The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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  • čas přidán 10. 01. 2019
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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  • Gianni Brown
    Gianni Brown Před 2 dny

    I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?

  • Gianni Brown
    Gianni Brown Před 2 dny

    "You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson Před 2 dny

    YOU OK WITH YOU...you over it? but you are still an onion.

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson Před 2 dny

    the onion analogy means IT STINKS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PEEL IT ...IT STILL STINKS.

  • Gina Cable
    Gina Cable Před 5 dny

    What did he do?

  • SwtorBro
    SwtorBro Před 6 dny

    kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD

  • Saran Hassan
    Saran Hassan Před 10 dny

    Dude you are legend,period.

  • chrisguy98TM
    chrisguy98TM Před 11 dny

    what the actual fuck is wrong with stephen

  • Marino Buneta
    Marino Buneta Před 14 dny

    he say we come back but the fu.....ng video is ower

  • Mauri QHD
    Mauri QHD Před 17 dny +1

    i get his point, but it comes off as another thing, plus the wording isnt right

  • Marcelo Dinucci
    Marcelo Dinucci Před 17 dny +1

    You have nothing to apologize for, well done.

  • Higher World
    Higher World Před 18 dny

    This is why the lgbq doesn’t want equality they wan to censor you and use governments with guns to do so. So fuck them.

  • Fighter Man
    Fighter Man Před 19 dny

    I hate Stephen Colbert

  • Alejandro Gomez
    Alejandro Gomez Před 19 dny

    Backstage we KNOW Kevin Hart is saying, people are such pussies these days

  • Travis Gillespie
    Travis Gillespie Před 20 dny

    I think the mistake he made was apologizing. He's a comedian, their job is to tell jokes about people. If he tells a fat joke does he then need to apologize to all the fat people, it's just silly. Get over yourself people

  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection Před 24 dny

    THE O5 CONNECTION WAS CREATED TO CONNECT YOUNG PEOPLE IN & OUT OF LIBERIA!

  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection Před 24 dny

    THANKS OSCARS

  • Omnia Lullaby
    Omnia Lullaby Před 25 dny

    Can someone explain why he had to apologise?

  • King iLL
    King iLL Před 26 dny

    @ 5:50 when Kevin was talking about how stiff and up tight everyone can be at the Oscars, what he really wanted to say for his joke and punchline was everybody needs to loosen up like a gay man's booty hole before they become as tight as a single lesbians un-penetrated vagina 😂😂😂😂
    NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL (BLACK IN THE DAY) UN Apologetic Kevin Hart !! But I guess that Hollywood money do change a ninja.. 😔 #FreeKev

  • King iLL
    King iLL Před 26 dny

    Yoooo at 4:40 Tell me y'all didn't see a small version of a young Bernie mack !?

  • Wanda Morales
    Wanda Morales Před 27 dny

    I'm glad I don't have to rely on these subtitles. Sheesh!

  • Global Wealth Mindset GWM
    Global Wealth Mindset GWM Před měsícem

    05:30 where the oscar jokes thingy starts... thank me later

  • Deepak Singh
    Deepak Singh Před měsícem

    You put him in a difficult situation by asking stupid question, that wasn't cool

  • kb be
    kb be Před měsícem

    he is so intelligent

  • Hady Ronaldo
    Hady Ronaldo Před měsícem

    ok and that makes every single joke that a comedian said about a race religion , group or individual insensitive. you just cant handle a joke, grow up and learn the facts are comedians joke about almost everything, your feelings dont matter at this point when no comedian has apologized to Christian's ,muslims Jews, Indians , British, arabs , Africans, Chinese, ... etc etc you get where I am heading and where is the apology... that's right there is none!!! so why do they deserve an apology where others don't, consider others as well as yourself and you will be treated better. also I bet you can think of a lot of jokes told about those races and religions ,people. shit! even the earth is made fun of by comedians ... basically what I am saying is how selfish can you get and the real joke is this whole situation and attacking Kevin heart and what about his feelings that your not considering by attacking him so much nonstop poor guy ...you guys are the ones who need to apologize for being so dame sensitive and expecting others to just take the jokes told about their people race religion etc etc .. anyway peace love and comedy, stay humble

  • Doodles Joseph
    Doodles Joseph Před měsícem

    No....I wasn’t ready 🤣

  • hey :/
    hey :/ Před měsícem +1

    5:25

  • Romeo Gallardo
    Romeo Gallardo Před měsícem +2

    He said no joke everyone got clickbait lol

  • David Tieku
    David Tieku Před měsícem +2

    6:00 for the jokes

  • Jared Flanagan
    Jared Flanagan Před měsícem

    funny...seems the fake host wasnt too happy about the response...

  • Ason
    Ason Před měsícem

    What did he do?

  • Rifat Chowdhury
    Rifat Chowdhury Před měsícem +1

    Oscars just missed out on the greatest host ever....lmao

  • Maher Rahman
    Maher Rahman Před měsícem +1

    Why isn't he hosting tho?

  • Cristhian Soto Jarami
    Cristhian Soto Jarami Před 2 měsíci

    Stephen Colbert
    use lipstick?

  • didi yuyu
    didi yuyu Před 2 měsíci

    "i'm done to please" that is to live for now

  • Marj Weir - Agent with LaBelle Real Estate Group

    Kevin you are awesome, Late Show Host not so much. Misleading headline.

  • 007GWR
    007GWR Před 2 měsíci +1

    Kevin Hart is a great comedian. He tells jokes and makes people laugh. People of all colors religions and sexes. Hes just a funny guy and reaches all audiences. WATCH at 6:55 of this video when colbert looks at the photo and says thats not denzel thats some guy bumming change behind the win dixie. What does he mean?? Is he calling black people bums? Is he demeaning and stereotyping black people? Is that acceptable???? Does it sound a bit rascist?? Coming from a white talk show host on evening television. Is that the kind of jokes that his network finds acceptable?? Wheres colberts punishment? Is he a rascist telling offensive jokes on live tv with no punishment from the network? Does the network promote this behaviour from colbert ? Was anyone offended? Or.... Maybe just maybe clobert was just trying to be funny during an interview with Kevin Hart. who really gives a shit if Kevin Hart told a gay joke 10 yrs ago. Im sure gay people are not offended. It was a funny story and one that im sure many parents could relate to. No harm intended. He told a harmless joke and suddenly now after all this time all the drama. Im a 50 yr old white guy and I Love Kevin Hart. He tells great jokes and funny stories and he makes me laugh. He has a gift for making everyone laugh who watches him perform. I hope Kevin performs for another 50 yrs. Steve colbert ... Not so much. Hes not very funny at all.

  • Amazing Movie Tv
    Amazing Movie Tv Před 2 měsíci

    top top top top

  • Thechubbybunny
    Thechubbybunny Před 2 měsíci

    man the media will do anything to get more views nowadays, desperate times call for desperate measures..always trying to start sht when there isn't anything to start sht with just to get views. Those jokes were made during a time where this pro sensitive sht wasn't even a thing, so yes, it was okay to joke around about it without actually offending people, because it didn't even matter back then. A joke was a joke. Nowadays, people can even sue you for making one? smh faith in humanity slowly declining..

  • Cain Marco
    Cain Marco Před 2 měsíci

    stephen colbert is a big idiot. i liked him before this interview.

  • saniya iskakova
    saniya iskakova Před 2 měsíci

    He is hot

  • Doxie Mom
    Doxie Mom Před 2 měsíci

    The Oscars are a joke so I'm glad he didn't host it. Kevin's better than that gig.

  • Theo Fischer
    Theo Fischer Před 2 měsíci

    His haircut is fresh af.

  • TFL STUDIO
    TFL STUDIO Před 2 měsíci

    ... terrible. This is just click bait! I actually wanted to hear Kevin Hart tell jokes!!! Not talk about what he no longer wants to talk about!! (n)

  • Ryan Cantrell
    Ryan Cantrell Před 2 měsíci

    Kevin Hart is not someone to hate others. There is a line but being a comedian allows people to say things that are a little extra. He would never promote that LGBT community should die or something stupid. People got way too sensitive and it probably "offended" straight people more.

  • myname here
    myname here Před 2 měsíci

    Kevin hart is smart, funny and human. We all need to be more forgiving and just live in the moment.

  • Turd Ferguson
    Turd Ferguson Před 2 měsíci

    very very funny man.

  • Sara Davis
    Sara Davis Před 2 měsíci

    Private Video 18+
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  • André Tavares
    André Tavares Před 2 měsíci +10

    Uncle Stephen should apologize for this shameless misleading tittle.
    lol

  • Nah Shon
    Nah Shon Před 2 měsíci

    Nigga we from the Same town and I'm here to tell you that Your Not Funny.

  • Zang Autumn
    Zang Autumn Před 2 měsíci +1

    I watched the Oscar last night and guess what... I wish KEV HART hosted!!!!

  • Noa Rodriguez
    Noa Rodriguez Před 2 měsíci

    Quit crying, build American, and we will evolve, this sensitive bullshit political correct crap, is over done. I like mine medium rare!

  • Daahir Mohamed
    Daahir Mohamed Před 2 měsíci

    Goddam it Kevin and now this.

  • Beesh Alzayed
    Beesh Alzayed Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hmmm people get beheaded around here and these snowflakes are crying over a joke !

    • SmokeyD
      SmokeyD Před 2 měsíci +1

      Sad but true. What a world.

  • bangle tiger
    bangle tiger Před 2 měsíci

    always willbe be kevin hart fan .

  • Bornin80's
    Bornin80's Před 2 měsíci

    in india meme makes ur career

  • Gabe
    Gabe Před 2 měsíci

    I don’t understand why Colbert was so aggressive with Kevin Hart, considering how empathetic he was towards Mel Gibson

  • Izabella Dziekiewicz
    Izabella Dziekiewicz Před 2 měsíci

    why are you apologizing for what you think and said earlier? In America, there is freedom of opinion, and everyone there is very correct for the public, and they are not honest with themselves. Everyone is afraid to say what they really think. If you do not like gays, say it. Why are you apologizing? Is it about profits?

  • Brick
    Brick Před 2 měsíci

    Kevin shouldn't have apologised in the first place

  • Slimm Wells
    Slimm Wells Před 2 měsíci

    I love how Ricky Gervais said he wouldn’t ever apologize for offensive jokes. Because they’re, well jokes.

  • Nathan Schofield
    Nathan Schofield Před 3 měsíci

    hmm

  • Ilaisa Koaneti
    Ilaisa Koaneti Před 3 měsíci

    I hate gays if my kids are ever going to be gay I'll disowned them and send them to North Korea

  • Idan Z
    Idan Z Před 3 měsíci

    Why he has to harass Kevin for so long?

  • Nancy Deis
    Nancy Deis Před 3 měsíci

    HE APOLOGIZED YEARS AGO.....WHY CAN'T THEY GET THAT RIGHT. Everyone knows if someone tells you to apologize to someone it is not coming from your heart it is just words. That i assume is why he didn't apologize at first. Kevin I stand by you. This was an attack on you and your career...and it is a damn shame.
    Comedians are gonna be gone pretty soon. Not allowed to tell a joke.

  • MuscleSheriff
    MuscleSheriff Před 3 měsíci

    What was this about?

  • lilly -
    lilly - Před 3 měsíci

    anyone in the lgbtq community who is actually still offended by tweets he put out over a decade ago need some help. i’m lgbtq and i’m not offended so like.. take a breath, oscars.

  • wobedraggled
    wobedraggled Před 3 měsíci

    I'm not offended by anything he says, I'm just offended by "him" if that makes any sort of sense. He's a small little bundle of try-hard energy that just comes off as super grating...

  • Kay A’tivia
    Kay A’tivia Před 3 měsíci +6

    I agree with everything he said . Apart of growing is accepting , acknowledging , apologizing and moving on 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • Movie Geek
    Movie Geek Před 3 měsíci

    His Jokes start at 6:07

  • F0X
    F0X Před 3 měsíci +1

    What is the name of the song in the intro ?

  • WINDYSTAIRS
    WINDYSTAIRS Před 3 měsíci

    2:37 not apologize for criticizing perversion of homosexualism, you were right back then, and it still right, and will always be right to oppose perversion.

  • Eugene Wells
    Eugene Wells Před 3 měsíci

    Yet here he is again ..Milk it as long as he can .. use the old-fashioned reverse psychology..As our so-called comedians trying to jump on the bandwagon to support their cause which may no longer be funny or politically correct to do to people..They might need to go to work and work for a living

  • BoMmArItO bOmMaRiTo 313
    BoMmArItO bOmMaRiTo 313 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Well I'm pretty sure this was some clickbait...was 8 minutes of SC questioning him....

  • Del G
    Del G Před 3 měsíci

    Now Kevin understands the thin ice whites walk on

  • Yanowadameee ?
    Yanowadameee ? Před 3 měsíci

    His hand palms are very white. No hate just something I've noticed now, that's from having creams rubbing and too many skin stuff on your hands.

  • Virtus
    Virtus Před 3 měsíci

    What did he apologize for? I have no idea what's going on...

  • The Passionly Passionate Nightman

    stephen colbert is a dummy. Trump broke his brain and killed Stevie's funny

  • Boitumelo Sephiri
    Boitumelo Sephiri Před 3 měsíci

    Straight people were more upset about this than gay people.

  • P. w. S.
    P. w. S. Před 3 měsíci

    Kevin love you and uhhhhh well you know...

  • Lord Farquaad
    Lord Farquaad Před 3 měsíci +14

    well, seems like Kevin Hart is the only person in this generation who isn't a political snowflake.

  • Adam Crawford
    Adam Crawford Před 3 měsíci +1

    Regardless of his comments, he was way too aggressive and alpha male in this interview. I lost all respect for Kevin, and he used to be one of my favorite comedians. That’s shameful bro

    • Haddassa
      Haddassa Před 3 měsíci +3

      Colbert was pushing him into apologizing for something he did 10yrs ago and apologized many times for, Colbert desperately wanted Kevin to apologize and you can see Kevin getting frustrated and Colbert tuning Kevin out. I have never liked Kevin, but I think I respected him more after this interview. He stood his ground, which mist are afraid to do..

  • Jamie ModelVsDirector
    Jamie ModelVsDirector Před 3 měsíci

    I wish I was Born In the 1950s America is Sooooo Over Sensitive now 🙄🙄🙄

  • redoctober00
    redoctober00 Před 3 měsíci

    Oscar jokes @ 5:10

  • Nuno Silva
    Nuno Silva Před 3 měsíci +2

    The first time I saw Kevin hart talking seriously

    • Dikéle
      Dikéle Před 3 měsíci

      He's been serious on the Breakfast Club.

  • Vanessa Andrade
    Vanessa Andrade Před 3 měsíci +1

    yall don't understand that lgbt+ people has been made fun of for YEARS AND YEARS. it was a way to homophobes to make themselves superior and yo throw their hate on us. white people joking about black people is UNACCEPTABLE, but when we talk about something that we didn't like, we're being superior? fuck yall. get the fuck out of your own bubble.

  • Last Ride
    Last Ride Před 3 měsíci

    Kevin come out looking like some UPS delivery guy

  • Supien Almeida
    Supien Almeida Před 3 měsíci

    Can they leave him alone already. Damn. Go KEV

  • Heather Layne
    Heather Layne Před 3 měsíci

    I mean seriously! Comedians make jokes about people in general. He didn’t maliciously attack LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 community! 🙄

  • Jack 3677
    Jack 3677 Před 3 měsíci

    😒

  • Allan Ahiron
    Allan Ahiron Před 3 měsíci

    Damn this is the longest time Kev has not said a joke in an interview 😂😂😂

  • The One
    The One Před 3 měsíci

    The LGBTLMNOP Movement is whack

  • Micah Sollenberger
    Micah Sollenberger Před 3 měsíci

    Kevin Hart is the man

  • EvilMonkey7818
    EvilMonkey7818 Před 3 měsíci

    Yuck. Gross. Colbert is boring and humorless.

  • EvilMonkey7818
    EvilMonkey7818 Před 3 měsíci

    The first half of this segment is why Colbert will be just a show writer again in another 5-10 years. I honestly thought he was carrying on to make fun of the ridiculousness of the expected, repeated apologies, then mortified to realize Colbert was just be another useless toolbag.

  • Mina Nd
    Mina Nd Před 3 měsíci

    C'mon U haters...he is a comedian so get over it already...10 LONG YEAR for GOD's sake!!!!!

  • Wayne Jamel
    Wayne Jamel Před 3 měsíci

    Stephen Colbert is so annoying

  • FreeMusic54
    FreeMusic54 Před 3 měsíci

    what did he do? why did he have to apologize over and over again? did not get that from germany....

  • Teach a man to fish
    Teach a man to fish Před 3 měsíci

    I wish Colbert would just be funny, not righteous.

  • MrMahazestar
    MrMahazestar Před 3 měsíci

    Kevin Will host 2020 Oscars

  • Melly Mel
    Melly Mel Před 3 měsíci

    Colbert seemed triggered by the whole thing too. People are so fkn uptight these days