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  • čas přidán 12. 06. 2019
  • Following a near-collision between Russian and U.S. naval ships in the Philippine Sea, Vladimir Putin cozies up to Chinese leader Xi Jinping, leaving Donald Trump in the cold.
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  • Ms. H
    Ms. H Před 3 minutami

    A red face fool. Man nobody likes you.

  • I'M GoneWithTheWind! FABULOUS!!

    The host of NBC news looks like a younger version of the NBC nightly news fired liar anchor.

  • Andrew Camden
    Andrew Camden Před 54 minutami

    They said it couldn't be done but we did it! From Bush to HillarBama and Trump, we have finally managed to unite the other two great powers against us! USA! Nationalism! Stupidity! Suicide!

  • mudasir nazar
    mudasir nazar Před 2 hodinami

    amrica & russia
    same like india & pakistan
    pakistan hit india whole world watch
    india hit pakistani tree lolx

  • Z Wang
    Z Wang Před 7 hodinami

    hahahahahahahahah

  • Dawood Ibrahim
    Dawood Ibrahim Před 8 hodinami

    Russia, china and pakistan are headache for you people 😂 😂

  • Aivaras Sutkus
    Aivaras Sutkus Před 13 hodinami

    Russian and China gets united and does not give a shit about "victims" and "feelings".
    US- reporations for slave children.
    EU- more migrants, more diversity.
    Well time to go watch some Learn mandarin in 60 minutes videos

  • Time the Avenger
    Time the Avenger Před 14 hodinami

    I come here to watch jokes die...slow painful deaths.

  • CTPEJIOK
    CTPEJIOK Před 15 hodinami

    Смейтесь бургеры, пока можете

  • The Absurd
    The Absurd Před 15 hodinami

    Okay, I’d like to point out that the cooperation between the PRC and USSR in the 1950s, that’s false. That was during the Sino-Soviet Split.

  • The Absurd
    The Absurd Před 15 hodinami

    Americans are just Russophobic.
    To them, everyone is a dictator if they’re Russian.
    Tsar: Dictator
    Lenin: Dictator
    Stalin: Dictator
    Corn Man: Dictator
    Eyebrows: Dictator
    Wine Stain: Not Dictator because Pizza Hut
    Putin: Dictator

  • 2001 Monolithic
    2001 Monolithic Před 15 hodinami

    I've really tried to like Trevor. He just flat out isn't funny. I get that the daily show was trying be more serious but he has the personality of a rock.

  • Psy kcp
    Psy kcp Před 16 hodinami

    Russian and French

  • WALTER Salcedo
    WALTER Salcedo Před 17 hodinami

    i have order to get your head shave .... so do you want me to do it or should i just give you the knife....... blackseahawk is ego 4958i6

  • Mr. Sarcastic
    Mr. Sarcastic Před 17 hodinami

    U.S has the same. Zionist / Jews bromance

  • gautam gambhir
    gautam gambhir Před 18 hodinami

    0:55 ANormalDayInRussia 😁😁

  • DCMarvelFan
    DCMarvelFan Před 18 hodinami +1

    Well shit.

  • Jessie Villanueva
    Jessie Villanueva Před 19 hodinami

    This reporter should be send to N. Korea and will see

  • Rishabh patel
    Rishabh patel Před 20 hodinami

    Fuck you... Sometimes ago pakistani navy rammed into indian ship... Go check the footage

  • Hairyface Gambino
    Hairyface Gambino Před 21 hodinou

    Panda express bro

  • J JJ
    J JJ Před 21 hodinou

    There are only 2 Kings on this earth, two sides to the coin, both equally evil

  • Zahi Gu
    Zahi Gu Před 22 hodinami

    Nice one! I enjoy both of your and Seth Meyer's shows!

  • cashel
    cashel Před 22 hodinami

    THE PANDA-> GOOD POINT SMOOTH AF

  • sjdjbs sjjdbbd
    sjdjbs sjjdbbd Před 22 hodinami

    建议中文字幕

  • anti le
    anti le Před 23 hodinami

    毛式口音笑死我了

  • lili shyta
    lili shyta Před 23 hodinami

    China used western technology, got strong economy, can’t milk America anymore now leads the game, making America “ JEALOUS “ by getting closer with Russia.

  • PinoyToPre Maharlika

    His Russian accent is on point. Lol.

  • Dana Lover
    Dana Lover Před dnem +3

    Slovakia already has nothing so we wouldn't even mind LOL

  • Soren Utpal
    Soren Utpal Před dnem

    I dont get what country trevor noah is with

  • Ojay Negai Tee
    Ojay Negai Tee Před dnem

    Cant wait to see Russia and China invade USA because USA is full of soyboys and snowflakes. Your time will come my friends your time will come☝

  • That Guy Mo
    That Guy Mo Před dnem

    Trevor noah is and idiot.

  • Christine Kanana
    Christine Kanana Před dnem

    You rock Trevor!!!

  • Dante Ferrise
    Dante Ferrise Před dnem

    THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING!!! TRUMP CONTINUES TO TALK DOWN ABOUT CHINA AND HE CONTINUES TO SUCK PUTIN’S DICK TO THE POINT WHERE TRUMP WOULD BELIVE WHATEVER EXCUSE PUTIN GAVE US UNTIL THEY ARE SHOOTING AT US... AND THEN TRUMP ALMOST STARTED A WAR WITH IRAN...I THINK THIS GOVERNMENT WANTS A WAR SOOOOO BADLY!!! IT IS SCARY AS SHIT THAT RUSSIA AND CHINA WANT TO GANG UP AGAINST US AND IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY SEE US AS IDIOTS AND WEAK AS HELL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE TRUMP DOES NOT UNDERSTAND FUCKING ANYTHING!!!!!

  • windingpath
    windingpath Před dnem +3

    come on, it's pronounced SH-EE,not G-EE.

  • Puddin L
    Puddin L Před dnem

    Lol, that Jackie Chen joke got me so badly

  • 5alchemist
    5alchemist Před dnem +1

    I really like you, Trevor!! Good Show!!

  • Ibrahim Abdulazim
    Ibrahim Abdulazim Před dnem

    The days of America are gone from the past. The leaders of the new world of China and the Russian Federation are enough to destroy America. from Egypt. Mother of the World

  • 15 seconds of truth
    15 seconds of truth Před dnem

    Hey fuckhead how about bringing up the 3 million Hillary received from Russians before the election! You worthless POS

  • Aali145 Aali145
    Aali145 Aali145 Před dnem

    Your comedy is beast but your comedy speech is true agree

  • Marco Andrade
    Marco Andrade Před dnem +1

    It always starts with a ship

  • BDParadigm
    BDParadigm Před dnem +2

    The guy can't when pronounce Xi correctly. It's not "Gee", it's pronounced "See".

    • Covert Wasp
      Covert Wasp Před 15 hodinami

      He's a 1/2 breed. Its obvious he got the Negro genetics for his brain.

  • sqpilot63074
    sqpilot63074 Před dnem

    Maritime and aviation law dictates the right of way is always to the right. So the US is AT FAULT.

  • ZhangtheGreat
    ZhangtheGreat Před dnem

    To be fair, China and Russia have been getting buddy-buddy for a long time now. Since the dissolution of the USSR, relations between China and Russia have improved drastically (unlike the 1960s when the two regarded each other as the biggest threat). Putin and Xi are simply playing out the latest chapter.

  • 2paacalipse
    2paacalipse Před dnem

    Russian antiques where us navy is on the border of russia and its russias fault?! 🤣🤣
    It wasnt on the beach in california, was it ? 😆

  • sunil nayak
    sunil nayak Před dnem

    Really 2016 election....😂

  • 太公望
    太公望 Před dnem

    Hi,my youtube's friends.Nice to meet too.
    I finally escaped from the “China wall”
    .|•'-'•)و✧
    And I like everybody.
    _A grill from the Bilibili's٩( ๑╹ ꇴ╹)۶

    • Yongzuo Wang
      Yongzuo Wang Před hodinou

      Soon you will find the word escape is not that right,because nowadays CHclip always makes Chinese people love China more than they did before they break through The Great Wall...
      Anyway,welcome,it's interesting here~
      Here you need to use your brain to think and judge rationally
      毕竟帝国主义亡我之心不死啊小妹妹

  • Matthew A
    Matthew A Před dnem

    Trevor, Xi is pronounced 'she', not 'zhe'...

  • Tom Cypher
    Tom Cypher Před dnem

    Worst copy of this type of show

  • ManDevil
    ManDevil Před dnem

    "Cute bears"?
    Ummmm... Trevor, Pandas aren't bears.

    They are actually a species of insect.

  • Heathen S
    Heathen S Před dnem

    Trevor is African-meddling in American politics, change my mind.

    • Mike K
      Mike K Před dnem

      Heathen S making 🏦 doing it

  • tino deryanto
    tino deryanto Před 2 dny

    Wouldn't it be hilarious if trump really put on a costume when meeting with Xi, but instead of panda he use Winnie the Pooh costume?

  • 4injustwetrust
    4injustwetrust Před 2 dny

    America is pooping themselves...Rightfully so. Not so tough now are you? Filthy yanks.

  • Views on China
    Views on China Před 2 dny

    Laugh my guts out! I’m from Guangzhou China~Great show! Thanks Trover

  • Leornard Juma
    Leornard Juma Před 2 dny

    Trevor is the New Obama. Sellout.

  • Google Account
    Google Account Před 2 dny

    If you didn't know. "People in Russia" they do not decide anything. The real power have politics, and they are stilling milliards. People are not want it and truing go against it, like kind of yellow vests but always fail.

  • Cynthia Johnston
    Cynthia Johnston Před 2 dny

    Now I'm scared.

  • sravan battu
    sravan battu Před 2 dny

    I like the name STATES OF THE AMERICA,I mean UNITED STATES OF THE AMERICA!!!😎

  • Little Pumpkin Pie Hair-Cutted Freak

    Chernobyl plant operators were sunbathing when the plant went to crap!

  • Robert Jones
    Robert Jones Před 2 dny

    Shit the Memphis zoo has 2 panda... and that other shit is true too

  • ian gitau
    ian gitau Před 2 dny

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 "No fifty shades of Rocky"

  • Ikonya Warachi
    Ikonya Warachi Před 2 dny

    they should make "Rocky Goes to Space"

  • Hackward Yu
    Hackward Yu Před 2 dny +4

    "xi" reads more shee or see rather than "gee".

  • ismail abdelazim
    ismail abdelazim Před 2 dny

    I lost ia at "don't want to meet jesus as pasty bitch". 🤣🤣🤣

  • TheSeitkaz
    TheSeitkaz Před 2 dny

    Perfect russian accents

  • David Milton
    David Milton Před 2 dny

    Wow. Fear mongering on the daily show. How very dissapointing.
    The two warships story was a perpetuation of a story blown out of proportion.
    Anybody with any sense can plainly see in the original footage, that the two vessels were going WAY too slow for there to be in any danger of colliding with one another.
    That's just some footage of two boats casually saying hello in an otherwise empty ocean.
    Fucking ridiculous.

  • Ana nuñez
    Ana nuñez Před 2 dny +1

    Haha...i love his imitation of trump, is hilarious.

  • geraldturkeyhunter
    geraldturkeyhunter Před 2 dny

    Hel l I might even go back to school so when I txt I don't make one huge run on sentence lmao and hope I can teach my kids not to txt lol lmao word wth np ttyl and actually just call somebody speak correct English and ignore texting driving calling driving and do like the old days call somebody when you get home go see somebody when its important love the USA God bless all

  • geraldturkeyhunter
    geraldturkeyhunter Před 2 dny

    We need satire for sure but get all sides every side why I used to watch this show couldn't miss it now just like CNN ABC fox NBC all hate spew hate say how bad we have it but I look at dang its way better now than the last 20 years of my 40 year olds life markets up people have more freedom than ever wars are trying to stop on our side money is good economy we took back why is everybody so pissed just saying

  • geraldturkeyhunter
    geraldturkeyhunter Před 2 dny

    What happens when you have no freedom you say screw it lets go get some sun before we die why they are so dangerous what do they have to loose really and I used to watch this show all the time when it had both sides now its just hate comedy it's sad give all views not just dems. I would watch the news then john Stewart didn't agree on somethings but he seemed to equal out all views not just his own

  • EricaAdolfo Serrano
    EricaAdolfo Serrano Před 2 dny

    AM-ERICA Adolfito Spirit great again AM-ERICA Adolfito Spirit great again AM-ERICA Adolfito Spirit

  • Du Zuo
    Du Zuo Před 2 dny

    Niko?

  • Stephen Gay
    Stephen Gay Před 2 dny

    You're The funniest

  • samir yelne
    samir yelne Před 2 dny

    Panda trump are you fkin kidding me !

  • YONG CHEN SENG
    YONG CHEN SENG Před 2 dny

    lol

  • Sapphire Riddles
    Sapphire Riddles Před 2 dny

    China LENDS pandas??? What??

  • brendan roy
    brendan roy Před 2 dny

    1:06 "prepare for breach." How about you try Brace for shock

  • Harvey Lu
    Harvey Lu Před 2 dny

    Oh no, what happened to the human raise in this generation

  • Ldsy000
    Ldsy000 Před 2 dny

    It’s not “Zi” or “Zhi” for “Xi”, but more like “Shi” or “Hsi”, a soft sound with flat lips.

  • Creatix
    Creatix Před 2 dny +10

    They are not Friends..
    They are Comrades
    😂😂😁

  • Unknown
    Unknown Před 2 dny +1

    *we are indeed dead meat*

  • Roma Mikhasev
    Roma Mikhasev Před 2 dny

    FOR TRUMP.

  • prasanjit devnath
    prasanjit devnath Před 2 dny +1

    5G 🎉

  • rick sanchaz
    rick sanchaz Před 2 dny

    can u set a Chinese channel

  • wallace mburu
    wallace mburu Před 2 dny

    Crazy fun

  • Terranullius
    Terranullius Před 2 dny

    this show is extremely biased, the comments are almost fascinating.

    • J JJ
      J JJ Před 21 hodinou

      Welcome to politics my friend

  • Minya Peng
    Minya Peng Před 2 dny

    Hahaha,trump is so childish. If Xi doesn’t meet me, I will add tariff.

  • Sultan Mehmood Ghaznavi

    Pak-China-Turkey-Russia-Iran is a new block against you ass holes. its been a century. its time for you ass holes to go as super powers come and go. its history of mankind but you Americans are the biggest mass murderers and terrorists mankind had ever seen and you damaged every country in this block so its their time now for retaliation and revenge. its their right!

  • Sultan Mehmood Ghaznavi

    Pakistani ships literally push the Endian ships away from their territory by colliding with them and pushing them away. lol check videos on CHclip! its Navy life! its common. its fun for us. We cry with laughter while Endians wet their pants and start shouting and weeping that we are about to crash. LMAO

  • David Armillie
    David Armillie Před 2 dny +4

    I love his Russian accent! "Pasty B!" LOL

  • C. T. Murray
    C. T. Murray Před 2 dny +3

    You made me howl when the panda went back to China from New Jersey. Really funny

  • matt prior
    matt prior Před 3 dny

    Because they want to shut the fuck up of Tom Cruise forever !

  • Nicole Buban
    Nicole Buban Před 3 dny +2

    Oh.My.God...that thumbnail killed me 😂😂😂

  • Paulo Alexandre
    Paulo Alexandre Před 3 dny

    That wasn't in the middle of the ocean buddy. Whenever US warships have close calls with ships from other nations, do you really believe the other nations are just searching for them to scare them off? "It was a prank bro!". No. U.S. has patrol ships literally right off the coast of many nations, including China and Russia, which means that these ships - and sometimes recon aircraft - breach well into the EEZs of other nations. Now imagine if a Russian nuclear powered submarine was found off the coast from Hawaii, the Americans would undoubtedly call it an act of war.

  • Ari
    Ari Před 3 dny

    I know people who are freaking out over their friendship and whats its gonna do for the U.S. But I am over here like hahaha mother fuckers told ya. I knew this was gonna happen since day one. I am just suprised it took Russia and China this long to team up.

  • Nunyo Bidness
    Nunyo Bidness Před 3 dny

    Does no one understand why China and Russia are great friends? It’s because they control their people and they are both presidents for life. Not to mention most ALL their people revere their presidents. The only half the US ever like their presidents. They look at *all* US presidents as pain in their asses because the US changes presidents AND their policies toward other countries every 4-8 years. It makes the USA look unstable, and it is.

  • Moi Hoi
    Moi Hoi Před 3 dny

    Oh boy you us news are so dumb😂
    Same time you do what you want and nobody cant do shit...
    Thats logic🙋🏻‍♂️

  • Pyasa Hyena
    Pyasa Hyena Před 3 dny

    Some time ago an Indian navy ship did the same and came near to a Pakistani destroyer the Pakistanis reamed into Indian ship and Indians had to change course and get out of the way, see the video here, 182 is Pakistani ship Babur and video is being made from Indian ship. chclip.net/video/7e_abTfvaqc/video.html

  • Shubham Sharma
    Shubham Sharma Před 3 dny

    Trump is jealous and insecure 😂

  • Power of Mind Flex
    Power of Mind Flex Před 3 dny

    Do not funk w\ Russian, there is no breaks or stepbacks. Believe me, you better keep your western asses away. Hey Trevor - we are not that simple and primitive - we just highly motivated by self confident)))

  • Rana Amir
    Rana Amir Před 3 dny +1

    When USA came in iran we are waiting USA After Afghanistan..more 20 years you fight but can't do control ..😀😁😀😀😀😊😊