The Incorrect History of Burgers

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At first, I thought this was incorrect history, but after Ted broke both my kneecaps and L2 vertebrae, I suddenly realized that I was indeed wrong, and I should never question him again. Thanks for educating me Ted ❤

Can we just appreciate how Ted found images of the real cheese burger paintings of Van Gogh, even after they were burnt? This guy is a total genius.

As a person with a literal degree in history, Ted puts justttt enough true info into these which makes me wonder “what if”? Every time 😂. Also shout out from the South Shore Ted! Mass loves you!!

i want an episode of puppet history with ted as a guest where he just absolutely gaslights the professor into thinking he knows nothing about history

AI art being able to roughly create anything Ted can think of is so dangerous

I love that he corrected the Pi rap in this one. No one who's normal probably caught it but I loved his Pi rap so much in the first one that I went to look up the number so I could practice it myself and realized he forgot the 9 (12th number after the .), came here to see if it was the same AND HE CORRECTED IT. GOOD SHIT TED.

Sometimes I forget Ted literally went to school for film, but that intro just slapped me in the face with raw levels of talent

17:08 I love that Ted can't say this line without laughing, and that theres a reason why the editor picked nerds rope lol

Whenever I'm feeling down or have had a bad day, I'll just put on one of Teds videos and will instantly feel better. He's just such a funny dude and seems like the kinda guy you could chill with, eat a pizza and drink a beer. It's just a shame what he did all those children

Ted truly is one of the personifications of perfectly crafted crafts. I had the pleasure of meeting him once while I was out for dinner with my family. He just naturally lit up the environment, so it was hard to not notice him sitting a few tables over. He took a photo with me and my parents and made everyone crack a smile before he murdered my parents and dined on thier organ meats in front of the whole restaurant. Everyone was in such awe they were too shocked to even move, so then I became batman. But yeah, classic Ted man...just classic.

The production value of this video is absolutely stellar, so much love and respect to Ted for how much he put into this it’s amazing ❤️

Ted is the personification of that “when I purposely spread misinformation over the internet” meme

as a danish person i am happy that somebody finally talked about the danish viking burgers

The fact that Ted can so confidently and smoothly say "Historiculinaryographer" is testament to the vastness of his talents.
Now to wait a year or two for the middle schoolers to start citing this as a source in their research papers.

Ted just wanted an excuse to give us a beautifully shot and edited video while still being ridiculous. Bravo, this video is perfection

huge respect for ted for putting his safety on the line and exposing the dark council. stay safe!

Ted is so unbelievably consistent. Nothing but great stuff coming from him lately

I can't believe Ted went all the way to Ireland just to teach us the history of burgers. The dedication and lengths he'll go for us is immesurable.

Honestly if Ted actually did history videos it would make history class so much better like he has the voice for it

Oh my gosh that Eyewitness video intro made me so happy, another beautiful project Ted, please never stop making MOH installments
Edit: and the OJ trial and MC references, chef's kiss

The fact that only Ted remembers the Hamburgling incident while no one else does implies that he is, in fact, the Hamburglar

The Chadacity of making an entire video that took hours of work just to release a merch line is amazing, and helping me justify buying a $60 sweatshirt

I love how these always start making some amount of sense and slowly descends into madness.

This is the best CHclip channel to watch while committing hit and runs on happy families in the park.

These videos do not get enough credit. The incorrect history script plus all the editing and green screening must take so much effort and time and Ted deserves so much more support on these

What I learned from this video is that there are lore connections between The Accidental 400mg Edible, My Quest for the Worst Secret Menu Item, and The Mandela Catalog. Truly a bombshell for the Ted Nivison expanded universe.

My dad saw the trial of the Hamburglur live when it happned. My dad says he has never cried in his entire life, but on that day when he heard the verdict, he shed a single tear.

I remember when I met ted one time, I was minding my own business when I spotted him across the street he recognised that I knew him then sprinted towards me and started bludgeoning my skull with a club that he pulled out of his pocket. One of the best experiences I’ve had

The quality of the script and the editing is NEXT LEVEL truly a masterpiece Ted hats off to you

There are many things I enjoy about Ted Nivison, so when I got to meet him in person, I was thrilled! I was actually in Ireland to visit my family, and saw him walking down a pathway above a rocky cliff, muttering to the seagulls as he went. I said hi, and asked for a photo, and he lifted me up over his head and threw me onto the sharp rocks below. It was awesome meeting you! Thanks, Ted!

I love how personal he got when describing the hell portal Halloween candy.

"Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above it." -Washington Irving

This is probably the greatest youtube video I've ever watched holy shit the editing, the script, the interesting topic, the comedy, the NUMEROUS images of cheeseburgers, it's everything one could want from a youtube video.

Hommie dropped another god tier video- the quality in this is immaculate. The editing, the song, the build up, the lore-
Absolutely amazing

the way ted speaks about this keeps making me forget its not real. he's so convincing

ok but the back to back references of fast food burger chains and then tying all of that into the OJ trial was some of the best comedy writing i’ve witnessed in a while

I am always blown away by your work! Truly keep telling stories because they are so jarring and hilarious to watch! I love them and thank you for not only inspiring me, but bringing me so much joy!
~ Blaxen

I just love how convincing Ted makes these videos :)

I imagine Ted as that meme with the dude in the corner at a party and he's just thinking "they don't know, that I know the TRUE history of Burgers"

The theme tune is absolutely perfect, it works so well with this accurate history of cheese burgers

im convinced ted nivison lives in a completely different universe than us, hes just able to post his videos into our universe

okay but all jokes aside can we just appreciate how much research Ted must have actually done for this?? that plus the top-tier editing must have taken him so long

The OJ Hamburglar segment had me crying laughing, good job ted

God the editing is next level. This reads like an essay for a final in a college history class but waaaay better.

Thank you for the amount of effort you put into your videos Ted

i love how julius caesar banishing his son “little caeser” and pizza in general is a point he brings up in every MoIH video he does 😂😂😂

When he said the worlds most beloved artists in the 1940's, i just knew he was building up to the not so famous anymore case of the hamburgular. I originally learnt about this case when i travelled to america in 2015 and met ted in an alley behind arby's. I asked him what he was doing before he brutally plunged his fist into my stomach and removed one of my lungs while teaching me about the mysterious case. What a classic ted moment, of course he would know that the best way to remember something, (and when its something as important as this case was, which needed to be relearnt by us regular citizens), is through association with a unforgettable event. Brilliant.

This brings me back to when I met Ted a few days back! I was eating a hamburger at my local Rainforest Cafe when Ted walked up to me and started screaming at me in Portuguese! He seemed really angry about something, and when I asked him for a photo he whispered into my ear that "the demons have arrived", and proceeded to punch me in my face, giving me a black eye, before proceeding to run off screaming. Overall a wonderful interaction, and it shows how much Ted truly cares for fans like me. Good on you Ted!

This had so much effort and was so ridiculous I am feeling new emotions

Wow, this was really informative! I'm pretty uneducated about food so I didn't know a lot of this. I never knew the history of something as simple as burgers could be so complicated and interesting. Great work Ted, keep it up.

Me and my friends have decided we are going to do small scale DnD campaigns based off the lore depicted both here and the incorrect history of pizza! I'll update you if we have any questions about specific details that might need more clarification, as you are our world builder. Thanks for the years of fun Ted and Crew(?)(!!).

This definitely _is_ something they're not telling you in history class

An absolute banger of a video, love how cinematic it is

The amount of work that went into this is crazy

currently watching this during my overnight shift and your videos are basically the only thing getting me through it rn. love u ted

Man the production budget for the Ted Nivison cinematic universe has really sky rocketed

I never knew that the cheeseburger had so much(definitely true and factual) interesting history!

There are no parallel universes where I don't watch this, I love this guy

this must have taken actual ages to edit props to ted for creating an absolute masterpiece

This is a master class in satire and all should take note. Well done Ted. Well done.

this video has no right to be this entertaining and well made omg

Just when I think things cannot possibly get more wild, he says more words.

this is the only thing AI generated images should be used for. great video ted!

Before I really got into the Ted Nivison lore I thought the Milk history and the pizza history videos were the actual REAL history and I believed every word he said.

This series is just historical gaslighting and im all here for it

Ted was definitely playing around with chatGPT one day and realized he could fabricate historical images of hamburgers and thus this video was born

I love the way you promoted your merch. I’m about to buy something because it was so natural, so relevant to the video 2😂🔥

I love how it gets more and more batshit crazy as it continues.

God damn the editing and production is top notch really enjoyed the flow of the video

can we have a round of applause for ted? 👏

Can't believe that so many of van gogh's early cheeseburger paintings were destroyed but Ted somehow managed to retrieve so many, the dedication on this guy 😍

i love watching ted make things up for 20 minutes

I was really hoping the next episode of factually true history would be on ice cream so the dairy trifecta would be complete but this was still really good

I have fallen in love for the start and ending of this movie, they are both just beautiful.

This video is of utter high quality content. Please keep making more!

I'm glad someone finally took the time to accurately explain the Assassin's Creed Lore. Thank you!

as an artist and art history lover myself I can confirm Van Gogh's love for cheese burgers because as we all know he cut off his ear in a crazed attempt to create his own ground beef because his cheese burger addiction made him so poor he couldn't afford more burgers. Truly an inspiring and sad story, honestly.

do you just get high and then write whatever comes to mind and call it good? no sober editing? keep it up. i love it

I can’t believe Ted threw us with the nostalgia in that intro. If none of you caught that, he literally copied, almost verbatim, the intro to every DK Eyewitness videotape. This man is the legend and shall be protected at all cost.

This video is actually so good, deserves more attention

Thank you Ted! Please spread further information about the dark council! They've destroyed too much evidence of my family history.

I don't know if it's the silky rnb beat or fact that Ted just has a smooth voice, but that Pi rap is a banger

I like how these episodes contain miniature, bastardised nuggets of actual history in them.

my great grandpa actually invented the burger, so i was so excited to see this… based off my family history! sadly i missed the incorrect part of the title and i was confused at the 2.5 million yrs ago part. 😢

The best youtube commentator on the platform, your videos never cease yo amaze me. I learned so much, thanks for the accurate information, I was getting tired of the lies fed to me by the dark council!

Favorite series on CHclip. Thanks for another installment Ted!

This is not incorrect history. THIS IS HISTORY! 💪🍔

I want to acknowledge how brilliant the logo is: MØH Museum of (incorrect) history. The way the “i” almost seems left out of the logo but is put in as the graphic so as to “technically” be there 😂 also after just watching the history of milk I’m very invested in this series

It is scary how accurate all of this is aside from the cheeseburgers. Like the whole section on Van Gogh uses terms and facts that I learned about in 20th century art at an art college. How does he know these things?? How is he able to so easily add cheeseburgers to actual history 😭

Please keep making these every once in a while they are amazing 🤣🤣

He says it with such confidence that I don't know if it's wrong or not

the intro / outro are absolutely awesome, great work as always

The editing is insane, amazing

This is like my history teacher if she was actually interesting

i agree with this video

The thing about watching this video again is that even if you know every line from the top of your head, the first sentence of the video is still true.

This should honestly be it’s own Channel

this has made my day you guys dont even know your editer and you tednivison are some of the greatest people alive.

Really glad this ties in to the incorrect history of pizza, really makes it all come together.