal Před dnem

    Many of your critiques of woke filmmaking are valid. I agree with many of them. But I dont know why everybody is so mad at lady ghostbusters. it wasnt perfect but what was wrong with it didnt have anything to do what everyone is so pissed off about. The handsome man being really dumb trope has been around for at least a century. The fact that it is women characters suffering his stupidity is perfectly fine. Just like it's OK for women characters to suffer the dumb blonde trope. Makes you all look intolerant.

  • Anarchy
    Anarchy Před dnem

    you know the movie is bad when after 1/3 video, pausing it to comment and close it.

  • Nico Meier
    Nico Meier Před dnem +1

    Leave it to a feminist to produce a dumpster fire.
    She could shake hands with Kathleen Kennedy.

  • Nico Meier
    Nico Meier Před dnem +1

    It really is very, very bad, in every way possible.

  • Nico Meier
    Nico Meier Před dnem

    "The movie finally stumbled out the gate" LMAO

  • Vo AcAbA c O LoL
    Vo AcAbA c O LoL Před 2 dny

    the greatest problem with modern holywood film is the desesperate feeling of insert a joke of any line of the movie.

  • Stuart Scott
    Stuart Scott Před 2 dny

    Roflol, holy crap, you're brutal.

  • Soulboy Gabicci
    Soulboy Gabicci Před 2 dny

    I fancied Jacqueline Smith in the original.

    • Yesica1993
      Yesica1993 Před dnem

      In my opinion, Jaclyn Smith in her heyday was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

  • King David
    King David Před 3 dny

    No no.....let Hollywood go ahead and continue making movie like this. Fucking idiots. Let's them go right ahead and kill themselves. Tired of Hollywood.

  • Todd Skywalker
    Todd Skywalker Před 3 dny

    Is the scientist played by Abella Danger?

  • I/O
    I/O Před 3 dny

    I wonder how long it took them to decide on that tramp stamp tattoo they all have

  • Jean Charles Navet
    Jean Charles Navet Před 3 dny

    Hahaha , thanks ..
    I was not going to go see it anyway but how more dumb will 2020 movies get ?

  • R00sta
    R00sta Před 4 dny

    Let’s think about this for a second: Elizabeth Banks claims that the movie bombed because men didn’t come out and see it. Therefore, if men HAD come out and seen it, the box office would go somewhere from 8 million to 16 million (assuming a generously equal split of male and female viewers). In this case, the movie is still a huge financial failure. So, her only other excuse would be that men discouraged women from seeing it altogether, tanking the numbers. But if this is her excuse, she is assuming women are so helpless and unempowered that they don’t have the free will to go see a movie they are interested in (not very progressive of her, is it?). Any way you slice it, her excuses are shit.

  • R00sta
    R00sta Před 4 dny

    Let’s think about this for a second: Elizabeth Banks claims that the movie bombed because men didn’t come out and see it. Therefore, if men HAD come out and seen it, the box office would go somewhere from 8 million to 16 million (assuming a generously equal split of male and female viewers). In this case, the movie is still a huge financial failure. So, her only other excuse would be that men discouraged women from seeing it altogether, tanking the numbers. But if this is her excuse, she is assuming women are so helpless and unempowered that they don’t have the free will to go see a movie they are interested in (not very progressive of her, is it?). Any way you slice it, her excuses are shit.

  • Douglas Williams
    Douglas Williams Před 4 dny

    I can't believe Patrick Stewart agreed to be in this piece of shit.

  • FabulousFab
    FabulousFab Před 4 dny

    This was so much better :D

  • RevOlutiOn
    RevOlutiOn Před 4 dny

    After the movie burned at the Box Office since Lizzie Banks warned everyone it was going to be feminist because vagina, she then blames the patriarchy for its demise. That kind of attitude will stick with audiences and hopefully the culmination of everything she fought for gets her and such attitudes kicked out of Hollywood. I wonder if she has to pay the money back for this flop..

  • Stimm002
    Stimm002 Před 5 dny +1

    This guy sounds like he is reviewing a film while trying to poo with a severe case of constipation, it sounds like he's straining really hard the whole time ?🤣🤣 always good videos.

  • Von Pro2
    Von Pro2 Před 5 dny

    I wonder what other popular 80's tv show or movie will the SJW ruin

  • mythsis Little Farie
    mythsis Little Farie Před 5 dny

    The problem is that the stereotype they are fighting is not the social view, lol. It's a hollywood thing. In general society females are not "glass ceilinged, helpless, sex pots" only hollywood sees them that way. So in essence they are shoving this " wokeness" at every one except the ppl who perpetuate it, the hollywood film makers.

  • Arsyad Idris
    Arsyad Idris Před 5 dny

    Its like they forgot that generally half the population are male. Guys have money too u know. They miiight wana pander to guys too when they make their movies😂😂😂
    Sure, make a bad movie. But atleast make it bad so both guys n girls can watch it. Alienating half ur market AND make a bad movie... gold mine for youtube channels to tear apart😂😂😂
    Truly enjoy these sort of channels these past few years. Keep it up u drunk bastard😂😂😂

  • Ianmundo
    Ianmundo Před 6 dny

    nothing wrong with being a feminist, plenty wrong with a “feminist” script whose whole premise at the complete expense of the opposite sex, that wouldn’t be funny the other way round either. It’s just as sexist and unfunny as mocking women.

  • Saiyusa
    Saiyusa Před 6 dny +1

    "Can you imagine the reaction to this movie if the genders were swapped?"
    Y'mean how they've always been? Heroic men and villainous petty dishonest women?

  • Santroff
    Santroff Před 6 dny +1

    The "spy thriller" genre ship had set sail a long time ago. Rick and Morty recently set the "heist movie" genre ablaze for many of the same reasons.

  • Rich Peacock
    Rich Peacock Před 6 dny +1

    Dr Who: hold my babycham.

  • Rogue 9
    Rogue 9 Před 6 dny +2

    Why does Kristen Stewart do a somersault backwards when she is beating up the guy in the chair? Also why does he just sit there and not try to get away when Kristen is doing the somersault? Are those curtains that restricting? Stupid!

    • Yesica1993
      Yesica1993 Před dnem

      My real question is how does Kristen Stewart have a Hollywood career at all? Every time I see her she has that same annoyed / blank expression on her face. And, at least by Hollywood standards, she's not particularly standout in the looks department. I can't believe she's still getting roles!

  • underfrogg
    underfrogg Před 6 dny +1

    Look up SCTV ... Libby Wolfson ... "I'm taking my own head and screwing it on right .. and no man gonna tell me that it ain't" ... its circa 1980 / 1981 ... its prophetic of 'woke' women in charge of production.

  • Otto Von Bismarck
    Otto Von Bismarck Před 7 dny +1

    The early 2000's Charlie's Angels was a... 'important' part of my young adult years...

  • Ryan Sean
    Ryan Sean Před 7 dny +1

    So the new movie are all white female lead character? The original has Asian!

    This is racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dbreiden83080
    dbreiden83080 Před 7 dny +2

    I guess I will give you credit for actually going to see this movie. Although you only did it because you wanted to review it for views on your channel. I would not see this movie for any reason. Literally if somebody handed me $50 and said rent it, I am handing them the $50 back. Nothing could get me to see this movie.

    • Yesica1993
      Yesica1993 Před 23 hodinami

      Same. And I'm a woman!

  • Dire Jack
    Dire Jack Před 8 dny

    If that socialist Steward guy is in the movie, then it's doomed to fail.

  • Overlor _22
    Overlor _22 Před 8 dny

    I fuckin love this channel

  • Vicious Unpolite Games
    Vicious Unpolite Games Před 9 dny +1

    Recipe to lose money : 1) remake and old film 2) put only womens on it 3) make it obviously about gender,woman empowerment some other libertarian lgbt bullshit , blame patriarchy and obviously make the white man the villain 4) insert one black guy/chinese/lesbian/lizard whatever for "diversity" even if there is no reason. 5) lose millions and billions 6)blame audience for racism/homophobia etc when the film obviously fail.

  • Geoff Halsey
    Geoff Halsey Před 9 dny +2

    I'm not sure who the intended audience is for this type of female action movie? It's not women.

    • -Null -
      -Null - Před 7 dny +1

      Geoff Halsey
      I work part time at a movie theater, and my oh my let me tell you this: Charlie’s Angels was screened at the smallest hall we had, and it was barely half full. After 1 week no sales for that catastrophe....

  • Kira B
    Kira B Před 9 dny +1

    Also, Kristen Stewart was just NOT believable....she looks like she couldn’t fight her way out of a paper bag. At least the taller girl looks like she could kick some ass if she wanted to. Also, weak villains are boring and they equal weak protaganists

  • AnimalStomper
    AnimalStomper Před 9 dny +1

    Mark Kermode liked it.... ... ..

  • Second Son Of Krypton
    Second Son Of Krypton Před 9 dny +1

    Well played, sir. You just earned yourself a new subscriber.

  • Laura Hugill
    Laura Hugill Před 9 dny

    I disagree. The three main characters had a lot of great chemistry together and Kristen Stewart was one of the best things about this movie.