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Comedian DESTROYS Woman In The Crowd


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  • NMRIH is a great Source mod - blessed by Cory's lip

    "that was the most racist joke ever" "I got 4 more in the chamber" LMAO props to the guy for making casual jokes like that

    • James Jacob Yacob
      James Jacob Yacob Před 8 hodinami

      @Quandile dingle no lol 6k likes

    • Jered Steadman
      Jered Steadman Před 24 dny

      The funniest part is she freaking out and Troy bond is half black

    • Jonah Moran
      Jonah Moran Před měsícem

      Imagine gen z vs George Carlin

    • Boghman22
      Boghman22 Před měsícem

      @Tom Ferguson rip Sam

    • Florian Mazreku
      Florian Mazreku Před měsícem +3

      fun fact the comedian is half black hahah

  • Rolland Curtis
    Rolland Curtis Před měsícem +1188

    She was so offended by somebody calling her Kamala Harris, who is obviously her hero.

    • Jason Snow
      Jason Snow Před 28 dny

      What's funnier is that comedian is half black. Dude dad is black I believe. And that silly bitch kept saying hes racist lol

    • iruleall15
      iruleall15 Před měsícem +4

      @Lilo Shes `1000% a Democrat. Black Republicans understand comedy

    • Samuel
      Samuel Před měsícem +4

      @Lilo she aint no republican either lol, we dont claim her

    • CJ Thompson
      CJ Thompson Před měsícem +1

      @Liloyeah I’m sure Pookeisha is trying to make america great again one riot at a time

    • Selvin McKay
      Selvin McKay Před měsícem +11

      @Lilo she ain't republican either,

  • majinraptor
    majinraptor Před měsícem +939

    That lady who thinks that dude is a red flag because he hasnt had a kid outside of marriage shows how warped her mind is.

    • Boghman22
      Boghman22 Před měsícem

      @Edgardo Martin nah that's a blark warmem thing

    • Boghman22
      Boghman22 Před měsícem

      Wicked tuna

    • Dude
      Dude Před měsícem

      Just be patient with those people.They dont have logic

    • Lukion Smith
      Lukion Smith Před měsícem

      @Simply Zo You're right. I was talking about the new heavens and new earth as I mentioned Revelation 21. As that is the final state of mankind, it is a good place to look at and gives a positive, final hope for the future. If I'm posting comments like the one l did, l tend to keep it short or people will zone out. I didn't go into the 1000 year reign of the Christ or the 2 resurrections as mentioned in Revelation 20:4 - 6, as this is not a Bible class.

    • Simply Zo
      Simply Zo Před měsícem +1

      @Lukion Smith you’re talking about the 1,000 year reign where after the great tribulation Jesus comes back to establish his kingdom for 1000 years because In Revelations it clearly states there will be a new Heaven and a new Earth but it will come out from Heaven AKA New Jerusalem

  • Patrick Lino
    Patrick Lino Před měsícem +3910

    The fact she felt absolutely comfortable screaming and swearing at a man in public says at lot about her. AND the type of man she was with...

    • tobietera
      tobietera Před 8 dny

      @$CHPYXO - Should be what? Who are you even replying to?

    • tobietera
      tobietera Před 8 dny +1

      @Patrick Lino - Yeah, no I saw that my brother but I'm almost certain that was security ushering her out, quite a few others thought the same. I find it hard to believe that woman would have any friends!

    • Swamp melons
      Swamp melons Před 9 dny

      @TH24GG1 bros got to much free time 😂

    • 123DonutQueen
      123DonutQueen Před 15 dny

      That was security..?

    • Collins Olanrewaju
      Collins Olanrewaju Před měsícem

      It is security🤦🏽‍♂️

  • T Sierra
    T Sierra Před měsícem +2678

    Don’t go after a comedian unless you want to get humbled in seconds lol

    • Simply Zo
      Simply Zo Před měsícem

      @Mateus Cabral part of it is being witty and knowing what to say at the right time and always gotta be ready and plan ahead for every joke because everyone is sensitive in this generation so you might just say “ everyone having a good day?” And there’ll be someone crying in the back. So you know just gotta be ready at all times

    • Midnight Snack
      Midnight Snack Před měsícem

      Yeah its like the verbal equivalent of getting into a one on one fist fight with a professional UFC fighter. If the heckler is drunk that is like fighting with one arm tied behind your back.

    • MrSqurk
      MrSqurk Před měsícem

      You don’t even need to be funny to destroy someone, the person with the microphone has all the power.

    • Jesse Bailey
      Jesse Bailey Před měsícem

      @Travis Miles you to monkey

    • Memerproductions
      Memerproductions Před měsícem

      Funny people are the goats of the world

  • AJ Taylor
    AJ Taylor Před měsícem +653

    *"Find your passion, make enough money to live, but don't chase money."*
    A true gem from a wise old man. Do what you love and find a way to make enough money to cover your basic expenses and fund your hobbies, but don't make money your moral compass. Ain't worth killing your own inner peace over it.

    • Boghman22
      Boghman22 Před měsícem

      @Paul W awesome comment

    • Boghman22
      Boghman22 Před měsícem

      @Brokeboy$lim you like worshipping mammon eh? Typical thats what you've been programmed to do

    • Scott D
      Scott D Před měsícem

      that dude looked look like Jeffery Epstein

    • Matthew Hamilton
      Matthew Hamilton Před měsícem

      @Sentry Stout it doesnt necessarily have to be your passion, but just something you dont hate so you dont mind working, and you can do your passion on the side anyways

    • Sentry Stout
      Sentry Stout Před měsícem +1

      I disagree...what if your passion doesn't make money? How about instead, you find an industry that piques your interest and develop highly sort after skills that make you attractive in that industry? Would not the money chase you instead? Ever heard of Blue Chip candidates? People so highly regarded in an industry that companies offering big money come recruiting them. Why not just become that instead of "chasing money."

  • The Tim Turner Show
    The Tim Turner Show Před měsícem +208

    The fact that the last girl would seriously leave a loving, caring relationship all so she can be with a guy who knows absolutely NOTHING about her, just goes to reinforce the fact that women thing more based on emotion and how they feel in the moment.

    • Jada Pinkett
      Jada Pinkett Před 15 dny

      We all struggle with that from time to time. Male or female.

    • Jada Pinkett
      Jada Pinkett Před 15 dny

      @James Citation

    • James
      James Před měsícem +1

      @Robert Rude Since the beginning of civilization the high value men has had multiple women

    • Robert Rude
      Robert Rude Před měsícem +2

      @Red Bee "proven since the start of humanity" Yeah because our caveman ancestors were totally about having multiple relationships. Bruh gotta love these self-made facts man.

    • Red Bee
      Red Bee Před měsícem

      Man only loyal if the option allowed it and it's already proven since the start of humanity

  • Banx
    Banx Před měsícem +484

    "where's your dad" lmao made me spit out my damn water on god

    • Darth Nihilus
      Darth Nihilus Před 19 dny

      Bro was so casual

    • GT H
      GT H Před měsícem

      @DårK Šøûł just stop🤣🤣🤣

    • DårK Šøûł
      DårK Šøûł Před měsícem +2

      You're going to hell if you spit your water on our Lord and Saviour. 🤣

    • Alfred Schnozzenstein
      Alfred Schnozzenstein Před měsícem +4

      He said it so casually... "Where's your father?" LMAO 😆

    • Northern King
      Northern King Před měsícem +3

      I shared the video with my son cause that’s something he would say! 😂🤣

  • L van Belzen
    L van Belzen Před měsícem +509

    "You dont need no one night stand, you need Jesus" AMEN!

    • 23GreyFox
      23GreyFox Před měsícem

      @Dude Because every single one says the truth.

    • Dude
      Dude Před měsícem +1

      @23GreyFox You hate the idea of God being real
      Honestly every single atheist says the same thing .

    • Dude
      Dude Před měsícem +1

      @R.A. He is God in the flesh .So no he is not a zombie

    • Dude
      Dude Před měsícem

      @23GreyFox Dude its not a fairy tale there is even archeological proof for Christianity
      Even with common sense you can see the universe is created by God and not created out of nothing
      You see you just don't want to believe in God ,even if we do give you proof

    • Dude
      Dude Před měsícem +1

      @23GreyFox Wrong the real Jesus is just the same as the Biblical Jesus
      I mean he is God in the flesh, not just a man

  • Mr_Coke 1
    Mr_Coke 1 Před měsícem +302

    After hearing that last clip, there's little to no hope for us

    • Lennert De Voldere
      Lennert De Voldere Před měsícem

      there is hope...I found myself a great gf, but yes, they are rare these days...

    • Gaming with PankajAgarwal
      Gaming with PankajAgarwal Před měsícem +1

      @Ligma Patient 0 u wish these kind of girls are those who get the best life somehow karma only hits those who are sad in this case the guy thats why this world su**

    • I'm Done - Cat
      I'm Done - Cat Před měsícem +4

      @Ligma Patient 0 For sure, then he'll end up with the right one, happily married. With the help of AT, ARAKO, and J-Hall, I had to realize that it's literally no use killing myself over a female who wouldn't value me as a good boyfriend. It's better to cut her off in an instant, from everything in general, and move on. Use that negativity to fuel my motivation, in efforts to make me the best possible man I could be.

    • Sabotage.
      Sabotage. Před měsícem +6

      @Vorkeloth damn... hope mine loves me fr

    • Ligma Patient 0
      Ligma Patient 0 Před měsícem +55

      Nah, homie. There's little to no hope for them. That girl is gonna fuck around and end up old and alone with 3 cats. The guy might get hurt for a time, but I'd make a bet he'll bounce back

  • Count Dunkelheit
    Count Dunkelheit Před měsícem +62

    The way that guy dropped the Gender equality joke was actually quite brutal

  • Musical Smith
    Musical Smith Před měsícem +30

    "You don't need a one night stand, you need Jesus." I completely agree with this statement.

    • Truth Spreader
      Truth Spreader Před měsícem +3

      @Bat Taz It looks like you're searching for comments about the Lord so you can pick a fight.

    • Bat Taz
      Bat Taz Před měsícem +2

      Can you prove he even existed?
      The answer is no.

  • FroggyTheNinja
    FroggyTheNinja Před měsícem +135

    Its really sad that the woman was that upset, yes it's stupidly dumb, but she is definitely suffering with some issues. Hope she gets help in some way.

    • Matthew 9500
      Matthew 9500 Před měsícem +3

      Oh, boo hoo *playing worlds smallest violin*

    • Greta’s Stolen Dreams
      Greta’s Stolen Dreams Před měsícem +5

      Her condition is called being a muppet

    • Sam Nutbeen
      Sam Nutbeen Před měsícem +2

      @Floppy Beef Curtains anyone that brainwashed by the left must have an awful life, they’re getting in the way of their own enjoyment and I think that is definitely a little sad

    • FroggyTheNinja
      FroggyTheNinja Před měsícem

      @Floppy Beef Curtains mate she clearly isn't mentally stable, wether you agree with her or not. Yes what she is saying is brain dead but no one that is mentally stable would act like that.

    • sp00ky d4Ddy
      sp00ky d4Ddy Před měsícem +2

      It's stupidly funny

  • ImContemptWithLife
    ImContemptWithLife Před měsícem +17

    The lady was so fast to say “red flag” it’s got to a point now, they have no interest in hearing men out, it’s just what can I say to criticise him without coming up with a reasonable reason as to why…
    It’s so sad what’s happened.

    • Desmond Davis
      Desmond Davis Před měsícem +2

      Anything to give themselves a false undeserved sense of power

  • NS Sweat
    NS Sweat Před měsícem +129

    Some people just don’t deserve to be at comedy clubs 😂

    • I prefer to be anonymous
      I prefer to be anonymous Před měsícem +1

      @Dinesh Kuldeep Yeah. There should be some offensive jokes told or written at the door and only those who can laugh at that and are not offended should be allowed to go in.

    • Dinesh Kuldeep
      Dinesh Kuldeep Před měsícem +1

      There should be an eligibility criteria.

    NY POLITICS Před měsícem +83

    “That’s what I’m asking, like where is ur father” got me dead af😂

    • Colonel Aid
      Colonel Aid Před měsícem +5

      Bro was genuinely wondering

  • Straight Rope1
    Straight Rope1 Před měsícem +1726

    That last clip is disgusting to me, how you gonna end a relationship with someone who clearly loves you and has been there for you. Whoever that man may be, he deserves better.

    • MakotoFan92
      MakotoFan92 Před 13 dny


    • 187onaPigeon
      187onaPigeon Před měsícem

      @Callan C Yes, big chance. With women it's not IF she's gonna cheat, it's WHEN. It just depends on the fact IF she will break up before doing anything.

    • seb bo
      seb bo Před měsícem +2

      she doesn't love him so better he gets rid of her sooner than later. wasting lifetime on her

    • Freeman
      Freeman Před měsícem

      Fot me the most disgust part was when she claim that she loves her boyfriend, but also thinks about random guy on gym. Yeah, she ,,really" loves him.

    • PoGirl Shines
      PoGirl Shines Před měsícem

      You know that normal people don't do that so....lot's of broken people out here, out there...where ever.

  • Xavier Garcia
    Xavier Garcia Před měsícem +31

    The gender equality guy was the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Dapo
      Dapo Před měsícem +3

      Sidemen 👏🏾👏🏾

  • The Republic of Bridger
    The Republic of Bridger Před měsícem +18

    “My boyfriend loves me, does everything for me, and never thinks about other women and it’s break his heart if I broke up with him… but also there’s this rando at my gym I fantasize about.”
    This is the kind of shit that creates monsters.

  • Eli Monjaras Martinez
    Eli Monjaras Martinez Před měsícem +44

    "Repent and believe the Gospel" perfect!

    • Eddy
      Eddy Před měsícem


    • Silly _Billy
      Silly _Billy Před měsícem +4

      i`m not religious at all but i mean it`s coming to the point where humans are just lost.

  • Demetrius Thomas
    Demetrius Thomas Před měsícem +13

    The chick calling somebody a red flag for being over 30 with no kids, is a walking red flag

  • Keyser Söze
    Keyser Söze Před měsícem +29

    Professional victims are easily offended and act with their emotions

  • Helix777
    Helix777 Před měsícem +422

    The mark of a great comic is how they handle hecklers. This guy will be just fine.

    • Darren Gevers
      Darren Gevers Před 4 dny

      “I’ve got 4 more in the chamber” had me rolling

    • Doc Cholo
      Doc Cholo Před měsícem +28

      "There's nothing you can say to me that I haven't said 6 inches from the mirror" is a great line 😂

  • MrChickensnatcher
    MrChickensnatcher Před měsícem +18

    I got married at 19 and I'm now 40... still married.

  • InsanityCA
    InsanityCA Před měsícem +8

    That comedian was gold and he handled that lady respectfully all while keeping the crowd laughing

  • CoreTheG
    CoreTheG Před měsícem +10

    "Where's your dad?" That's my exact thought whenever I see clips with crazy women!

  • Kenny Vengeance
    Kenny Vengeance Před měsícem +22

    “you don’t need no one night stand, you need Jesus” amen, brother 😅

  • Rockstar Favsie
    Rockstar Favsie Před měsícem +30

    "I got 4 more in the chamber" - The words of a king

  • Proximity Roars
    Proximity Roars Před měsícem +4

    That comedian was hilarious

  • Patriot
    Patriot Před měsícem +5

    Seriously. That last girl. Makes me glad I'm gay man. Yeah homos are insufferable too, but at least most of the time you know if you're with a guy for fun or forever. I don't mean online relationships those don't boil down to much, but if you're with a guy you know him. You know if he's into you, you talk to him and you know his values. Girls as you see with that last vid you can be their best friend, you can treat them well, you can take care of them and be loyal to them and they are happy as all heck to throw it all away for a few extra dollars or because a guy is slightly better looking. Of course as we all know the more dollars the less your looks count, but you're always being weighed against a girl's imagination about what she wants and what she thinks she deserves. It's sick.

  • Ray
    Ray Před měsícem +431

    Comedian's always be destroying people in the crowds, its hilarious!

    • D FH
      D FH Před měsícem

      Yeah, they should make it a career..... oh wait....

    • Papey Sapote
      Papey Sapote Před měsícem

      @eshay bahApparently he’s black and white, but she’s stupid.

    • eshay bah
      eshay bah Před měsícem +3

      also why did she say hes white? im confused..

    • Tom Ferguson
      Tom Ferguson Před měsícem +2

      One of my favorite "heckles" was on a Bill Burr video, where he was joking around with a blind guy in the crowd. Bill just started riffing & had the whole place busting a gut, it was amazing the level of ad-libbing he did: chclip.net/video/o7_h3S6hADI/video.html

  • Donnie A.
    Donnie A. Před měsícem +388

    -Guy in hard times with his gf wont accept a young woman throwing herself at him.
    -Woman in a relationship with no problems wants to end it for someone who doesnt know she exists.

    • Firemixtape420
      Firemixtape420 Před měsícem

      imagine if people have different moral and ethical values for reasons other than explicitly their gender. not like these are two cherry picked scenarios, you could just as easily find videos demonstrating the exact opposite. people on here have such a hard on for "women bad, men oppressed" type shit. yall act like victims and its pathetic as fuck

    • golden pony
      golden pony Před měsícem +2

      Imo deep down that behavior is just a reflection of her not being to accept where she's at but cant own to it either so she starts to have magical thoughts that would somegow change her life.

    • Lipok Yanger
      Lipok Yanger Před měsícem +15

      Like that old dude said, find and follow your passion, earn a living and keep yourself healthy. Next thing you know, you're fawned over by women of all types (including the good ones).
      Don't ever give these street rats an inch of your vulnerability or peace.

    • Koro Majima
      Koro Majima Před měsícem +21

    • Paggles
      Paggles Před měsícem +34

      We live in a society...

  • SaltStorm007
    SaltStorm007 Před měsícem +13

    As someone who has done comedy for years I still don’t understand why people try and heckle comedians😂We are on stage for a reason and our wit is way quicker than a heckler could EVER be....ESPECIALLY a 🍸 one! TBH...Apollo nights were my favorite because they were unapologetic if a comedian wasn’t funny & I have seen 100’s of people get booed off the stage. Where as if a comedian is funny...it is the most amazing experience ever because the laughter is better than any audience...PERIOD! Apollo nights are the scariest audience to 90%/comedians because every other audience will give you ‘sympathy laughs’ while an Apollo night audience will let you have it! Some of the most amazing experiences were on stage! This one brought back memories...THANK YOU ARAKO💯🙏

  • Jack Huggins
    Jack Huggins Před měsícem +6

    Arako you have a great channel mate… you state the facts and you dont go overboard for views like other people who make this kinda content

  • CyberGamez
    CyberGamez Před měsícem +7

    6:30 dude is absolutely strong willed bro.

  • BIG
    BIG Před měsícem +8

    2:49 she’s a legend for that, but how did he let her in 😂 I would’ve closed the door

  • Mills
    Mills Před měsícem +6

    “An absolute Muppet“ I’m not from the UK but my goodness do I love that insult.😂

  • Jesse Dyvig
    Jesse Dyvig Před měsícem +8

    I'm 34, never married, no kids. And a lot of women do hold that against me.

  • Constable Kennedy
    Constable Kennedy Před měsícem +8

    Comedians are usually not to be Messed with with a Live Mic in their Hands …. 🤷🏿‍♂️. 🎤

  • HowDoYouJump
    HowDoYouJump Před měsícem +4

    Every time you call someone a doughnut, I'm here for it.

  • Alex Jones
    Alex Jones Před měsícem +7

    “This is me. I’m sorry, but you’re not my type.” He Cold! 🥶 😂

  • UltimateKamsi
    UltimateKamsi Před měsícem +22

    Girl got so offended lol

  • Animefreak1
    Animefreak1 Před měsícem +7

    Never get tired of Arako calling people donuts 😂

  • tommaso giobbi
    tommaso giobbi Před měsícem +307

    My god the woman in the first clip had some real issues coming alive during that show… idk why she went to that honestly

    • Lila
      Lila Před měsícem

      @Silly _BillyExactly, they’re often the real racists.

    • Ry
      Ry Před měsícem +4

      Reminds me of the black Karen at the bubble tea shop in Colorado…

    • Ry
      Ry Před měsícem

      @Dapo NAILED IT! Yes social media made these leftist feel they can police people’s language that they don’t agree with in person…UNTIL you get a major reality check like this chick at a comedy show…

    • Dapo
      Dapo Před měsícem +2

      Social media has taught people that they should blurt their opinions out and expect people to care or change for them. It’s ridiculous. That’s why cancel culture is a normally a bad thing

    • Ry
      Ry Před měsícem +7

      They go to try and be the savior but end up getting absolutely REKTED…

  • Ariisbane
    Ariisbane Před měsícem +5

    I’m actually so confused about the last clip. She made a whole paragraph about how he is so nice to her and has been with her through tough times. She even says she loves him… but yet she wants to break up, someone give the explanation to why

  • x-rayvision
    x-rayvision Před měsícem +156

    Damn man you take care of a girl you love her you deal with her bullsh** for years you make her happy AND STILL some random guy who she's never even spoke to can make her want to cheat. What's even the point of relationships!!

    • Lord Moses
      Lord Moses Před měsícem +5

      Treat her mean, keep her keen.

    • Dazza
      Dazza Před měsícem +4

      There is no point man. Live the bachelor lifestyle.join the light side

    • Ibrahim Fagge
      Ibrahim Fagge Před měsícem +13

      I know right

  • I'm Done - Cat
    I'm Done - Cat Před měsícem +6

    It's all been starting to happen more often, ever since Will Smith slapped Chris Rock for a joke he was laughing at.

  • T Gatt
    T Gatt Před měsícem +25

    She stopped to remember who Kamala even was

    • Bella Jinks
      Bella Jinks Před měsícem

      @NINO BOY lmao

    • NINO BOY
      NINO BOY Před měsícem +3

      @Bella Jinks women always cry.

    • Bella Jinks
      Bella Jinks Před měsícem +3

      Lmao kamala even half Indian why is she crying

  • Michael Ellis
    Michael Ellis Před měsícem +7

    The part where "I got 4 more in the chamber" was an addition to another joke he made when she forgot something, and he said "don't forget your gun underneath the table"

  • PonySoldier
    PonySoldier Před měsícem +5

    His tiktok video got a warning saying "participating in this activity could result in you or others gettin hurt" 🤡❄❄❄

    ULUL UG Před měsícem +1

    Bro, I want you to be a superstar, you got your head on right. We need people like you to be influencing because all we see is a sea of trash and then a boat trying to clean it all up with good sense and logic, that is you my dude. Keep it coming!

  • permos12345
    permos12345 Před měsícem +2

    The fact that he timed the Kamala Harris joke until she was infront of the camera was perfect

  • Tr13_91
    Tr13_91 Před měsícem +10

    That last one is the kind of thing that scares me and so never wanting to date. 3-year relationships she loves him he loves her and they know everything about each other. But because she sees a hot guy at the gym everyday she's thinking about leaving him

  • Spectre
    Spectre Před měsícem +13

    loving the content man keep it up ✌️.

  • Pikachu
    Pikachu Před měsícem +1

    This guy exudes confidence lmao

  • aerah
    aerah Před měsícem +215

    Comedians destroying hecklers are always funny 🤣

    • Russell Ny
      Russell Ny Před měsícem

      I don’t even wanna be in the front 🤣

    • Levis H
      Levis H Před měsícem

      maybe true but some comedians are pathetic clowns as well.
      especially leftist comedians. idiot Trevor Noah comes into my mind.
      he is the biggest joke and hypocrite double standard idiot out there.

  • タイガーマスター
    タイガーマスター Před měsícem +4

    $1000 or that girl? - Me: Tell them to bring me my money

  • Brian T
    Brian T Před měsícem

    5:08 -- This man's advice, and the calm, but caring way that it was delivered, it absolute gold.

  • TheMrjxam
    TheMrjxam Před měsícem +3

    I fully agree, that last girl had a donut for a head the size of Homer J Simpson.

  • paul harper
    paul harper Před měsícem +1

    You just keep churning out this quality content arako, keep it up my guy.

  • Jared Wallace
    Jared Wallace Před měsícem +5

    Love your content. Keep it up!!!

  • Pilpul Dabadoo
    Pilpul Dabadoo Před měsícem +1

    First guy did everything he could to defuse her problems.
    She just wanted an issue.

  • Draxous
    Draxous Před měsícem +3

    4:38 "what has gone on in your life that you dont have a kid" I made RESPONSIBLE choices, wore a condom, pulled out, morning after pill when there was doubt. Unlike you. I'm not having a kid until I'm ready, if I'm ever ready and find the right person.

  • Stephan Hansley
    Stephan Hansley Před měsícem

    I love that he immediately called her out saying "you're upset but it's not because of me"

  • Duke Johnny
    Duke Johnny Před měsícem

    The last clip hits too hard. I love that you ended that one with your signature "to the streets".

  • SavingPrivateBob
    SavingPrivateBob Před měsícem +24

    She was clearly mourning her entire family and friends dying in a tragic accident where all their remains have been lost to fire. There's simply no other explanation to act like that in a comedy show

    • Wölf
      Wölf Před měsícem +4

      She’s a black feminist

    • ً
      ً Před měsícem +2

      Least sensitive woman in ohio

    • Dapo
      Dapo Před měsícem +7

      Or she had mental health issues

  • Tuomas Holo
    Tuomas Holo Před měsícem +29

    “It’s not worth losing your home for a hotel.” Words to live by.

  • Randy Luna
    Randy Luna Před měsícem

    I'm Mexican and when I hear Mexican jokes it's freaking hilarious cuz it's true, u just got to laugh, it's all in good fun

  • Homophobic King🏳‍🌈⃠

    The comedian and Mr "gender equality" are legends 😂

  • GrantJHillman
    GrantJHillman Před měsícem +89

    That last clip is genuinely infuriating (if it’s real and not a fake story someone sent in,of course). This woman has a near-perfect man, even by her own account, yet she’s still entertaining the thought of a fling with a random from her gym. Sometimes you just can’t win.

    • Itzpat215 🏳️‍🌈⃠
      Itzpat215 🏳️‍🌈⃠ Před měsícem +3

      @Dapo Hopefully itll be spread all over and the bf will find out sooner. We just have to wait

    • SaviorGabriel
      SaviorGabriel Před měsícem +2

      The only winning move is not to play.

    • Kevin Bayer
      Kevin Bayer Před měsícem +6

      @SirDistic In this case probably more like, something new = exciting. Because she doesn't even know the dude (which is so fucked up) and going to the gym does not make you a "bad guy".

    • Paggles
      Paggles Před měsícem +5

      @SirDistic I guess lifting weights is a personality now.

    • Dapo
      Dapo Před měsícem +32

      She isn’t worth it and I hope her man sees this clip

  • American Paisa Returns
    American Paisa Returns Před měsícem +1

    She actually paid for that. 😂

  • Kenny Vengeance
    Kenny Vengeance Před měsícem +2

    him: i don’t have any children.
    her: that’s a red flag.

  • Lerian V
    Lerian V Před měsícem +3

    0:54 OMG! He hit the mic on her head 😱😱😲😲

  • Reese
    Reese Před měsícem +1

    5:10 man is speaking the truth from experiance.

  • Humphrey Linda
    Humphrey Linda Před měsícem +2

    I love you youtube channel bro... Keep pushing, you make guys like ourselves to improve our lives... Lol, I love the Future clips, especially the one that goes"she belongs to the streets "😂😂😂

  • Joe Brito
    Joe Brito Před měsícem

    being a comedian is probably the hardest job these days
    theres always someone in the crowd trying to ruin the show for everyone

  • Kamaru Usman p4p king
    Kamaru Usman p4p king Před měsícem +1

    What I find hilarious is that woman who got triggered by the comedian still paid to watch him do his thing😂😂😂 Why go to a comedy show if you're gonna get triggered. Let comedians do their job.

  • John Baldwin
    John Baldwin Před měsícem +3

    Another class upload. Loved the find Jesus quips!

  • Sulfuras
    Sulfuras Před měsícem

    🤣 oh lord bruh, that "that's why he's the goat" edit get me every single time. I love that man's energy. Haha 😄 🤣 😂 😆

  • Jokerss
    Jokerss Před měsícem +41

    Imagine yelling at a comedian because you’re offended and he offends you more 😂

  • qxANGELxp
    qxANGELxp Před měsícem +1

    She the type of lady who speaks very aggressively, practically yelling, trying to get a point across, smacking her hands, turning her chin way up, and making wide eyes.

  • SlewedHydra
    SlewedHydra Před měsícem +1

    Ah, the posing as a sergeant is genius. Hell, I would have helped them as an actual sergeant.

  • AvyScottandFlower
    AvyScottandFlower Před měsícem +68

    She accidentally boosts his career better than any friend could
    Lol the jokes write themselves with these people
    Sheesh, lady...

  • FractalPrism
    FractalPrism Před měsícem +2

    one gf i was with for a while, out of the blue tells me "i met a guy online (and despite never having met in person) and we're in love"
    it was clearly some infatuation and not 'love' and i foolishly 'didnt want to lose her', so i took the reigns and told her the truth
    "you dont love this guy, you barely know him, you're being stupid, but if you want to be with some internet rando then go for it and good luck"
    she saw that she was being dumb and stopped moving in that direction. the tactic worked and we remained together for a while longer
    but in reality she was already checked out to even consider being flirted with, let alone allowing anyone to holler at her like that, our interaction stopped soon after bc i dont want someone who doesnt want only me.
    the point? dont try to course correct a girl who is being dumb even when you can see through the bullshit, just let her go and move on with your own path

    • Callan C
      Callan C Před měsícem

      @Shyl Patel Dont forget that pain brother. Dont let it consume you either but keep it in the back of your mind for motivation

    • Shyl Patel
      Shyl Patel Před měsícem

      @Callan C facts bro! Same shit happened to me and I was a dog trying to correct her feelings saying its just temporary....she ended up kissing that guy lol and then proceeds to blame me cause I wasn't manly enough and wasn't sexually satisfied by me.

    • Callan C
      Callan C Před měsícem +1

      facts bro. If she really loves you then she should feel sick at the idea of entertaining other men. If shes intrigued by it then chances are the relationship actually ended weeks if not months ago.

  • Xashy
    Xashy Před měsícem +53

    "There's nothing you can say to me, I haven't said six inches from the mirror".
    Damn that hits a bit close to home.

  • SLP Supreme
    SLP Supreme Před měsícem +1

    1:08 as a black man I laughed

  • Great Drums
    Great Drums Před měsícem

    That last one made me realize how flimsy these women are. Perfect example of no impulse control..

  • Mahfouz
    Mahfouz Před měsícem +60

    The last one is actually sad. I feel bad for the bf of hers. Thinking about leaving for someone that doesn’t even know you exist? She’s not right in her head and bf deserves better.

    • Mahfouz
      Mahfouz Před měsícem +1

      @Callan C that’s why I said “bf deserves better”

    • Callan C
      Callan C Před měsícem +8

      She honestly ought to just end it immediately because that shit aint gonna work out in the long run if shes thinking like that. But lets be real she wont end it, shell cheat on him for a couple weeks then do something to get caught on purpose

  • Jonathan McKaye
    Jonathan McKaye Před měsícem +1

    6:26 bro is fighting demons 💀

  • Panselaclips
    Panselaclips Před měsícem +1

    no comedian has made me laugh ever. but this is funny. Im crying laughing rn.

    • I prefer to be anonymous
      I prefer to be anonymous Před měsícem

      You must be watching some shitty comedians then. Cause there are a lot of great ones out there.

  • Freeman
    Freeman Před měsícem +1

    4:10 I would save him saying ,,Man, I know better one - women's rights"

  • LazyLife IFreak
    LazyLife IFreak Před měsícem +48

    I don't want to have a kid until I got my own shit under control, I ain't got no government to bail me out of every problem I face, I don't get to take away half of her shit nor do I get to leech off her salary for +20 years. That's why I don't have kids, I don't want that kind of threat looming over my head.

    • TheManOnTheWall GammaIrradiatedShells
      TheManOnTheWall GammaIrradiatedShells Před měsícem

      She was the Websters definition of the word stupid. She deserves to be made into a muppet emoji.

    • Dapo
      Dapo Před měsícem +5

      I think a lot of women who display ratchet behavior think like the woman in the clip, that children out of wedlock is a sign of responsibility for a man. This is why we have Nick Cannon, Future, and NBA Youngboy who damn near have as many baby mamas as they have fingers. And women keep flocking to them

  • I've been BAMBOOZLED
    I've been BAMBOOZLED Před měsícem

    She hurt her own feelings. He just rolled with it. 😆

    PPP SSS Před měsícem

    When i was in ny early 20s, i got catfished by a girl i met online.
    I thought i was talking to a petite, smoking hot Puerto Rican chick from the Bronx.
    When i saw her walking down my block, i could see that she was close to my height, and 200 pounds heavier than i am, the exact opposite of her photos.
    When she got within 5 feet of me and said hello, i almost gagged from the strong oder of bile, due to her having an eating disorder.
    She asked to use my bathroom so we went inside, and i could hear her vomiting.
    I was stunned, and then it dawned on me that i mightve been stuck with her for hours if i tried to be nice.
    Thats when i became soo pissed off, and told her she had to get the f**k out my home, and im walking her to the bus to make sure she definitely got on it.
    She started crying on the way to the bus stop, but i had zero empathy, because of how deceitful she was by tricking me into sharing intimacy, and tricked into growing emotions for a complete lie.

  • Dan Mcclellan
    Dan Mcclellan Před měsícem +33

    WTF ?? Because this man is a responsible man!! Red flag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😢

    • SaviorGabriel
      SaviorGabriel Před měsícem +3

      Better to be a red flag than a white flag, I say.

    • Callan C
      Callan C Před měsícem +4

      Red flag for those 304s because it means they cant get child support out of him easily.

  • Deplorable Okie
    Deplorable Okie Před měsícem +10

    “Should I get back with her?”
    *as she runs to him half naked and with a home cooked plate of food*
    Too late, bro. You’re done.

    • No
      No Před měsícem +2

      It’s been 3 years lowkey there’s no point 😭

    • Dapo
      Dapo Před měsícem

      He should just pump and dump

  • large doggo
    large doggo Před měsícem +19

    the heckler “calling out” the comedian gave me so much second hand embarrassment.

  • Felix Cruz
    Felix Cruz Před měsícem +1

    That comedian burn that heckling girl to a crisp after she started talking s#*t to him about racial jokes when he didn't do and said nothing to her, he destroyed her in the end.

  • MildTabascofries
    MildTabascofries Před měsícem

    “I got four more in the chamber” is my favorite line

  • Simmons The 3rd
    Simmons The 3rd Před měsícem +1

    6:00 I just love that that guy passed a chick track about Jesus!!!