Clumsy (ft. Wolfychu)

An Emi/Wolfy collab is what I live for honestly 😭♥️

BF: "Emily...can you hear me?"
Emily: "Yes...best friend. Where are my pickles? Are they safe? Are...they alright?"
BF: "It seems, in your clumsiness, you droped them."
Emily: "I-I couldn't have! They were whole...I FELT IT!"
Emily: "NOOOOOO!"

It's so sad hearing her talk so optimistically about 2020, and then it's just heartbreaking once she gets into her tour plans.
"I promise it'll be a blast and a half."

you would make a good woobie in an anime or something.

I feel you. I'm a tall gangly guy and a klutz. I work in a lab with biohazardous material for a living and I can not tell you the number of "potential" exposures to untested human blood I've had simply by banging my hand against a metal corner on accident or something. I've lost count. Where a pretty clean area so my tests always come back negative but shit it sucks.
You bleed in the lab, you get 3 blood tests a baseline test right after exposure, one at 6 weeks and one at 6 months post exposure.
Another piece of oversharing for you, you'll never see thanks to me watching an old video.
Thanks CHclip algorithm!

Sounds like Emily was made to be a female protagonist in an anime:
- so *clumsy*
- but magically can walk in heels (transformation sequence)
- likes pink and love
- wears thigh high stocking on the daily
- older brother gives her a clumsy nickname (like toya from ccs)

Emily: talking about how she’s a clumsy*
20 seconds later:
*the pickles*

At least you never slid of stage in a school musical. I was in west side story and during opening night show I was supposed to run off stage and I slipped and slid. Made a lot of nice seeing I slid into the prop table.

Oh my god, when I heard that Wolfy had a clumsy incident of running into someone else’s car I immediately just laughed since this happened to me once! Though I didn’t actually get into the car.
My boyfriend and I were heading out of a Mexican restaurant and I wasn’t paying attention to which truck door I opened. When I looked inside, it was a random lady and I just apologized profusely while my boyfriend and I just laughed hysterically at my mistake. Luckily, she and her husband didn’t mind, but it’s just so funny and a relief to know that I am not the only one that did something like this😅

4:20 two words: add mustard
4+: And clean your wound
You're welcome 😊

homegirl. goes to her friend's house. to open a pickle jar. the dedication.

jesus, can this girl be any more like an IRL anime character?

I was clumsy when I was really young. But then when I was around 3ish I tripped while running and fell face first into a brick wall. Leaving a dent of the wall in my forehead for several days. I believe that to be the point when I started learning to be less clumsy because I remember hearing something about me almost snapping my neck. And now I pretty much never fall over or bump things. So all in all I think I did pretty well in improving in this area.

I can so relate to this video on a whole level. I'm so clumsy that even though I work at my desk all day 6 days a week, I still walk into it everyday. Though somehow also have never broken a bone (though I have sprained my wrist...twice), and I'm currently trying to heal a bruise that is under my nail (I have no answers to that one). And yet I too seem to be so much better in heels, to the point I can walk effortlessly even whilst carrying multiple boxes - it's just bizarre!

that thing with running into a screen door actually happened to me when I was a kid. Me and my family were visiting out family in the Berkshires (my aunt and uncle had a lake house there, with a boat and everything. They have/had another house as well), and they had this porch where we would eat dinner. the door to the porch was clear, and one night I was taking my plate in and I just rammed into the door. I was a bird that night. On a slightly different note, one time I had just stepped out onto the house I grew up in’s barely-a-porch porch, and a bird suddenly rammed into the glass on the door. I felt so bad. I have more strange yet interesting stories, but you don’t care, so I won’t.
Have a great dawn/morning/midday/noon/afternoon/evening/dusk/night/midnight/day/week/month/year/decade/century/millennium/epoch/period/era/eon/life

"the older kids always made it look so easy"
Reminds me of that time in elementary school when some kids would sit on a fence
When I tried it I leaned to far back, spun around the fence bar I was sitting on and hit the back of my head against the stone step the fence was standing on
Got my second laceration from that
I think I got three total in my life, but don't ask me what the third one was, have no idea
Maybe it were only two, who knows

Everything here makes you 100% more awesome.

Okay, so for the banister story, I have actually successfully slidden down one! In fact, me and four of my friends did it together once in a park. It was relatively cool that night, so I was wearing a skirt over leggings and a jacket. Two of my friends were wearing workout shorts, and the other two were wearing jeans. After a while, we decided to head back and the two friends with jeans noticed something…
There were holes in their jeans. The banister had ripped their jeans and we had to try and hide it from their parents as we all went back in. I still think about it sometimes because no one else ripped their pants, just them

I just heard the most tragic story ever.
Poor Emily, she didn’t get her pickles

I love how she cares about her pickles more than the fact she is bleeding 😂

Ok, I'm convinced. Emily is a real life anime character.

Lol I went to a roller skating place in one of my summer programs before for a field trip. Honestly, it was awesome and I really enjoyed it (mainly because everyone was saying I was really good and was a natural ;) but I liked speeding along and I didn’t use the brakes because usually when I use them, often I’m going fast so I just sort of skid and slip. But the skating place I went to had like the walls like Emily mentioned so I just used them. But sometimes I wasn’t paying attention or being careful so I fell a few times. ^^

I've been so much of a clumsy guy that I somehow managed to develop ways to fall/crash into something without taking too much damage. The trick is that never recieve the impact with the hand extended, it will more likely to break your arm, instead, use your shoulder and the opposite arm of the side you're falling on to be the first 2 point of contact. And always turn sideway when falling.

You both are still too cute and adorable with your clumsiness. Also with the pickle jar situation, you should have just asked your friend to come over to your place

Wow, how do I relate to a lot of this?
Alright-
I've slammed my legs/body into a table so many times that I'm surprised I haven't broken any toes, either kicking the leg of a table, chair, or just pulling my bedroom door into my toe cuz I'm not aware of my surroundings or myself.
Trying to get a snack after midnight feels like a 007/solid snake mission. Instead of people seeing me, it's me trying not to crash my whole body through a table or knocking over something. Literally mission failed.
I get too used to summer, when winter hits, ice pulls me back into reality. Once my dad and I were delivering food to my brother while he worked, I was gonna bring it in. I stepped out of the car and momentum from my step took me off my feet and the McDonald's bag that was for my brother goes soaring into the air. I landed right on my shoulder... the bag landed perfectly tho. My dad asked me if I was alright, after I gave confirmation he bursted out in laughter. I since then step flat foot on ice (that happened earlier this November btw)
Being clumsy doesn't stop at physical things, but also through speech. I have never been good at speaking, I've been in multiple speech classes due to not saying stuff right. I have messed up saying something than saying it actually right. One day I can speak a whole entire book, the next I can speak like I never said something in english ever. Like once in 6th grade ENGLISH class (of course it had to be english class), and the teacher asked us to say something with "e" at the end of the word that makes the vowel say its name, like game... I decided to use that example and raised my hand, and she called on me and I was gonna proudly give an example to the class and contribute to the topic... but that didn't happen cuz my brain decided to hit panic button EVEN THO I RAISED MY HAND. I started stuttering and eventually said, "g-g-gayyyyy?"... the whole class bursted out laughing, I was embarrassed, then the teacher said "it's not wrong being gay", like I know that but her saying it made it worse. It was not a good day for me.
I could've turned this comment into a video for myself but I don't know how to animate or art in general so imma just put it here... in a comment... of a video that's over a year old (from the time I posted this)
Thanks for reading this comment, I was bored writing this and it's currently 4 am, I have nothing better to do. Have a good day!

The worst things to experience in life:
- Getting robbed
- Being falsely accused of a crime
- No pickles in your sandwich

Okay, that car story had me laughing non-stop. If that happened to me I'd be absolutely mortified xD

I’ve always thought that teachers are really lame if they aren’t willing to be involved in games and activities. I think it’s really annoying when they give some fancy answer about how it’s their responsibility to make sure we are all safe. I wish my teachers were like Emily at the roller skating rink.

Remember guys, you don't have to go for extreme gym classes to open a jar. I have a tip for you! Did you know that you can open a jar with a teaspoon? Between a jar and a cap there is a uneven surface. You need to find the place where a spoon fits and then just hold it in the hole. Pull the arm of the spoon down while the flat part is still in a hole. Your jar is now open without using your muscles

being clumsy is a pain so I agree and sympathize with your pain.

Emirichu Gear.
Heels: +5 Style, +5 Confidence, +2 Anxiety.
Stockings/Knee Highs: +2 warmth, +3 Anime Girlishness.
Skirt: +3 cuteness.
Striped Sweater: +4 Style, +7 Spongebob References.
Overall very solid choices in the Human meta game and a wise choice in gear!

I was always really clumsy, but I eventually learned to just roll as I made impact with the ground and limit injuries.

I relate to you guys so much. I'm so clumsy that I can be simply walking and the next thing I know I'm face first on the ground

Your clumsiness is still adorable to me.

Yeah when I was a kid we went to a roller rink too. I could go super fast and move around/ dodge easily. But like her, stopping was an after thought. I used the bars at two ends of the rink to stop. I would literally ram these metal bars at full speed, because I didn't know how to properly slow down, every movement just sped me up. It was painful, but I kept doing that, because in my mind that was what I would have to do to roller skate. So I did that over hundreds of times when I was that age.

Emily’s clumsiness: you can’t defeat me
Emily: I know, but he can
High heels:

That pickle story legit made me tear up. If that happened to me I'm 100% sure I would have cried

this is way too relatable just the other day I tripped up the stairs in school and when I was walking away I heard someone say dude you lost your shoelace so I looked down to see my shoelace on my right foot was gone and I was so embarrassed I looked back at them and I said you can keep it and I sped off trying my best to keep my shoe from falling off. I seriously don't know how it happened but it managed to happen.

6:10 need I say more

i do rollerskating and its fun, i often see new people struggling to stop so i show them that you just slow down and go onto their almost tip-toes. and when its not super crowded then they can also slow down and land on one knee then the other (make sure not both at the same time!), or just one knee. make sure when your doing the second way that you're wearing knee pads and the first way make sure you have toe-stoppers. also its good to bend down a little bit so when you fall its not as big a crash and its not on the back of you (because you should be wearing knee pads), its best when you fall on your but that its one side and not both.

Emily's head/face: *exists*
floor: "I'm about to-"
Elevated surface: "hold my beer"

As a clutch I say: Don’t worry, it gets normal after 12 years.

I just realized that I’m pretty clumsy. I sort of have this type of clumsy cause I don’t only slip all the time, I drop absolutely everything. Like my sister would pass me, let’s say, a pen. I would receive it, then drop it almost immediately. Also I think fell a decent amount of times that I now know how to save my fall. Greatt

Actually something like wolfychu’s car story happened to me…
I was out shoe shopping with my grandma we had spent a few hours in the store so I was tired and hungry so I just ran to the nearest car that look like our car and I looked down on the ground of the passenger seat and there were literally like 5 gatorade bottles. Now my grandma is a health nut so there was no way those were hers. Also on the way to the shoe store there were no Gatorade bottles on the floor they were also like five fishing rods in the back and my grandmother was about to start the car and I said this is not our car I guess she was in a deep though about what food we were going to eat that she didn’t notice all the trash on the ground after we jumped out of the car and close the doors and hoped no one noticed that we had gotten into someone else’s car she said I kind of knew that wasn’t our car the rims were dirty and to this day I’m still wondering how all she noticed were the rims of the car….. not the Gatorade bottles not the fishing rods the rims!!!
I can’t even believe that happened (°□°;)
edit:( she was getting the keys out of her bag the key was not in the lock cylinder)
The lock cylinder is what you put the key in to start the car

I had my sandwich with no pickles that day...tragic!
Girl you are so funny you had my rollin! 😂😂😂

time for Emirichu branded pickles!!!

The damge my legs have gone throw bc of my clumsyness makes me wonder how i can still walk at this point .
Heres a simplfied list :
5 burns (on my legs)
Sprainged my ankles 6 times and once had to get a cast and once i came back home i saw a new trampolien , tragic.
Slit my knees bc i fell on glass
Cant even count the amount of times i scraped my legs from falling (*☻-☻*)
Moral of the story my legs are indstructable and you could never

You know it's bad when you are opposite from everyone else in terms of clumsiness.

I can relate to you more than I thought, because I am pretty good with heels and I have never broken a bone either which I’m surprised of bc I have been thru many painful things especially with my feet lol

Hey Emily, I can totally relate to those pickles absolutely having to be in the sandwitch. *I FRICKIN' LOVE THEM TOO!!!*

Emily: **initiates movement**
Her clumsiness: _I am going to prevent this woman's locomotion._

I can relate so much. I too am extraordinarily clumsy(If that is a word). Even had many hospital visits although that was because of my lack of judgements.

I remember coming to university with a bit of hangover and when I decided to go to restroom and tried to push to open a door in a class, it didn't open. I was so confused why it wouldn't open, but then I realized I had to pull it🤦. It was kinda embarrassing, but hey. I think my classmates had a bit of fun by watching my dumb ass

My biggest clumsy moments include:
-Deciding I could skateboard and proceeding to need a wrist brace for 2 months when I learned that I could not, in fact, skateboard.
-Knocking over a section of fencing around a football field while lining up for the pregame show in marching band. I knew I looked like a fool and everyone was looking at me so I just panicked and said "good morning" at 5pm and then gave up on life.

Emily’s first vid of 2020: Talks about her being a clumsy hot mess
2020: Literally if the term “Hot Mess” was a year
Coincidence, I THINK NOT

Emily: *runs up hardwood stairs*
Everyone: *"why are you running?"*

Heres a little fact about Heels: They were develop for military porpuse, they were use by Persan soldiers. They were use to gain stability while using bows, and during horse riding, so, i understand why you can stand easly on heels

Yeah I'm a clumsy guy and I relate to this video on a unholy level

I can relate so much to this like I have hit my knees on every single corner in my entire house

I'm so clumsy my dad even believed I started a fire. Let me explain, so me, my sister and mum saw a fire down the street and my smart mother decided that we were going to have a drink directly in point of view where the fire was (I know pretty smart). So my mum said, "Lets take a photo and send it to your dad." (Implying how clumsy I am). We didn't end up sending a photo, but as soon as we got home we spoke to my dad and my sister said, "(my name) started a fire." She started ranting on that there was this candle shop and I knocked over a burning candle (which I did not) and started the fire. And since my mum was in on the "joke" my dad ended up believing it. But after that we said that it was a joke and we all laughed about it, but what my own sister said and I quote, "It wouldn't be more believable if I had started the fire than you had since you're so clumsy."
Is that all the evidence I need to be apart of the clumsy community?

Emily without stockings: No slip.
Emily with stockings: *Yuri On Ice*

these clumsy stories reminds me of: One time i was i sport class and i was gonna do a race with the fastest person in my class, so we started the race and the end was at the end of a wall. So then i was trying to go faster then the other person, but i ended up not being able to stop running on time so i *crashed against the wall*.
the pther person was laughing so loud from my crash, that they *fell on the ground from laughter*. this was super embaressing for me

here I am:
keep covering my mouth from laughing in front of my family

Having a sandwich with no pickles is the thing that starts amageddon.

Emirichu: i’ve been born with clumsiness since I was born
Me: i’ve been born with Marinette clumsiness so I feel you girl😭✋

7 braincells. Gotta send her to Harvard, she got more than the average person

Based on her and Wolfy's latest videos, this means she has either ran into a screen door more than once, or this was an homage to her and Daidus's relationship.. And I'm pretty sure I know what the answer is.

When I first tried Rollerskates, I was around 8, I had no protection gear to protect my knees and elbows. And... I made the worst mistake I could've done....
I went straight to the Asphalt.
And our roads aren't the best quality, and definitely NOT made for Rollerskates. I ended up bruising both knees and both of my elbows and scratched a majority of my hands and legs. Thankfully nothing else.

‘Listen! I ABSOLUTELY NEEDED these Pickles! It was NON NEGOTIABLE!’
Lol I feel yah, girl, same 😂

8:40 i can relate so much by this one scene

Nobody:
Emirichu with high heels: *Do not question The Elevated One*

I am also a clutz. I also have never broken or fractured anything (I really don't know how) so this is a clutz story people still ask me about because I now have a scar on my right leg. I was a competitive figure skater for about 4 or 5 years. But when I was 9 or 10 I was practicing my routine and fell really hard. Everyone was watching my head which is normal, but then I felt as if something was leaking out of my leg. I got done and went to to take off my tights when I saw that a small section of my tights were stained red. So I took it off flipping and there was blood like all over one section of my leg. It turns out, that while falling the toe pick (the sharpest part of the blade) stabbed into my skin for a second while I had my eyes closed and everyone else (my coach at the time and my mom) were watching my head! I should've gotten stitches or something put over it but nope just a band aid and ice. So yea now I have like a 3 inch long scar on my leg for being a clumsy fool. (It doesn't hurt it is just annoying to look at and know exactly how I got it) Sorry about how long it is!

The pickle jar story is such a mood! Back in 6th grade as I was running to get my sandwich lunch I tripped and hit my head on the metal door way of the classroom. Then I didn't cry till I thought I couldn't have my sandwich cuz I was going to the hospital for my concession. 😅

That pickle story hit me HARD! Hit me like a wrecking ba- SEMI-TRUCK!

There's a slopes barrier next to our basement stairs that my sister and I used to love sliding down. We're too big for it to be a fun ride now, but wow did we enjoy it back then!

Emirichu is basically when you play a game for the first time but dont know how to use the controls

Lesson Learned:
If you’re clumsy, you’ll probably get more clumsy.

Slides down banister
Lands on Face
Sprains Ankle
You, are amazing.

I love how she censors the swears.

Press F to Pay Respect for fallen pickles

"I was too small to climb the banister"
My life in a *nutshell.*

Can't we just have a moment of silence for the pickles 😔

Let’s have a moment of silence for Emily’s pickles

Lol that’s why the “banister” were made TO PERVENT YOU FROM FALLING

This summer I went on holiday and I have a umm, clumsy story. It was the middle of the night and I was so thirsty so I wanted to get my ice cold and frozen water bottle. I got up out of my bed, tiptoed down the stairs and on the second step, before the bottom step I fell and hurt my ankle because I couldn't see and I missed the bottom step when I woke in the morning my parents asked me if I had woken up in the night.

HECK YEAH NEVER BROKEN A BONE CLUB!

she's right about drawing more, lot's of free time at home to do so xD

sometimes I think im a little too clumsy, then I remember this video.

Emily is that one Simpsons character who kept falling in the rat traps in the episode the boy who knew too much

something similar happened to me once,when i was a very stupid child around 8 (now im 14) i was running out of the school playground to my dad’s car then i tripped , the school was very old built around 1900,so the ground was old and covered in sharp edges, when i fell i scraped my knee at a bad angle it tore of the skin and exposed the bone beneath it

Honestly, you saying "but my pickles" is exactly what my sister and I would do there as well

Being completely honest, my family has the trait of being clumsy. Sometimes, i’m just running and having fun, and i get bruises out of nowhere, i slip a little, i tend to knock stuff over by accident, i guess i hurt my sister once because of it. So being clumsy SUCKS…

i know I shouldn't be laughing but the first part made me laugh FOR WAYY TOO LONG

one time me and my friend had a sleepover at my house, and we were watching funny vids. I went to go get something to eat-
See, there's these stairs that lead into the kitchen... there are only like 3 stairs... but *obviously* like the clumsy *frick* I am, I slipped on the step
The funniest thing was, though, that all I did was say 'ow' and then I got up and walked up the stairs as though nothing happened

I remember when I hit my elbow at the corner of the table really hard and I dramatically kneeled and fall over like one of those death animation in a game, and I remember vaguely hearing the snake death sound in my mind

"A letter?"
"Could it be?!"
*Emirichu got invited to Super Smash Bros Ultimate*

Nobody can compete with my dangerous level of clumsy. I can walk and randomly hit the wall and trip up on the floor face flat. I just fall on air like a horror movie character

Also,by the way, The idea for how to stop is trying to do the splits (opening your feet as wide as possible)

I understand how it feels to be clumsy it so hard.

This reminds me of one time where I dropped my books and when I picked them up I'D DROP MORE and this cycle never ended until I set my books down