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That Turtle is Mean: Fails of the Week (May 2019) | FailArmy

  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2019
  • Happy Friday! It's time for the fails of the week! This week we have a turtle with a bad attitude, a drone that meets a terrible end, and more!!
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Komentáře • 551

  • jason willy
    jason willy Před dnem

    Nice journey

  • JL Sagely
    JL Sagely Před 5 dny

    That’s not a tortoise you daffy dingbat.

  • George Lewandowski
    George Lewandowski Před 9 dny

    Dump the ghosted side panels! They ARE ANNOYING!!!

  • Barbara Boros
    Barbara Boros Před 10 dny

    The ice auger is still going...

  • Joseph Donald
    Joseph Donald Před 12 dny

    I always see the runaway augers all the time, all you have to do is pick it up from the blade, turn it upside down, and smash the motor to Oblivion.

  • agoes cahyana
    agoes cahyana Před 12 dny

    Poor dick --"

  • Compilations
    Compilations Před 13 dny

    Tickled my thongs

  • Fisher Doane
    Fisher Doane Před 14 dny

    First one: Don’t flip on a bike/scooter like that! That had to hurt

  • Mat
    Mat Před 14 dny


  • Boston Brotherhood
    Boston Brotherhood Před 15 dny

    What kind of moron pets a snapping turtle?

  • snixz
    snixz Před 15 dny

    3:02 CJ

  • GeorgeJansen
    GeorgeJansen Před 16 dny

    06:04. Nxt time slow it down by getting behind

  • GeorgeJansen
    GeorgeJansen Před 16 dny

    5:24. Wait. I'm superman/brightburn . Let me grab it and stop the darn thing

  • GeorgeJansen
    GeorgeJansen Před 16 dny

    4:16. How to make nascar exciting? Take note Fox /NBC

  • TraviTrail
    TraviTrail Před 16 dny +2

    One time when I was camping in New alien flew down and crawled into my started eating my ass and I accidentally just stared at me for a second and then ran off into the woods.

  • lezzman
    lezzman Před 17 dny

    Vertical filmers suck donkey bollocks!

  • Rodja
    Rodja Před 17 dny +5

    2:40 best part :)

  • tHiNk AbOuT LiFe P13ase

    We need a compilation of people bouncing off the floor when they fall.

  • Kinzi9478
    Kinzi9478 Před 18 dny

    2:16 new fortnite dance

  • bartsshorts
    bartsshorts Před 18 dny

    once i was fishing with 2 guys, accidently a big wild turtle got hooked, we tried for a few ins to get the hook out its neck, then my mate just cut the wire, the turtle went back in the lake, poor thing eh.

  • Jordan White
    Jordan White Před 18 dny

    0:31 was at my party😂😂😂 my man😂😂😂

  • Saba Q
    Saba Q Před 18 dny

    03:08 like pt #Romania -pwp-

  • Drowncf
    Drowncf Před 19 dny


  • pncsol1997
    pncsol1997 Před 19 dny

    hahahahaha i realy love thiis video hahahaha and i laugh hahaahah

  • Hawk
    Hawk Před 19 dny


  • Abu Sakib
    Abu Sakib Před 19 dny


  • Izzy wheres my meme
    Izzy wheres my meme Před 20 dny

    *Check out my meme compilation too and help me hit 100 subscribers ♡😂👀*

  • Krystal Dallis
    Krystal Dallis Před 20 dny

    That really was some amazing drone footage!

  • MrJoldfield
    MrJoldfield Před 20 dny +1

    while watching this ginger ale went into my eye. Now i know how it feels

  • MrJoldfield
    MrJoldfield Před 20 dny

    the first one hurt me bad while looking

  • YeBoiDraws
    YeBoiDraws Před 20 dny

    the funny thing is... if these people were to succeed, they would have ended up on people are awesome anyway.

  • Alva Strawberryheart
    Alva Strawberryheart Před 20 dny +1

    4:45 That has happend på everyone. HAHAHAHA

  • jason willy
    jason willy Před 20 dny


  • s galloway
    s galloway Před 21 dnem

    On the one wheel bike that he hit is privet spot at

  • iReactFaster
    iReactFaster Před 21 dnem

    I remember when I found an alligator snapping turtle. It was huge so naturally being the young kid I was I picked it up. Then the fucker decided to snap his head back chomping away nearly getting my fingers. To this day I see them around my house but I just keep on walking. Fuck that.

  • Colten Adam
    Colten Adam Před 21 dnem

    I’m looking for this one where this guy with huge lips says, “My name is Joe and I had 5 lip fillers”
    Can anyone help me out? 😂

  • PowerOf One
    PowerOf One Před 21 dnem

    2:32 Those evil snapping turtles will take a finger off for fun.

  • Antony Smith
    Antony Smith Před 21 dnem

    1:01 What the hell was he trying to do?

  • Rake
    Rake Před 22 dny

    02:30 does she hawe any ide how hard that shit bittes?!?!

  • Kathy Evans
    Kathy Evans Před 22 dny

    This should be renamed "Boys and men are stupid"

  • Iamtop
    Iamtop Před 22 dny

    This "big ass" turtle can bite your finger right off....

  • Ariel Jones
    Ariel Jones Před 22 dny

    4:07 - 4:35
    Damn, that was fun while it lasted lol

  • DunkinDonutBoi
    DunkinDonutBoi Před 22 dny

    0:47 That ain't even a fail. That's impressive as hell.

  • Cramberry Spring
    Cramberry Spring Před 22 dny

    2:27 I don't think that's a tortoise lady.

  • James Crutcher
    James Crutcher Před 23 dny +1

    3:16 aye that's me :)

  • PGFamilia
    PGFamilia Před 23 dny +1

    I would appreciate you to support my channel please

  • TimesNewLogan
    TimesNewLogan Před 23 dny +5

    First clip is an example of slow-mo done right. The golf clip is an example of unnecessary slow-mo.

    • It's Me
      It's Me Před 20 dny

      TimesNewLogan yes yes yes!!!

  • Southern Gentleman
    Southern Gentleman Před 23 dny +1

    The drone footage was great

  • King Keef
    King Keef Před 23 dny

    0:24 Jerk Alert* they block his feet, stopping him from doing the flip.. they act like they care after he almost breaks his neck..

  • Marcel Davis
    Marcel Davis Před 23 dny

    Hate the Intro 👎

  • Clean Living
    Clean Living Před 23 dny

    SO GLAD THAT GOLF SWING WAS IN SLOW MO. Person laughing at the auger sounds like a retard.

  • Games&Stuff
    Games&Stuff Před 23 dny

    2:38, girl that's a snapping turtle

  • James McCullough
    James McCullough Před 23 dny +5

    4:31 after ALL THAT!!!! Damn, dude!

  • Traian plastex
    Traian plastex Před 23 dny

    3:08 SUNT ROMANI...

  • Rolando Leal
    Rolando Leal Před 23 dny


  • Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

    How the fuck did that last guy not notice his car was moving as he walked past it... Retard

  • Zachary Slaminka
    Zachary Slaminka Před 24 dny +4

    Lol best thing to watch in lessons #lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Sean Mondout
    Sean Mondout Před 24 dny +1

    Anyone who needs proof that women are smarter than men need only:
    1. Note that more women graduate from college.
    2. Note that a majority of men voted for Traitor Trump.
    3. Watch any FailArmy video. Or any idiot driver uploads.

  • Ben Alexander
    Ben Alexander Před 24 dny

    Drone pilot got a little too competitive there lol

  • Amelia Kieffer
    Amelia Kieffer Před 24 dny

    Where did that chair come from?

  • S Shaver
    S Shaver Před 24 dny

    5:30 Legend has it, they are still trying to stop that thing from drilling through the ice today.

  • Nick Atkinson
    Nick Atkinson Před 24 dny

    the biggest fail of all this, is the amount of people taking vertical videos.

  • Freggitt Legamint
    Freggitt Legamint Před 24 dny +1

    Know Your Turtles.

  • John King Letter Art
    John King Letter Art Před 24 dny

    Can you stop playing those annoying non event parkour videos on you TV station ad breaks?

  • Sultan Murtaza
    Sultan Murtaza Před 24 dny

    Do a Canadian fails

    • Alyssa Birch
      Alyssa Birch Před 23 dny

      Sultan Murtaza The turtle one is a canadian fail, thats why my stupid ass approached it. Didn’t know we had them.

  • Mace S
    Mace S Před 24 dny

    With the ice drill the guy should have used the leg of the chair. Stick it in the hand grips and hang on tight.

  • FlightRL
    FlightRL Před 24 dny

    That was the coolest drone footage I have ever seen, crash or not

  • L Thibault
    L Thibault Před 24 dny +2

    3:30 nice job Marie t’es boostée

  • Jim Porter
    Jim Porter Před 24 dny

    Remember when the Happy Days gang used to say, "Sit on it!"?

  • daz man
    daz man Před 24 dny

    0:50 his balls to hell.... I thought I wouldn't laugh but that was funny 🤔🤣

  • Lonely Monster
    Lonely Monster Před 24 dny +3

    That drone went fast and furious 😂😂

  • Matej Remenec
    Matej Remenec Před 24 dny

    Please put on my channel youtube subscribe.Thanks You every Pleoples.

  • AndDatKat
    AndDatKat Před 24 dny +37

    1:07 "It was a man!"
    That made me actually laugh out loud

    • Top Rod
      Top Rod Před 18 dny

      It tickled me when she said
      "I can't breathe".. ;-)

  • DubstepHouse
    DubstepHouse Před 24 dny +1

    3:08 eram acolo, era un majorat

  • Myszkaye
    Myszkaye Před 24 dny 4:09

  • Jacob Goodyear
    Jacob Goodyear Před 24 dny

    What kind of retard pets the shell of a turtle.

    • Alyssa Birch
      Alyssa Birch Před 23 dny

      Jacob Goodyear Gah lee you are hideous 🤢🤕🤧 Do you live in a trailer park or are you from Alabama? You look inbred. Also, cut your hair and wash it more than once a month. What do you want me to do? Pet him on the head, ya fuckin’ twat? Turtles can feel their shells and I petted him because I fucking wanted to. I also moved him across the road. Don’t go around calling people retards, hillbilly ass. I bet you didn’t even graduate grade 10.

  • Christopher Fahey
    Christopher Fahey Před 24 dny

    1:37 was a HUGE fail ..... deeb!!!

  • Team Kennedy
    Team Kennedy Před 24 dny

    Did he get a wegie or did he get Hirt

  • Sean 1115
    Sean 1115 Před 24 dny +1

    I thought y’all quit yt because your vids stopped showing up in my subscribed feed even though I’m subscribed

  • Salty Apple
    Salty Apple Před 24 dny

    Too many videos that arent really fails. Just random mistakes. Get your fucking act together failarmy. You arent half the boss you were a few years back.

  • Logan Cross
    Logan Cross Před 25 dny

    2:27 "its a big ol tortise" famous last words ;)

    • Alyssa Birch
      Alyssa Birch Před 23 dny

      Logan Cross Pretty sure I survived and I didn’t get a mark on me

  • Stephanie Huskins
    Stephanie Huskins Před 25 dny

    These suck

  • Ñěđŕø Ñîš
    Ñěđŕø Ñîš Před 25 dny

    The dance of the man

  • Michael Crennan
    Michael Crennan Před 25 dny +1

    “Did somebody die?” “Did somebody pass away?” -Gordon Ramsay

  • dickcheese663
    dickcheese663 Před 25 dny

    I'll subscribe if you just keep it classic failarmy. Fails of the week/month/year is good. No gimmicks please.

  • Stephane. Not Stephanie. Pronounced: Steph-Anne

    How many golf balls do y’all think has gone through windshields? Man that road is close to the golf course.

  • Mike McDermott
    Mike McDermott Před 25 dny

    The club went further than the ball. Ya jackass.

  • OzzieBloke
    OzzieBloke Před 25 dny

    Bugger me, but that last guy who let his car roll out the garage had the observation skills of a fucking potato.

    VEX LORD Před 25 dny

    Our generation is awesome

  • Sakonema
    Sakonema Před 25 dny +1

    Why would the guy in the first video do that? What a weirdo.

  • justinhouk11
    justinhouk11 Před 25 dny +7

    I’m literally on a golf trip right now with the guy who’s club went flying out of his hands 😂😂😂

    • Wayne Urquhart
      Wayne Urquhart Před 22 dny

      Tell him to give up golf and take up the javelin.

  • R Meléndez
    R Meléndez Před 25 dny

    please ppl TURN YOUR PHONES...

  • Dan Schonhaar
    Dan Schonhaar Před 25 dny +15

    0:25 With friends like that, who needs enemies!?

  • Ggh Hhhg
    Ggh Hhhg Před 25 dny +1

    Did they just call a snapping turtle a tortoise?

    • Ggh Hhhg
      Ggh Hhhg Před 24 dny

      Alyssa Birch well atleast you saved him

    • Alyssa Birch
      Alyssa Birch Před 25 dny

      Ggh Hhhg Thanks 😂 I felt my soul leave my body when I recorded this, I was just moving him across the road, he was so slow and I didn’t want him getting hit

    • Ggh Hhhg
      Ggh Hhhg Před 25 dny +1

      Alyssa Birch Ohh well beware of snapping turtles 😂

    • Alyssa Birch
      Alyssa Birch Před 25 dny

      Ggh Hhhg I did, it was all dry and I had no idea we had snapping turtles in canada. I had only seen quick little turtles with the red marks on their cheeks, never saw a snapping turtle though, until now.

  • Jedediah Arthur
    Jedediah Arthur Před 25 dny

    6:21 funniest part

  • Oliver Watmough
    Oliver Watmough Před 25 dny

    Legend has it the drill is still spinning to this day.

  • truhhhhhhhokIII3
    truhhhhhhhokIII3 Před 25 dny

    And 5:17 you guys have used this like 5 times already??????

  • Lucifer Morningstar
    Lucifer Morningstar Před 25 dny


  • truhhhhhhhokIII3
    truhhhhhhhokIII3 Před 25 dny

    2:40 I'm more weirded out that no one is laughing at the dude wearing women's swim panties before he fell

  • Noah C
    Noah C Před 25 dny

    0:24 What a couple of dicks. That dude could've easily broken his neck with them preventing his legs from completing the flip like that.