Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?” Also Wilbur: *“Sand tastes good when you crunch it between your teeth.”*
to be fair tommy and tubbo were actually best friends and tubbo met tommy BEFORE he meets ranboo, btw i see this comment as a joke or if you are just seeing the whole thing as a dsmp lore idk.. But the irl dsmp compared to the lore dsmp they are not the same. Just bc c!tubbo and c!ranboo are canonically married in the lore doesnt mean they are ACTUALLY married irl. Idk if you guys know what platonic means, it means that you still see them as a friend but you are platonically marrying them not romanticly. tubbo didnt ACTUALLY replaced tommy it was for the lore we should just use "c!tubbo" to make differences between the characters and the person itself. Now dont hate on ranboo and thinking he stole tubbo away-- he didnt-- and just bc they live with eachother for 4 months doesnt mean tubbo replaced tommy. and tbh i was quiet upset when c!tubbo said he had someone else and replaced c!tommy with but just know that its LORE not IRL. tubbo probably hangs out with tommy more often off camera but hangs out with ranboo on camera :> pls my english sucks---
@Adarsh Elodie is Wilburs editor and now she is also Tommy's editor like she was passed down from the older to the younger. Just like if you pass down a shirt(in this situation elodie is the shirt) to your younger sibling, that is a hand-me-down.
Okay so I'm rewatching this and I noticed a sweet little detail. At 9:57, when "You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers" is said, Tommy's face just completely lit up :]
Looking back on this and it’s hilarious I love them all also the “tell a joke” and then Wilbur saying “for once” got me creasing- also big man Russ we love you king
James should honestly do stand up. Like everyone in this group is hilarious, but his delivery and incredibly quick wit just hits different and I love it.
Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?” Also Wilbur: “Sand tastes good when you crunch it between your teeth.”
James comparing Wilbur to Pinocchio is the best. That roast is so elaborate, specific and based in facts (except the hairline thing, hopefully - wouldn't want Tommy to ask if anybody's gonna eat that and not wait for an answer) that there is literally no competition. It just wins.
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Tommy is such a funny guy I was watching one of his videos at midnight and my neighbours liked it so much they threw a brick at my window so they could hear it better
You should've just called this the Roast of Jack Manifold because people certainly seem to like him lol There was a LOT of stuff to take in here lmao, what a performance from everybody. Amazing video!!! :D
Tommy: Class president Jack: The nerd who gets picked on that will snap at any moment James: The cool kid Wilbur: The awkward abstract art student Callum: That guy who almost never understand the assignment Tubbo: A dumb, but loyal best friend Freddie: The friendly person that everyone likes, but is never the most popular Niki: The weird girl Russ: The guy who gets always gets dragged into dumb situations. Gee: The queen bee Elodie: The smart girl who does other people's homework Ranboo: The mysterious boarding student Ash: The quiet kid (Edit: I had discovered I forgot Ash)
Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?”
Also Wilbur: *“Sand tastes good when you crunch it between your teeth.”*
As someone who's lived in florida my whole life and always lays on a towel with sand blowing in my face, I do like crunching sand:)
He isn’t wrong, 6 year old me loved eating sand
i mean it does taste good
rip
Lol
Jack's ability to undergo an entire villain arc in under 15 minutes never disappoints me
No need to fret. I shall bring him to popularity once again...
"The roast of Tom Simons" more like "The roast of Jack Manifold"
I actually don’t!! 😂😂
He’s that bald guy!!
Eat_Orphans is Jack Manifolds alt and you can't convince me otherwise.
How's it feel to lose, king?
Exactly
ikr we got so many roasts lol
Honestly i made that joke like 5,000 times throughout the whole vid
1:29
"it's quite inspirational to be in a room full of talented people, *and* jack manifold."
best line in the video
True
Yes
yasssss
I like how Wilbur's just trying to stop Jack from murdering Tommy at the end of the video
Omg! Ur right- they are brothers,your honor
@Dweeb_blooper very serious
Not just any toddler, an ✨orphan ✨
@Dweeb_blooper it was a joke
now you can really tell they're brothers😂
jack's pure strength and unequaled power when angry disintegrated the camera quality at the end.
The emptiness of Wilbur’s jokes were just the part that made it so funny he wouldn’t wait for an answer what he
James:”tell a joke”
….
….
Wilbur:”for once..”
I cracked up lol
I’m not going to lie, I laughed at every single one of Wilbur’s jokes.
if you didnt you would have no sense of humour lol
Took two people to restrain Jack, he's strong, society has wronged him long enough....
jacks villian arc
I mean one was tubbo
We live in a society
@Sarcasm it would be jacker
Every insult gives him strength-
Tommy is the kind of person to see his own joke and say “is anyone going to laugh at that?” and not wait for an answer
Wilbur is the kinda guy to see sand and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer.
So true
Wilbur and Charlie are the type of people to see auto tuned bees and ask “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer
I actually feel so bad for Jack, yet I guess it is hilarious to see his suffering
I love wilbur how wilbur just stares awkwardly at everyone while making the worst roasts in history it is literally the best
@Fateenxd no
@a randomguy I get the joke. I’m saying it’s a bad one.
@Fork God's Descendant the entire joke was that it was repetitive, for you to point that out is a very r/whoosh type of thing
@Fateenxd Doesn’t really work because they understand the joke but don’t think it’s funny
@Fateenxd Never thought such a sorry thing would happen to me
Ironically tommy now has a girlfriend
Wilbur is the type of guy to see a camera and ask 'is anyone gonna eat that' and not wait for an answer
love how wilbur’s jokes got funnier and funnier solely because it’s the same thing over and over again
Wilbur’s the type of guy to ask “is anyone gonna repeat that” and not wait for an answer
Tubbo: "I'd consider you my best friend probably".
Ranboo in the audience:
ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕤 𝕥𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠'𝕤 𝕙𝕦𝕤𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕕
you ever see a comment that you can tell is just a baseball bat aiming for a beehive?
to be fair tommy and tubbo were actually best friends and tubbo met tommy BEFORE he meets ranboo, btw i see this comment as a joke or if you are just seeing the whole thing as a dsmp lore idk.. But the irl dsmp compared to the lore dsmp they are not the same. Just bc c!tubbo and c!ranboo are canonically married in the lore doesnt mean they are ACTUALLY married irl. Idk if you guys know what platonic means, it means that you still see them as a friend but you are platonically marrying them not romanticly. tubbo didnt ACTUALLY replaced tommy it was for the lore we should just use "c!tubbo" to make differences between the characters and the person itself. Now dont hate on ranboo and thinking he stole tubbo away-- he didnt-- and just bc they live with eachother for 4 months doesnt mean tubbo replaced tommy. and tbh i was quiet upset when c!tubbo said he had someone else and replaced c!tommy with but just know that its LORE not IRL. tubbo probably hangs out with tommy more often off camera but hangs out with ranboo on camera :> pls my english sucks---
@Jackson.S left the Chat [69 years ago] no
@Jackson.S left the Chat [69 years ago] im not sorry
Jack: "What do you get when you cross a guy minding his own business, and a bunch of people roasting him?"
"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE, TOMMY"
i think the title should more of be *“the roast of jack manifold”*
Tommy's kind of guy to see Jack Manifold and ask: "Is anyone going to mock it?" and not wait for an answer.
Ranboo: “Baby, I’m not here, I’m just a hallucination.”
Edit: …WHAT ARE THESE REPLIES?!??!
I love these comments.
Lmao
Lmao
@Suukiara "He ruled the Russian land, and never mind the Tsar..."
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Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?”
Also Wilbur: **eats sand**
Also wilbur ask philza if he ever ate a sand before
*cronch*
@reiindex ikr
Sand jesus
And yes you cant eat it everyday
The “Oh man” at the beginning is so energized! Also Tommy is the kind of guy to see glass and ask “is anyone going to eat that?”
I was just watching it back and the people at the end are Wilbur and either Tubbo or James. ( I think James)
Jacks the character that dies at the start of a movie because they bit off more than they could chew.
this video is just a room filled with my favourite people-
"You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers, because even Tommy's editors are hand-me-downs" THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
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@Adarsh oh okay well the explanation is there for anyone else who needs it
@meh _ I was kidding
@Adarsh Elodie is Wilburs editor and now she is also Tommy's editor like she was passed down from the older to the younger. Just like if you pass down a shirt(in this situation elodie is the shirt) to your younger sibling, that is a hand-me-down.
LMFAOO I CANT
Okay so I'm rewatching this and I noticed a sweet little detail. At 9:57, when "You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers" is said, Tommy's face just completely lit up :]
i feel kind of bad for jack
Tommy is the kind of guy to say "is anybody gonna be funny?" and not wait for an answer
Waiting for the Jack Manifold Joker arc.
"It's not about the subs, Tommyinnit, It's about sending a message."
Tommy's the kind of guy to see JackManifold's self esteem and ask, "Is anyone going to eat that?", and not wait for an answer.
HAHA
Tommyinnit is the kind of guy that looks at a woman and ask "Is anyone going to eat that?" And not wait for an answer.
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AHWHHAHS
Don't read my name;*;*!
Wilbur’s the kind of guy to say “are you going to over use that meme”
And not wait for an answer.😂
Tips to be funny and pro at jokes number one: pick someone to bully.
Tommy's the type of guy to see a girl and say "is anyone going to scare her off?" And not wait for an answer.
Wilbur is the kind of guy to see sand in a hour glass and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that?"
And not wait for an answer
Wilbur's so environmentally friendly, he even recycles his jokes 😊
YOU JUST COMMITED A CRIME 😭
🤣
Lol
@#DharMannFam bot
your the kinda guy to see a joke being recyceld and ask if anyone is going to eat it, but does not wait for the anwser.
btw your completly right
Looking back on this and it’s hilarious I love them all also the “tell a joke” and then Wilbur saying “for once” got me creasing- also big man Russ we love you king
Tommy/Wilbur fans are the type of people to see Wilbur’s joke and say “is anyone gonna reuse that?” And not wait for an answer
Tommy's the kind of guy to see a roast on the floor and ask, "Anyone gonna use that?" And not wait for an answer.
Wilbur is the kind of guy to see his previous jokes and ask, "Is anyone gonna eat that?" and then not wait for an answer.
James should honestly do stand up. Like everyone in this group is hilarious, but his delivery and incredibly quick wit just hits different and I love it.
FR james carried
@John Doe yeah you can tell he works hard
@Taylor-Jay I guess it's passed down, huh?....like editors lol
James's sister does stand up so I guess they're just a funny family
James has great dad jokes
His existence is the roast.
I feel so bad for Jack the whole thing ended in chaos
Tommy is the type of guy to see the subscribe button and ask: is anyone gonna press that? And then not wait for an answer.
Wilbur is the type of person to see a pile of sand, as ask: “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer
i dont care what anyone says, wilburs “past tense” joke was the funniest fucking thing ive heard all day
@Chee Bab Oh okay I'll count it later
@Piy nah just a estimate 👍🏼👍🏼
@Chee Bab you counted!?
@Piy yeah all the other 22 jokes aha
Definitely
Love how this was supposed to be "the roast of Tom Simons" but ended up being "the roast of Jack Manifold" 🤣
Tommy is the kind of person to look at Wilbur's glasses and ask: "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer...
Wilbur’s the kind of guy to see a jar of sand and ask “Is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer
Tommy is the kinda guy to see a waterpark and ask “Is anyone gonna buy that?” And not wait for an answer.
The empty and soulless delivery of Wil's jokes makes it even funnier.
Wil?
He's awesome XD
@cucumber salad ohhhh I see
@guardian of the toasters arg stands for alternate reality game
Fake
wilbur is the kind of guy to see a joke and ask "is anyone gonna steal that?" and not wait for an answer
Wilbur holding Jack down so he doesn't hit Tommy while he screams is just hilarious to me
Wilbur is the kind of guy to see Tommy and say: "Is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer.
I’m so glad to be in a room with lots of talented people and Jack Manifold
I like how Ranboos just sitting there silently acting like he doesnt exist
Seriously tho 👏👏
Who's ranboo?
@ALAN playz IKR I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE WAS IN THE VIDEO EITHER!
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE WAS THERE UNTILL I READ THIS- poor guy
He’s on his bench making no noise and pretending that he doesn’t exist
Wilbur's the kind of guy to look at his old jokes and say "Is anyone gonna reuse that?" And not wait for an answer.
Tommy's the kind of guy to see cannibalism and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer.
Wilbur is the kind of person to see sand and ask: "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer.
Love how ranboo was just.. there. He didn't even say anything, he just laughed at the roasts and nodded along to everything
Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?”
Also Wilbur: “Sand tastes good when you crunch it between your teeth.”
Wilbur Soot's the type of guy to see sand on a beach and ask: "is anyone going to eat that?" and then not wait for an answer.
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Don't read my name!*!*!
Tommy is the type of person to see Ranboo or Tubbo and say “is anyone going to eat that” and not wait for an answer.
Wilbur is the kind of guy to look at a joke and ask “Is anyone gonna recycle that?” and not wait for an answer.
I like how Wilbur just kept saying “and not wait for an answer” joke, I found it funny. Well done will 🦆
Tommy's the type of guy to see the future tense and say: Will anyone eat that? And will not wait for an answer.
James comparing Wilbur to Pinocchio is the best. That roast is so elaborate, specific and based in facts (except the hairline thing, hopefully - wouldn't want Tommy to ask if anybody's gonna eat that and not wait for an answer) that there is literally no competition. It just wins.
mans went through a deep research of the joke, i take it that you are not a james marriot enjoyer 💀
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Ah yes looking up "wilbur soots" and seeing what it recommends.
The thing at 7th place is "hairline"
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Tommy is the kind of guy to see a piano and say "is anyone gonna play meglovania on that?" and not wait for an answer.
Tommy is the kind of guy to look at a razor and say "is anyone gonna buy that?" And not wait for an answer
Tommy is such a funny guy I was watching one of his videos at midnight and my neighbours liked it so much they threw a brick at my window so they could hear it better
Tommy's the type of guy to see his own reflection and ask, "Is anyone gonna love that?" and nor wait for an answer.
“There is nothing wrong with me”
yes king. know your self worth.
@ ShortHax I got annoyed at you commenting at first, but now I agree with you.
@ ShortHax agreed
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Who lied to you
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It's always a good day when Tommy uploads.
there’s just a thing about jack being bullied, this was a jackmanifold roast not tommy 😂
I love how Wilbur said the same things, every time, to build up and at the last one I fell out of my seat laughing.
i feel bad for jack but it was also very funny seeing his reactions LOL
Nobody laughed at Wilbur's jokes but now they're still all over the internet. He knew what they'd do. what a legend
@candice. candice who?
is anybody gonna eat that?
Tommy is that type of guy and see that comment and ask:is e anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer
I feel there's something suspicious in wilbur's jokes
I love wilbur 🥺
I like how it's almost impossible for wilbur to be mean to tommy in this or in any situation
Tommy's the type of person to see WilburSoot and ask, "Is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer.
Wilbur's the kind of guy to see a joke, and ask "Is anyone gonna repeat that?", and not wait for an answer.
Did you notice that at the end of the video, Wilbur kept Jack in an armchair and Jack was yelling, “THE WORLD WILL SEE IT! “ ?
You should've just called this the Roast of Jack Manifold because people certainly seem to like him lol
There was a LOT of stuff to take in here lmao, what a performance from everybody. Amazing video!!! :D
@Ri is the type of person to look at Finn and ask "Is anyone going to eat that?" and not wait for an answer.
might even get more views
not trying to offend sorry if you take it that way
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Don't read my name;*!*!*!
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Tommy's the kind of guy to see a pirate's booty and ask: "Is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an awenser.
I love seeing them all together. Every time I die laughing.
:(
Jack was giving me the solidarity gaming vibes whenever he plays games with his friends such as grian and Joel
Tommy is the type of person to see the Dream SMP war and ask “Is anyone gonna eat that?”, *and not wait for an answer*
Everyone: **telling somewhat good roasts**
Wilbur: **has a template for each of his roasts**
@Delilah Anne Fowler MY GUY!! XD
@GOLDEN ARROW is the type of person to see an opportunity to meme and ask “Is anyone going to eat that?” And not wait for an answer
@doode he made a baby.....the baby is the joke......I am currently dying of laughter
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Wilbur is the type of guy to make a joke and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer
Tommy's the kind of guy to see future tense and will say, "Will anyone ever eat that?" and will not ever wait for awnsers.
Tommy's the type of person to see Wilbur Soot and say "is anyone gonna reuse his joke?" and not wait for an answer
this made me realize that jack manifold and solidarity have a lot in common considering their the butt to most of their friends jokes
I’ve watched this over 10 times and just noticed that James and Wilbur are holding jack down at the end 😂😂😂
Tommy: Class president
Jack: The nerd who gets picked on that will snap at any moment
James: The cool kid
Wilbur: The awkward abstract art student
Callum: That guy who almost never understand the assignment
Tubbo: A dumb, but loyal best friend
Freddie: The friendly person that everyone likes, but is never the most popular
Niki: The weird girl
Russ: The guy who gets always gets dragged into dumb situations.
Gee: The queen bee
Elodie: The smart girl who does other people's homework
Ranboo: The mysterious boarding student
Ash: The quiet kid
(Edit: I had discovered I forgot Ash)
Agree
I refuse to believe james is the cool kid
I'm Ranboo. The mysterious boarding student...💀
where’s ash :(
That is wayyyy too accurate man 😭
It honestly feels like "The roast of Jack Manifold" and it's not very far from the truth.
Tommy's the kind of person to see the comment section and go "Is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer
Tommy is the type of person to see the shirt Wilbur got him and say "Is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for answer.
*Tommy's the kind of guy to find a Jedi and ask, "Is Palapatine going to eat that?" and not wait for an answer*
Tommy's the kind of guy to see the fabric of reality and ask: "is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer
*child
Tommy’s the kind of guy to see the universe and ask: “ is anyone going to eat that” and not wait for an answer.
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