Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form | Unraveled BONUS

  • čas přidán 11. 11. 2019
  • Death Stranding has some wild characters, but this isn't the first time Hideo Kojima has had fun with names. Now, you can find your own Kojima name with the help of Brian David Gilbert's Kojima Name Generator. You can download the generator here:
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Komentáře • 4 031

  • Polygon
    Polygon  Před 25 dny +2416

    You can download the name generator here:
    And when you're done, please post your explanatory monologue, or else how will I know who you are? - The Lewd Improvisationman

    • EnigmaticRPG
      EnigmaticRPG Před 4 dny

      Name's Liquid Retriever... It started as a joke, a put down even, only it soon came to light that I'm who you go to when liquids need moving. Delicate samples that need handling? Fish that need relocating? Can I get you a drink? Oh, they don't sell that anymore, but I know a place. Don't sweat it, I'll be back in a jiffy! ...and ignore that guy saying I'm some kinda succubi. I'm only interested in getting liquids *for* you, not *from* you!

    • Fi the eevee
      Fi the eevee Před 7 dny

      Or... SmallspacesChairLeg

    • awes0meaxel
      awes0meaxel Před 7 dny

      Hi, I’m Big Cancer Dog, and if you’re wondering how I
      got this name, well, let me tell you. I had a dog once. He was my partner, my confidant, my best friend.
      He was also big, massive. Well, he's not around no more. The night he died, I nearly drank myself to death.
      Wish i succeeded, too. Three days later, when they found me in a dumpster, they told me what I have done.
      I killed fitty men while i screamed about my dog. Cut em to pieces and skinned em alive. I wish i remembered that

    • JBPuffin
      JBPuffin Před 10 dny +1

      Nervous Linguist. "You ever have twenty people listening to your every word, their lives in the balance, while you barely know either language? No? I bet you'd have been nervous, too. They trained me for Russian, but I got stuck in Ukraine, and things got sticky with them and the Poles. Next thing I know, I'm the lead diplomat and frantically studying both languages, and let me tell you: I went to school for a year to learn one. By the end of those three months, I could argue with philosophers in all three AND English.

      "Was I nervous? You bet. But, more importantly, I'm alive *now*, which should tell you all you need to know about my skills. Now get up, sukinsin; we've got a president to save."

    • John Smith
      John Smith Před 10 dny +2

      Brian, I got "The Fine Hornyteenager". Why did you do this to me Brian. Why.

  • Rachel
    Rachel Před 4 hodinami

    "Singing Molly" as a Horny Name is not too bad........these are also just great internet pseudonyms

  • Carlos Eduardo
    Carlos Eduardo Před 4 hodinami +1

    Hi i'm Handcrafting Substance but you might know me as The Big Washed my Clothesman, and if you're wondering how i got this names, well, let me tell you. Once, when i was a mere Carrots Student i watched a very cool video about some Improvisationman who had done a Kojima name generator, but in that time i was going through a lot, and even loving the video, i didn't had the time to discover my own Kojima Name, but i planned something that wiped my problems away... I still can hear their sceams echoing: "No Superfluid Chainsaw, dont do it! you can't finish it by yourself!" But i could, and i've done it, my former classmates now call me "The Drones" but doing that took me everything...
    Since then i've ben away from University... for vacation, and as i got some time i created thoose names, and enjoyed this wonderful video again, which made me, even with all The Virtual Rejection, and delay, really really happy. And now that you know my history you too can call me how my close friends do, and now Walking Basset is going away doing his thing, because y'all know i'm good as hell when it comes to Walking.

  • Spinico
    Spinico Před 5 hodinami

    I got an Occupational Name, and it's pretty damn accurate:

    Honest Idler

  • Jonathan Hancock
    Jonathan Hancock Před 10 hodinami

    What on earth! I have a twin brother and after rolling a 12 I now know the truth..... I am his clone, meant to destroy him!!! Thank you Brian for opening my eyes to my true calling.....

  • Lord Framebreak
    Lord Framebreak Před 13 hodinami

    i am Fat naked Cat, i got this name, because despite my weight i stealthed through a bank robbery.

  • Joshua Hancock
    Joshua Hancock Před 13 hodinami

    Oh no....... I guess I am now to be called by: “Old Naked Basinji”

  • Squigglefigeon
    Squigglefigeon Před 17 hodinami

    Violent Name: The Uranium Scholar Man

  • Gremlins Wrath
    Gremlins Wrath Před dnem

    thank you, im glad to free myself and embrace my new name as Big Cancer Sheep

  • milk
    milk Před dnem

    I had one name: The Pissing Myselfman

  • Dungeons & Drawgans
    Dungeons & Drawgans Před dnem

    Hey, I'm Blake Improvisationman.

    I was almost a normal person, until I was injected with cells from Brian David Gilbert, becoming his evil half twin, constantly struggling between being me and being him.

  • Rewgge
    Rewgge Před dnem

    please refer to me as the "Hentai odyssey man" from now on

  • The_Dragon_42
    The_Dragon_42 Před dnem

    The Bad Artman, could be worse.

  • Rachel W
    Rachel W Před dnem

    Ah yes, 'tis I, Old Solid Cat.

  • Biofan813
    Biofan813 Před dnem

    I mean, Diehardman does kinda make sense.... 90hrs in.

  • GaleGames
    GaleGames Před dnem

    The Oblivion Man
    Would it be wrong to change that to woman lol

  • Tuesdeay S
    Tuesdeay S Před dnem

    my name is; Slept Okay

  • ***** ********
    ***** ******** Před 2 dny

    "The old irreparable damageman"
    I'm happy with that

  • flamealana
    flamealana Před 2 dny

    Big Cancer BlackCat, oof

  • Hannah Seling
    Hannah Seling Před 2 dny

    My name is The Lying. Other epiphets include, but are not limted to: Apathetic Learner, Naked Scottish Fold, Anything Reading, Unsanitary Knives, Listened to Music. This is all weirdly accurate,

  • Tobias P
    Tobias P Před 2 dny

    I just got The Spider

  • RainStorm Rose
    RainStorm Rose Před 2 dny

    I spent two hours of my useless life doing this damn worksheet SEVEN times, so I dunno, might as well use 'em. Gas Owlman and The Pervy Storytellerman are my personal favourites.

  • Ele
    Ele Před 2 dny

    i'm stuck on number three because i don't know who kurt russell is

  • Molly Hunter
    Molly Hunter Před 3 dny

    BDG back at it again with the complicated forms that I have already download and am currently filling out

  • Robert Karaitis
    Robert Karaitis Před 3 dny

    My Kojima name is The Gunman. Spot on.

  • Onyx
    Onyx Před 3 dny

    I liked Started Arecordingman

  • Mosst Ghost
    Mosst Ghost Před 3 dny

    it’s me, Spiders Needles
    or alternatively, Taurus “Lickable” Collieman

  • But why
    But why Před 3 dny

    Hi, I'm Eat, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I ate.

  • Peach B33ch
    Peach B33ch Před 3 dny

    Now I had to do this 6 times and lemme tell you. I feel so attacked right now. Highlights are "The Betrayalman" and "Liquid Bunny" though I really can't help but feel "Holy Tanktreads" might have suited me better...

  • Timothy Marks
    Timothy Marks Před 3 dny

    Aquarius Papillon. I actually kind of like that name.

  • alli alli bo balli
    alli alli bo balli Před 3 dny

    For now on I'd like everyone to address me as Big Plasma Cashierman

  • Jenna Hall
    Jenna Hall Před 3 dny

    Hi, I'm The Writing Filer, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well let me tell you. I fancy myself a bit of an author, working on short stories mostly but eventually building up to a novel-length work someday, when I'm not helping out in the office of my dad's machine shop.

  • Bro123
    Bro123 Před 3 dny +1

    *The Old Wet Gamer*

  • Yagiza San
    Yagiza San Před 3 dny

    Hi, I am Old Fantasist Artist, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I am as good of an artist as I am old, though it might be a lie, since I can't stop lying. You might also know me under the alias Ant-toner Artist or Crooked Liquid Dog, but only very close friends call me Naked Lickable Dog. You might also have heard of the (very cool) name The Conscious Nightmare-man, those who fears me call me that.

  • Chef Boyardee
    Chef Boyardee Před 3 dny

    Hello yes I am The Big Disobedient Square, and yes that does describe me perfectly and yes you can only call me by this name now.

  • Gravelord Neko
    Gravelord Neko Před 3 dny

    I am 'Artillery Rock'

  • Lagger777 -
    Lagger777 - Před 3 dny

    I created my name and it was Salted Dagger Gauss Rifles-man

  • HisNeverland
    HisNeverland Před 3 dny

    Why did you need to know our maximum carrot capacity?

  • Emily K.
    Emily K. Před 3 dny

    My names:
    Annex Dreamer
    The Big Not Amounting to Anything -man
    Labour Waste -Man
    Labour Gaming
    Old Elvis Presley Dreamer
    Annex Dreamer

  • tayfga15
    tayfga15 Před 3 dny +1

    Old Kind Student does actually sound like a Kojima character

  • MrNaevus19
    MrNaevus19 Před 3 dny

    Dart Tank-man. Yes that is my name. Fight me. Or don't

  • marcogashlong
    marcogashlong Před 4 dny

    this is an amazing one-time game to play at a party

  • madiweeb
    madiweeb Před 4 dny

    "Sore Harpoon Spider"
    Somehow I knew my greatest tangible fear would make it into my name.

    • PorkinsDLX
      PorkinsDLX Před dnem

      harpoons are scary AF like a giant needle! no thanks

  • Cari Stars
    Cari Stars Před 4 dny

    I’m deadass about to use this to choose a new name

  • jackie the neko
    jackie the neko Před 4 dny

    my fking name is the yellow skulls higgs man

  • Guido Russo Heck
    Guido Russo Heck Před 4 dny

    PAZ (Peace on spanish)
    CHICO (little and kid in spanish)

    he is been doing this from ages ! haha i love him

  • Simon  Berzl
    Simon Berzl Před 4 dny

    Liking them nails though absolute power move

  • Embargo Burguês
    Embargo Burguês Před 4 dny +1

    Occupational Name (Main): Horny Sociopath Writer.
    Cool Name: Say Sike God
    The Name: The Height
    Alright, sounds pretty accurate.

  • GoingGrey
    GoingGrey Před 4 dny

    From now on, you must all refer to me as "Old Hypodermic Needle Coriolis Effect". No exceptions.

  • Rozalynn Chesebro
    Rozalynn Chesebro Před 5 dny

    "Joy Division" is an odd way of saying "David Bowie."

  • Shadowkunakari
    Shadowkunakari Před 5 dny

    Solid Cockapoo

  • Seneca Gordon
    Seneca Gordon Před 5 dny

    My name is big wink timeman

  • Jukebox Fandango
    Jukebox Fandango Před 5 dny

    My name's Umbrella Bomb. I bet you're wondering why that's my name. Well, I don't want to be stabbed by an Umbrella, and I think Bombs are cool.

  • Zion Suppasan
    Zion Suppasan Před 5 dny +1

    "Sex Enema"

  • A S
    A S Před 5 dny

    Hmm. Yes. Shallow and pedantic.

  • Teavis
    Teavis Před 5 dny

    The Poop Shootman.
    Oh no

  • Mackseat Gaming
    Mackseat Gaming Před 5 dny

    I like how Emily just got her own name 😆 the rolls! They are unkind to some!

  • Griffin Phobia
    Griffin Phobia Před 5 dny

    Hi, I'm Impression Purell, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you...

  • FunDip
    FunDip Před 5 dny

    "The Fine Loneliness" ... nice

  • Saphron
    Saphron Před 5 dny

    My violent name is Blackhole Chainsaw and my horny name is Cancer Cat.