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Doctor : “You have a large tumor.” Barista : “Oh, you mean grande or venti?”
You are fire.
WHY THE F IS THE TALL A SMALL?!
“Almond milk.”“Breast milk.”“What?!”“It’s organic.” 😂
@Dillon Gage LMAO, they're not going to need all of it, they have fucking baby tummies, unless I get kind of Lucky and get sextuplets, there's going to be enough milk for everybody. (Me and Baby, and probably my wife)
@ïQツ so..... is it better with fruity pebbles or coco pebbles? Can I make nesquik with it?
THE CUP HAS AUTOCORRECT
Or is that the pen that has autocorrect!?
My name is Shannon. I go by Shay."Name for the order?""Shay"I even spell it out for her.*Barista says nothing and slides drinks to side for pickup*ShatIt said Shat. She couldn't say it out loud.
@Karolina Ziu reading that back it seems condescending but it’s a genuine question
@Karolina Ziu why do you care if the Starbucks company gets clout? You’re just an employee, if they double their profit it won’t double your wage
That sounds like a genuine mistake. T is right next to Y on the keyboard. Sometimes our computers are slow, so by the time we type it out and press enter, it’s too late to correct the mistake. We just try to go fast so you can pay and get your drink quicker.
I work in Starbucks and we literally misspell on purpose. Because it gets us clout. So many social media shout outs and skits, and people aren't mad about it and just get a laugh out of it, so thats why we do it.
I went to Starbucks a few days ago and I said my name (Mason) and when they called me they said "Arson"Idk how they got to this level 💀💀💀💀💀
We do it on purpose XD
Same and their jobs probably very trash so just try to have some fun 💀💀💀
@Pooja best song lol
Do you perhaps enjoy playing with fire?
@Pooja lmao 😂💜
Doctor: "H.A.N.N.A.H"Barista: "Done."Doctor: "No. Let me do it.... here, like this."*The Cup:* ستيف
@a man of potatoes could also be stiif
@a man of potatoes Why Americans specifically?
Man spelled Steve in Arabic trying to spell Hannah in English.. makes sense.
@a man of potatoes GigaChad polyglot alpha males know that Arabic is the official language of America(Language Simp reference)
I was asked once “what’s your Starbucks name?” 😂
@Gage Kelley That is a alternative Gwen from an alternative universe. I prefer the main one who's with Peter though
@Gage Kelley yes, that is one of the many Gwens in the multiverse, and one of the very few that doesn't die
@ShortLived Gwen is from the into the spiderverse movie right? Was it spider Gwen? I haven't seen it I'm just guessing.
Every time I have to spell it out, because when I say "Sal" they write "Saul"
@ShortLived oh shi- sorry
The most interesting way I’ve seen a Starbucks employee write my name (Cindy) was like SinD. with the period. At that point I’m pretty sure they were just messing with me lol
No way this happened in real life.... LOL
You'd be surprised
Ad a former Sbux barista, I find this very funny. 🤣 I do have to say that everything echoes behind the bar area so it's difficult to hear well. 😂
Fun fact- This is one of those weird but awesome marketing strategies of Starbucks in which the employees are instructed to deliberately spell the names wrong so people rant or joke about it randomly to people so that more and more people develop interest in visiting the shop and checking how bad their names will be spelled. Thus increasing the sales and visibility.
"Are you trying to give me hemorrhoids?!" LMAO
I worked in Starbucks for 5 years. Never had that issue. I write what I heard. However it's more annoying when I say "grande Americano for John" A lady comes up "is is my pumpkin spice latte?""Is your name John?
@T04241991 wow someone is pretty dense…get out your cave.
U should've replied: u re hired
Yea you look like you worked at Starbucks crazy feminist hair and all
@Kratos510e opposite for me, I ordered a hot coffee, specified hot, said no ice and everything, and the man working there hands me an ice coffee, then gets mad at me for not specifying it.
I used to love spelling people's names as terribly as I could it was hilarious watching them get mad I spelled Courtney kortknee like I would try my best to really mess up names it was one of my biggest joys in the day
@Affan I literally just typed the same thing 😂😂😂😭
So you're that guy
Well you know what?.... fuck that guy
Had someone spell my name Breighanna every time I went. Made my day without fail 😂
@Hungry Haziq He's not a fan.
Greg. G. r. e. g. i get the cup back and it says Gerg, im fucking dead bro.
This is actually a marketing strategy so when people post about their name written on the cup so the people watching the post and wonder about how the Starbucks employees will write the name and the cycle goes on
@curoseba Did you just have a stroke? Do I need to call somebody?
Is there any evidence of that?Cuz I'm pretty sure it's just because they hire dumb kids for minimum wage lol
I this point I believe that’s must be true
Starbucks employees are the human equivalent of autocorrect when you don’t want it
Doctor: can i see that…😂😂😂😂
Best Starbucks employee in Ohio:
I went to a Starbucks once. Said my name was Rob. Kid you not lady said "Kyle?"
@Arona you 'can't even live in Ohio' without knowing Victoria's Secret
@Tia :) damn I am a rich guy living in Ohio and I didn't even know it (sry jax's song is stuck in my head)
@Arona so here's Victoria's Secret, her real name is Ludmila
I love seeing people joke about this, so much is happening, you have a headset on with another person ordering. The lobby is full, people are talking, and all the sudden, you realize you have no idea what they said and you don’t know how to spell Savannah. So you panic and go, “yep.” And take a best guess. The struggle is real.
@That one guy 1000 "Ah, okay, got it. No C so, Rik?"
The Starbucks workers around my place never get it wrong though, if they're not sure they ask me again. I'm more than glad to not have this issue.
my friend said “lu” and they wrote “lube” on the cup
That was intentional.
Baristas gotta have fun too I guess 😂
Breast milkIt's organic 😂😂😂😂
"Do you have his number?""I don't have his burner" was epic 😂😂😂
"breast milk""what?""its organic"😂😂
He's not wrong though 😆
@GamingFuriousEDITS he has a point
So uh.. other animals' milks are synthetic? Lol
reminds me of the Dave Chappelle making the band skit
It's a very common thing to have
My wife's boss is named Trevor. Starbucks gave him a cup that said "Triecle" and that's what they call him now.
Big shout out to Triecle!
One time I went to McDonald's and they accidentally made my shake twice and the manager looked me dead in the eyes and said "Do you want it? It's free." And this random lady ran up to the counter, grabbed it, and ran out. Never once made eye contact with anyone or said a word. I just looked at the manager kinda sad and we just kinda share a moment.
Did it happen in a first world country?
I am a Starbucks worker and I can guarantee I will get your name wrong after making you spell it. I'm mostly just messing with you but sometimes it's really hard to hear over the music and machines. 😉
They misspelt your name on purpose because you're gonna spread that and your friends and families wanna try it out too, and that my friend is a free advertising for Starbucks!!!
@aa aa absolutely all sorts of entertainment in it for them. For 1 just trying to find new fun ways to misspell or otherwise mess up names is fun
Everyone understands that from the marketing teams point of view but surely the baristas would get bored of doing it really quick. Nothing in it for them
They asked my nameI said emmaThey said"Savanah?"
then speak up
My last name is Savannah lmao
This is isn’t even a parody . This actually happens in real life
This is actually a genius skit. A hearing exam for a Starbucks worker? I'm dead
Literally got Starbucks yesterday the gave them my name violet and instead of spelling it violet they spelled it voilet like in what universe is that spelled that way
Now to f with them you say “dontavius gorge Flabadoober” with a L
@Dr.Cronic horhay because some people think gorge is spelled like that and we al know they can’t spell
Is gorge pronounced George or horhay
That is the name of a hit man that doesn't exist that can't be found yet you called him out like it was gnostic cute hope your 20k likes were worth it goober
I don't get it, can someone explain it to me.
Happened to us in London - told the barista “Rachel”, she wrote “Virgin”. It was our honeymoon and absolutely not true.
Man just went and picked my name😂
“Almond milk.”“Breast milk.”“What?!”“It’s organic.” 🍼😂
Trevor- "Almond milk"Adam- "breast milk"Trevor- "what!?"Adam- "its organic"Lmao this cracked me up 🤣🤣
"Almond milk""Breast milk""What?""It's organic"
Least sexually devious blizzard employee
Woah we watched the same video I think
Thanks we’re deaf
My wife just found out that i can actually laugh hard.
I went to a Chic-fil-a after a basketball game with my team. My friend Caleb ordered, gave his name, got his food, it said Kayla on it.
My CHclip app crashed at “are you trying to give me hem” it’s like my phone couldn’t even take it
That's just Google trying to give you and everybody hemorrhoids. Happens regularly.
As a Hannah, this is so true going to Starbucks
I’m also one
Been waiting for this duo for forever! Well done boys! 👏 🤣🤣
You forgot the part where they’d be crying over being miss gendered and having to work an eight hour shift.
@bubblegumplastic. Tell your Crybaby friends to quit deleting it. Why are you in the comment section every day? Could you be the soy that I am talking about?
I saw this tweet yesterday. Find fresh material Tom
"I'm not trying to snitch though""Do you have his number?""I dont have his burner"this made me laugh so hard and idk why
Breast milk got me. "It's organic"
Great skit made me laugh 💯💯💯
Mark with a C-Cark
Michael with a B
I had a friend whose nickname was Cark. Never bothered to ask him how he got that name. Now i know
Took me 3 seconds to get 😂 x)
But at least we can appreciate the end. He actually remember the name Hannah but he still lacks the spelling of it.
Was waiting for what seemed like forever for my coffee. Everyone behind me already got theirs and I didn't want to be pushy. The guy behind the counter kept asking for Dave, and the cup remained unclaimed. Finally checked and it was my order, now cold. My name is Rei. T_T
Good story Dave 😂
“With an S” “TARAHS!” Killed me
"You have his number?""I don't have his burner." AYOOOOOOO
6 comments now smh
@Gaurang 5 comment now.. 2.2k People are lazy
Only 3 comments smh lemme ruin it
@Cxsmic宝石 still only two
1.1k likes only 1 reply lemme fix that
I can confirm this is exactly what the minds of Starbucks workers are like
That's litterly why he came to the doctor's to get his ears checked or something at least
As a starbucks worker, I'd like you to know my sides are splitting from laughter
I've been to Starbucks once (they are not so common in my country, so I've only been there when I went to the US), and they actually got my confusing AF slavic name right (Dmytro)! I was really impressed
I worked at a Starbucks in target and let me tell you it was such a awesome experience. Sometimes it's hard to hear if people talk softly or in a low tone because of the small space and loud sounds. Very overwhelming in that aspect bc you then get to say "what was that " can you repeat that for me please " accurate tho. Standards are the same just not followed by all 💀my only headache was people not saying if it was hot or iced before the size. It's hard bc if your new and firing off your order like Eminem without say hot or iced first we then have go over what you want in the drink again so the barrista making that drink will do it accurately and have no problems.
As a barista who has some hearing loss, I always feel really bad about this....
I had no idea my name could end up as Steve one day 🤔 fascinating
told them my name is NICK… received a cup with “Neck”. never thought anyone can mess up Nick.
LMFAOO your post made my day
“I’m going to deliberately think of the polar opposite of what you’re clearly saying to me, if you don’t mind.”
If you don't mind haha
I got the reference and also read it with the voice 😂
AdamW - "If you don't mind."
It's a very common thing
I was the only one at this Starbucks and they still needed my name. For whatever reason it could’ve been, they put down “Hulk” and called out my actual name for the drink. I got confused as to what happened and how they put down another name for my order
I feel like Starbucks employees actually have a medical issue and I'm serious
Customer: My names RogerStarbucks Guy: Alright RogerThe Cup: قحبه
Steve is the doctor's name, so he passed that part.
man I'm glad these two got together and did something! I think these two have a lot of potential especially working together!
Definitely agree they're great together
@Shadowsteel Gaming yep what Razer King said Adam W
@Shadowsteel Gaming Adam W
I vaguely remember the other guy, could you remind me who he is?
The Starbucks Marker Needs To Be Re-Calibrated Like a Smart Board 😂
My brother's name is Ezekiel. I shit you not some Starbucks barista wrote Easy Kill on his cup.
need more collabs with these two legends! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Yeah... Exactly what happened to me when I told them to put my name as "Siput" (snail in Malay). I even emphasized the word snail several times even have the employee's colleague spelling it for her. In the end I get "Seapot"
“Are you trying to give me hemorrhoids” 💀
This collab is too great and too funny. 😂😂
Doctor: "You Have Stage 4 Cancer"Starbucks "Employee: Is it Grande Or Venti?"
One of the funniest vids I've seen. "Are you trying to give me hemorrhoids?" LMAO
“That’s a drug front”😂😂😂😂
Los Starbucks Hermanos
As someone named Hannah I can confirm most of my Starbucks orders are literally every name but my own 😂
That's terrible 😂 It's literally in our training to get customers names right. I feel like they do it to try and be funny
My fav barista and I used to have an inside joke where she'd write my name a different way each time. My favorite was the silent H in Lhianna 😂😂😂
Me being scared as he spells my name
Whoever Hannah is: Hey that’s not my nameThe barista: too bad it is nowHannah: but…Barista: did I stutter?!
5 year old me with my mum revising my spellings before the test:
@Matthew whats wrong with mum
LIZZIE'S IN THE MUDLIZZIE'S IN THE MUD
😂🤣 wtf!? This way funnier than it should be.
The coffee grinders are loud. I wouldn't be surprised if the workers were going deaf.
the tarbucks folks are actually target employees! most of them work in other departments too sometimes
"Are you trying to give me hemorrhoids???" GOLDEN🤣
I guess my name is Steve now-
Ok Steve Rogers Job
Well nice to meet you Steve
BRUH my name is hannah too and my friends call me steve 😂😭
U Created an account to comment this wow
Lol this is so accurate and funny considering most people don't know that Starbucks employees are trained to do this lol.
Not often I hear Tanner in the wild. I appreciate this all the more now. The worst Starbucks offense to my name was "Toner". I decided I like it and still go by it sometimes
This is amazing!!!! I'm looping it and laughing out loud.
Additional note, favorite parts:The first *SMACK* of the clipboard is so good. But then, he *SMACKS* IT *AGAIN* Straight to the FLOOR!!!!! and then!?? It's still in his hand as he leans against the wall disappointed for a sec before his rage gets to it's peak. (The joke included about the starbucks in target being a front is also stupid amazing XD ! All the dialogue!!! So good!)
My friends name is Sarah and she told the worker and he was like “Sarah with an H at the end or no H” and she responded with a H. She got her drink and it said Samantha
I've never been into Starbucks and I still know this is 100% accurate.
totally unrealistic - starbucks employees don't have enough coverage for a doctor's visit
*tells the barista your name*the cup: ستيف
Flashback to when a Wendy's somehow heard my name as FLYNN. HOW THE HELL???
The fact that the closest target to me actually has a Starbucks in it 😳
The last cup saying Steve instead of Hannah reminds me of the encephalitis scene in NBC’s Hannibal where Will confidently draws a clock and when Hannibal looks at it it’s all fucked up💀
I like how he's frustrated right off the bat, he knew it was coming.
How about having sticky notes on the counter and have customers write it 😅
"Are you trying to give me hemorrhoids!?" That was good 😂😂😂
Awesome!!!! Love great non-vulgar comedy….!!!😁😁😁😁
If I were the doctor, I'd fly out that door and take the rest of the day