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I beat Elden Ring and now don't know what to do with my life

  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2022
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Komentáře • 2 906

  • zanny
    zanny  Před 8 měsíci +852

    Thank you to Project Orochi for supporting the channel! Check them out projectorochi.com/zanny #ad

    • Zoltonn
      Zoltonn Před 3 měsíci

      Zanny please im begging you what is the helmet at 15:41

    • blake brouwer
      blake brouwer Před 7 měsíci +1

      I think there's more than one ending Zanny

    • Space Tree
      Space Tree Před 7 měsíci +1

      Have u done the gargoyls

    • William Yumoto
      William Yumoto Před 7 měsíci +1

      Zanny on my third watch through of this video I noticed something, when you were at malekith's place, did you kill Alexander pot. You better not have.

    • TLLC
      TLLC Před 7 měsíci

      Remember battlefront

  • Old Man Wolffe
    Old Man Wolffe Před 8 měsíci +7683

    I got elden ring, beat margit on my third try, was like, “oh, this game is easier than I thought”, and then got beat up by godrick for the next few days. Turns out I was overlevelled for margit.

    • Hi I'm Gib
      Hi I'm Gib Před 9 dny

      @Cs3k3 bro I got piss godfrey first try and morgott like 5th, radahn took me like 8-10.
      and Godrick took me 2... But bro how the fuck did you get Margit 1st try? I legit spent the first 15-20 hours of the game roaming Limgrave trying to find shit that could help me kill him.

    • Cs3k3
      Cs3k3 Před 9 dny

      Margit and Godrick first try, Rennala third (I used magic, fck me), Godfrey (ghost) took me a good 10 tries, now stuck on Morgott and Radahn. Send help.

    • Hi I'm Gib
      Hi I'm Gib Před 19 dny

      Bro I got stuck on Margit, got intimidated by Godrick, then killed him on my 3rd try.
      I killed Rennala on a lucky run where I didn't get hit once, only took me a few tries to find out her attack patterns

    • Blue Bird Productions
      Blue Bird Productions Před měsícem

      I got godrick first try in every playthrough but I die to morgott so many times

    • Crunchy Mew
      Crunchy Mew Před měsícem

      @Jivasche actually i kinda blitzed both

  • luc jeb
    luc jeb Před 8 měsíci +1680

    zanny: *Complains about Moonveil*
    also zanny: *Hides his Rivers of Blood*

    • Spadesilver 90
      Spadesilver 90 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Lol to be honest both of these pales in Shadow step sword art Long Katana ~ I beat and dodged malenia with it and radogan couldn't even touch me.. thats when i knew this game Easiest souls like i've played.. shadow step has unlimited I frames if u keep continously dodging and be invisible.

      SMXISRAINP Před 4 měsíci +3

      @Szymon Komołowski ironic

    • Szymon Komołowski
      Szymon Komołowski Před 6 měsíci +28

      @Sauce Mohg, the omen is immune, but Mohg Lord of Blood IS weak to bleed.

    • n Khan
      n Khan Před 6 měsíci +19

      @Sauce im pretty sure mohg is actually weak to bleed damage
      edit: wait shit no i misread your comment

    • Sauce
      Sauce Před 7 měsíci +69

      He used it against “Mogh, the omen” (not to be mistaken with Mogh, Lord of blood) WHO IS IMMUNE TO BLEED DAMAGE

  • Quartz
    Quartz Před 8 měsíci +2150

    "He's probably running at malenia level 120 with a greatsword." This hit waaay to close to home

    • STITCH
      STITCH Před 2 měsíci

      @Nabil Aamarri you to raddahn: I will finish what you started!

    • Laary 7
      Laary 7 Před 2 měsíci

      Am halo greatspears

    • Laary 7
      Laary 7 Před 2 měsíci

      I was 150
      Then I said .......
      Then I was 190

    • Fabi
      Fabi Před 2 měsíci

      i think i was 170 or so
      and i had a greataxe (i tried with my colossal axe but had to switch to a faster weapon)

    • Alastor
      Alastor Před 3 měsíci +1

      I dunno, I beat Malenia with the godslayer greatsword.
      I was also level 173 but that isnt the point.

  • C B
    C B Před 14 hodinami

    Got to love the gatekeeping in Souls games, it went from the niche of:
    Yeah we'll bet you've never beaten a Souls game because they're soo hard.
    To now when they're very mainstream and people realise how beatable they are:
    Git Gud scrub bet you've never done a melee only, level 4, no armour, wretch build on NG+ 7.

  • Mister Watchman
    Mister Watchman Před 8 měsíci +476

    Frontsoft fan: No I’m nOT A GAte KeEpEr
    Zanny: said the liar

    • Dallas Hewitt 🎶
      Dallas Hewitt 🎶 Před 4 měsíci +11

      Lmfao 'said the liar' is one of my most quoted zanny moments XD

  • Anarchy
    Anarchy Před 8 měsíci +4794

    elden ring boss: "you can't win"
    zanny: "no but i can lose over and over"

    • Troy Dodson
      Troy Dodson Před 3 měsíci

      How many times do you WANT to win?

    • Shayaan ali
      Shayaan ali Před 4 měsíci

      @PseudoTrace fap*

    • Just Blonde
      Just Blonde Před 6 měsíci

      @Mohammad Salem I'm*

    • Crow305
      Crow305 Před 7 měsíci

      @PseudoTrace You're*

    • ASTRO
      ASTRO Před 7 měsíci

      Radagon, I've come to bargain

  • PrismKnight
    PrismKnight Před 5 měsíci +332

    I love how people saw Elden Ring, Fromsoft’s biggest Souls game and said:
    “Let’s use literally none of the game mechanics!”

    • Handle On A Fridge
      Handle On A Fridge Před měsícem

      @PrismKnight “ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em”

    • PrismKnight
      PrismKnight Před 3 měsíci +8

      @King Pickle mom

    • King Pickle
      King Pickle Před 3 měsíci +1

      @PrismKnight "You're"

    • Roger4991
      Roger4991 Před 4 měsíci +24

      @PrismKnight souls veterans be like: skip every good item, Ah hell just only use starting gear but not the samurai. And you are not allowed to pick up anything.
      If it’s in the game there is no wrong way to play, let these haters make a challenge for themselves

    • Immortal_Shrooms
      Immortal_Shrooms Před 4 měsíci

      @Moe yea i checked after and all my summons were still lvl 1, i forgot to upgrade them. but still, they ususlaly only do aggro and bareky do noticeable damage

  • Nekromonti
    Nekromonti Před 8 měsíci +105

    As a Fromsoft fan, just wanted to say thanks for giving this game a chance even after those pathetic gatekeepers did everything in their power to make you feel like you don't deserve to play it for some reason. I love to see more people enjoying the souls experience. As for people who say that using summons, magic or any other strategy doesn't count or makes you a worse player for some reason, just shut the fuck up. The challenge in this game is flexible, if you're just not willing to put in hours upon hours so you can beat a particularly difficult boss, but still want to play the rest of the game that's completely fine. Someone else having an easier time beating a boss shouldn't invalidate the self worth you got from beating it and you certainly shouldn't try to take away someone elses self worth for using those strategies. If you get angry at someone who uses a certain strategy, that's your problem not theirs.

    • Nekromonti
      Nekromonti Před 8 měsíci +8

      @Ri Doing Yeah. Weirdly enough the people actually doing challenges like that don't do it to make others feel bad. Mad respect to them though

    • Ri Doing
      Ri Doing Před 8 měsíci +9

      True words friend, if they follow that logic, then they should clear the game with a LVL 1 Wretch to "actually clear" the game.

  • Plaz
    Plaz Před 8 měsíci +223

    "behold, I made this weapon out of your dad"
    even when playing an entirely different game, you can never escape the clutches of Destiny 2

  • Dan B
    Dan B Před 7 měsíci +132

    When I heard “he’s probably running at malenia at level 120 with a greatsword” I immediately thought hang on a minute…I use a greatsword and I’m about to face malenia at around 119…
    :( how did he predict this?!
    I’m a casual guy so I’m not tilted with the whole “oh you used status effects or you used the ashes so it’s invalid” okay how you want. That’s how I’m doing it. :)

  • Adrian
    Adrian Před 8 měsíci +3690

    The implication of zanny's character always reawakening at the start of his journey every time he finishes it is actually horrifying as it implies he is forever cursed to wander the lands, always finishing in a different way but always awakening back, thinking it was all a dream, never finding true peace

    • Ben G
      Ben G Před 17 dny

      It’s kinda like Elden Ring Edge of Tomorrow

    • ItimLopes17
      ItimLopes17 Před 7 měsíci

      Maybe that's the peace he sought for so long

    • James Dexter IV
      James Dexter IV Před 7 měsíci

      @Adrian future Matpat over here

    • Ramy Mechta
      Ramy Mechta Před 7 měsíci

      @zanny your reply is at a funny boom boom number i cant like it, sry

    • Edgars Alpe-Lūks
      Edgars Alpe-Lūks Před 8 měsíci

      Check out Returnal - bullet hell roguelike.

  • Ross Flavelle-taylor
    Ross Flavelle-taylor Před 7 měsíci +47

    I liked everything about the final boss, especially the radagon portion expect for how big the elden beast arena is and how far away he runs.He not challenging so much as he is incredibly irrating. By the time I best the game I wasn't even that satisfied because I was so tired of chasing him around the arena for way longer than you should every try.

    • Antonio Sonntag
      Antonio Sonntag Před 9 dny

      The Elden Beast battle feels like it's meant to be fought on Torrent, but they forgot to enable the summon.
      Personally, I wish Marika was the 1st phase, and Radagon was the 2nd. That would be epic.

  • Rathknight0
    Rathknight0 Před 6 měsíci +17

    That's right, seeing you beat Malenia with mimic boy in tow inspired me to try her myself!
    I uhh, have a basic ass broadsword...

  • Tyberius McIntyre
    Tyberius McIntyre Před 6 měsíci +37

    zanny: *complains about moonveil users*
    also zanny: *complains about the gatekeeping community*
    best value sub i ever gave XD

  • Narcisis
    Narcisis Před 8 měsíci +59

    Ah yes beating a boss with in game mechanics that are working as intended is cheese. Makes sense bro.
    My drip: Drake Knight set with the Skeletal Mask helmet.

  • Thomas Godridge
    Thomas Godridge Před 8 měsíci +27

    This is so funny. The statue bit really got me. Thank you, Zanny.

  • JimJam
    JimJam Před 7 měsíci +38

    I beat the game with the moonveil, then the rivers of blood, and now I'm well on my way to beating it with dual colossal swords. The fun only stops when you want it to. This game is awesome.

  • Shadowcard
    Shadowcard Před 4 měsíci +9

    I’ve still been sitting outside the boss room for elden beast since the game released. I can’t even get the courage to attempt it because I don’t want it to end. So I get the feeling.

  • vedomedo
    vedomedo Před 6 měsíci +33

    Honestly the worst part about From Software fans are that they preach the good word of "THE GAMES ARE SO AWESOME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!!" and then if you don't play exactly like they want they say you suck, or that you cheese or whatever, in any case you're playing it "wrong".

    • Sebastian B.
      Sebastian B. Před 11 dny

      As with most fandoms, there is always the section of loud toxic assholes. And the bigger the community, the more noticeable they are, unfortunately :/

    • [つÔ3Ô]つ - Alduin, Eater of Worlds!!!
      [つÔ3Ô]つ - Alduin, Eater of Worlds!!! Před měsícem

      Not all FS fans are like that, I cheesed the heck out of this game on my first playthrough and I don't regret it one bit 😂
      But it still took me a week to beat Radagon ;-;

  • Killer Joy
    Killer Joy Před 8 měsíci +1316

    Zanny: “Behold I made this weapon out of your dad!”
    Me: “That is the most super villain statement I’ve heard all week!”

    • znk
      znk Před 8 měsíci +1

      me: you don't need to talk like this

    • Attakrus
      Attakrus Před 8 měsíci +1


    • Lucas Alkimim
      Lucas Alkimim Před 8 měsíci

      reminded me of monster hunter

    • Adrian Alavez
      Adrian Alavez Před 8 měsíci

      @Jacob Gibson o wtf 😂

    • Jacob Gibson
      Jacob Gibson Před 8 měsíci +4

      I remember doing something like that in skyrim, just showing up in full set dragon bone armor with sheild, pulling out my dragon bone blade and said, "Hey, all of this, is made from your cousins" or something along the lines of "Your nick name should be Dragon Wayne cause its obvious I am the one that killed your parents in that alley"

  • Firefight
    Firefight Před 8 měsíci +9

    12:01- my mom loved this song. But as a mother of 6 (5 of them younger than 18) she made my dad digitally cut out the second couple lines, and he did such a good job, I didn’t notice until I heard the song on the radio years later, and the first verse had an extra line about getting high.

  • Demonic Milkbag
    Demonic Milkbag Před 7 měsíci +8

    I'm truly am sorry the souls community is rampant toxicity. I and many others like me however welcome everyone with open arms! Excited to meet new people and discover things in these games together. I would love to see more content on Elden ring from you Zanny!

  • mabba
    mabba Před 7 měsíci +36

    For anyone who wants to steal Zanny's look:
    Skeletal mask
    Sanguine noble robe
    Twinned gauntlets
    Carian knight greaves

    • Amber Hernandez
      Amber Hernandez Před 5 měsíci +1

      @Smmk118 Full set:
      - Black Hood (Sage's Cave)
      - Blue Silver Mail (kill Albinauric archers/Latenna)
      - Godskin Bracers (Godskin Apostle drop in Divine Tower: Caelid basement)
      - Night's Cavalry greaves (Consecrated Snowfield)

    • Smmk118
      Smmk118 Před 5 měsíci

      Can't find the chestpiece at 15:49

    • Aaronlol
      Aaronlol Před 6 měsíci


    • Amber Hernandez
      Amber Hernandez Před 6 měsíci +1

      @Mexican Obama Marais Mask and Nox Swordstress armour for sure; the rest looks like Warrior Greaves and Nox Bracelets. Will edit if I find the right set.

    • Amber Hernandez
      Amber Hernandez Před 6 měsíci +3

      @Mohsin Sadique Malenia's Helm, Blue Silver chestpiece, and Drake Knight gauntlets and leggings.
      (Fixed it)

  • Fabi
    Fabi Před 2 měsíci +1

    5:53 OHHHH good to know
    man I always forget that you can dodge with the jump. i only used it for attacking
    but tbh i haven't found a boss where I needed to jumb or saw a attack that encouraged jumping (not counting on a horse)
    I could do it all with normal rolling

  • Paxton Meyer
    Paxton Meyer Před 8 měsíci +7

    OMG dude you got me dyeing at 8:42. High reward, no risk.

  • Frederico Sousa
    Frederico Sousa Před 8 měsíci +5

    I recommend the Tree Sentinel set, but with D's helmet from the twined set. Looks really good, all decked in gold like that. Plus, its one of the tankiest and most protective sets in the game.

    • Lynne Mullins
      Lynne Mullins Před 4 měsíci

      Either D's helmet or the consorts mask either way good idea bro

  • Jade jip
    Jade jip Před 7 měsíci +6

    It's great seeing how far he's come

  • xXTrueDahkneshXx
    xXTrueDahkneshXx Před 7 měsíci +7

    Zanny: this is the grandpa of the dragons!
    Lanseax: I’ll have you know I am the grandMA of the dragons

  • CairnWD
    CairnWD Před 8 měsíci +927

    Damn bro, you never release anything other than a banger

    • snowpawplays
      snowpawplays Před 4 měsíci

      @cmt you're right I'm not a fan I'm a aerator

    • cmt
      cmt Před 8 měsíci +2

      @Kevin Reilly tf's a true fan u either are a fan or not a fan

    • Kevin Reilly
      Kevin Reilly Před 8 měsíci

      @CairnWD Wow are you even a true fan?

    • NateAES
      NateAES Před 8 měsíci +14

      @CairnWD was a joke from his destiny video he posted a lil bit ago

    • CairnWD
      CairnWD Před 8 měsíci +2

      @NateAES bruh what?

  • Blue Storm
    Blue Storm Před 8 měsíci +32

    Hey you, you're finally awake.
    You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush, like us and that thief over there.

  • Corriethosaurus
    Corriethosaurus Před 6 měsíci +4

    Just discovered this channel about an hour ago, your vids are so good!

  • The epICEnter 3
    The epICEnter 3 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I love your quick edits to insert a reference joke! The whole video has a beginning, middle, and end as well. Very funny, keep it up. You inspire me bro

  • Someperson
    Someperson Před 5 měsíci +1

    Then... Zanny the Dreaming one went on to live thousands of lifetimes completing the same daunting task with his memory burned to ashes each time.

  • IL Pommy
    IL Pommy Před 8 měsíci +911

    Zanny: "I've beaten Melenia, as far as i'm concerned she was the final boss..."
    Radagon:"That's it, i'm gettin' me mallet"

    • Slick-Piccolo (AKA Sliccolo)
      Slick-Piccolo (AKA Sliccolo) Před 8 měsíci

      Radagon be like: *That's a Paddlin'.*

    • blip blop
      blip blop Před 8 měsíci

      Elden beast: right, where is zanny??

    • Cian Barry
      Cian Barry Před 8 měsíci

      @WingOfWar to the dragon shore

    • Snack
      Snack Před 8 měsíci +4

      I’m not useless I’m Eustace!

    • WingOfWar
      WingOfWar Před 8 měsíci +15

      I read that in a dwarvish voice.

  • IkWhereULive Idiot
    IkWhereULive Idiot Před 6 měsíci +2

    The push me to the edge, all my friends are dead, had me dying so hard

  • Evan Maxwell
    Evan Maxwell Před 7 měsíci +3

    I somehow managed to beat elden ring without breaking something but then again it broke me

  • Mas
    Mas Před 6 měsíci +6

    Hottake on the moonveil, i like it when you dont spam the ash of war and just use it to punish over aggresive builds/players. Overhead swing is good for knocking somone out of the air or teaching them about charge forth and the side swipe is just decent aoe.
    But you suck if you spam moonveil

  • MrPatamon
    MrPatamon Před 8 měsíci +3

    Since i dont know where to send you the Elden Bling, well i just put it here:
    -Radahn Soldier Helmet
    -Zamor Armor
    -Vagabund Knight Gauntlets
    -Perfumer Sarong
    My favorite Elden Bling Set, especially since including one of the Soldier Helmets in something other then the regualar set isnt all that easy.

  • nymphocat
    nymphocat Před 8 měsíci +966

    "You will receive your laugh in three to five business days" bruh, I received it instantly. That was a really good one, Zanny. The more elegant forme of "You got the whole squad laughing"

  • Giorno
    Giorno Před 29 dny

    Man your content is really entertaining, can't have enough of it

  • Kenpachi story_maker
    Kenpachi story_maker Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Was it all a dream?" zanny literally holding the final bosses weapon

  • lHunterYTl
    lHunterYTl Před měsícem

    "Behold! i made this weapon out of your dad"
    Zanny is a true destiny 2 player through and through

  • stefan petrovic
    stefan petrovic Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love you dude you always make smile. Never change zann man. 👍

  • John Reyn
    John Reyn Před 8 měsíci +666


    • Guitarded
      Guitarded Před 6 měsíci +7

      Taking an Arrow in the knee means they got married .

    • TheRiddler
      TheRiddler Před 8 měsíci +20

      Ah yes, the game where every single guard has taken an arrow in the knee

  • MemeHomey
    MemeHomey Před 27 dny

    I like how elden ring was so good it made his brain shut down from excitement

  • Blueveil
    Blueveil Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love that he used Moonveil and said that as if he was cheesing the last boss with it... and the boss is immune to all status effects (Such as Cold and Bleed) and has 80% Damage Reduction to Magic, actually being weak only to physical damage...

  • Marco Cave
    Marco Cave Před 8 měsíci +2

    Oh Man i really feel you!! I'm really dreading the day that I will finish this game.
    I really don't want to finish it, I'm visiting every single inch of the map to delay the end of the game as much as possible

  • Lankerton
    Lankerton Před 8 měsíci +7

    My friends and I found out that the god slayer weapons do more damage to the gods, who woulda thought?

  • D P
    D P Před 8 měsíci +458

    "Git gud"
    "If you didn't beat the boss the same way I did, you're bad"
    Every time.

    • AH silver
      AH silver Před 7 měsíci +27

      ignore the gate keeping clowns. let the minority screech the loudest in their circuses. this is coming from someone that always solos their first playthrough, thats just the way i like it.

    • some one
      some one Před 8 měsíci +8


  • june
    june Před 8 měsíci +3

    your videos have been helping me cope with the heartbreak ive been going through, thank u soo much zanny

  • Hihiolb
    Hihiolb Před 7 dny

    this game was sooo good, it was the first one i tried kinda speedruns for the first time ever :D

  • MattBG67
    MattBG67 Před 5 měsíci

    Sums up how I felt about finishing the game, walking through the land, looking for any crumb of content left 🤣

  • Mike oxlong
    Mike oxlong Před 8 měsíci +1

    elden ring boss: "you can't win"
    zanny: "no but i can lose over and over"

  • F1etcher
    F1etcher Před 8 měsíci +586

    Zanny searching for last bosses after killing whole dragon family tree be like: *I smell....FEAR*
    Dragon Infant, Dragon Sperm and The Disabled Dragon: Pls no...

      BASED MAN Před 8 měsíci +29

      Dragon lord placidusax didn't deserve to die he was just just chilling like a granpa

  • AlphaWolf
    AlphaWolf Před 8 měsíci +1

    It took me like 2 weeks to learn about the healing stuff in elden ring, might be why I struggled so much

  • WindTraveler
    WindTraveler Před 7 měsíci +1

    The average Elden Ring player after Malenia kills them for the 50th time: “Jokes on you. I’m into that shit”

  • Kyo
    Kyo Před 4 měsíci +2

    As a "veteran" in from soft games it makes me laugh every time the gate keep kids that puts rule like "if u use that u r bad if u use that u r bad" and then can't even do it without using that caused its just the strat against the boss tf just look at the kid complaining about ppl beating malenia just because he wants to be different and use a non viable strat and can't meet his own standards lol

  • HolyTemplar__88
    HolyTemplar__88 Před 2 měsíci

    Honestly, my first play through had me thinking Malenia would be god tier as an enemy. It took me like 20-25 minutes because RoB + Mimic tear with 50 Arcane makes her your bitch. Same for Mohg

  • GhostRiposte 2
    GhostRiposte 2 Před 8 měsíci +636

    “Impossible for veterans right now.” Mans gatekept himself from beating a boss who’s poise is -50 smh

    • The Wielder
      The Wielder Před 7 měsíci

      @IC Its funny because R1 Spamming with a straight sword was actually what people considered to be cheesing in Dark Souls 3.

    • Fluff ZiMouse
      Fluff ZiMouse Před 7 měsíci

      @Weakest Life enjoyer im just mentioning what it was like on my end, now that ive seen the reliable method to it (from a video) i know what to do... for future context when i fought her for the first time it was on my mage which i was running a 9 vigor challenge so i had 336 hp while fighting her (kinda difficult to find the 3 precise movements you have to do when any mistake kills you XP) so i had to look for alternative methods

    • Weakest Life enjoyer
      Weakest Life enjoyer Před 7 měsíci

      @Fluff ZiMouse it is in fact very reliable to dodge if you manage your stamina like a normal person but these players have the brain of a gerbil

    • The9thNazgul
      The9thNazgul Před 7 měsíci +1

      So I guess that guy beat her without upgrading and with the worst weapon in the game, bc he obviously is above a “veteran” and his statement suggests he doesn’t “cheese”

    • Slick-Piccolo (AKA Sliccolo)
      Slick-Piccolo (AKA Sliccolo) Před 7 měsíci

      @David R that is actually genious!

  • Gediminas Morkys
    Gediminas Morkys Před 5 měsíci

    The Godslayer weapon theme had me laughing every time.

  • Josiah Garber
    Josiah Garber Před měsícem

    I highly appreciate you timing Radagon killing you to the Elden Ring main theme

  • Tania Roman
    Tania Roman Před 18 dny

    I've never heard of this guy before, but I know a God tier thumbnail when I see one

  • political_catgirl
    political_catgirl Před 6 měsíci

    I laughed so hard when the Red Wolf dodged your attacks with THE GOD SLAYING SWORD (13:09)

  • PoleOfVersatility
    PoleOfVersatility Před 8 měsíci +783

    I love how Zanny pulls out all the cheese against the harder bosses: rivers of blood, frost, summons, moonveil, etc.
    And you know what? That's perfectly fine. The cheesy shit we can do to bosses compensates for all the overpowered bullshit they already do to us. Ask yourself if honor matters when you die to Malenia's nigh-undodgeable waterfowl dance for the fortieth time.

    • Shirou fan
      Shirou fan Před 7 měsíci

      @Cosmic Billy first hit is almost undodgeable

    • Custodian Vrael
      Custodian Vrael Před 8 měsíci

      @Cosmic Billy Managed to pull of the dodge today, friggin epic

    • Cosmic Billy
      Cosmic Billy Před 8 měsíci

      @Virulent Hunter You're so ignorant, you think the English language is everyones native tongue.
      Lets see you learn a second language and speak it fluently.
      You're a muppet.

    • Cosmic Billy
      Cosmic Billy Před 8 měsíci

      @Virulent Hunter i have no idea what your comment has to do with mine.
      You seem really bitter.
      Sorry if my comment hurt your feelings lmao
      My english is fine. This is CHclip dummy.

    • Virulent Hunter
      Virulent Hunter Před 8 měsíci

      @Cosmic Billy Well something has to come easy to you, because it's definitely not the English language.

  • Speedy
    Speedy Před 6 měsíci

    My Elden Bling was Blaidd's set but with a Greathelm for that Crusader look. I used the Greatsword primarily, never even seen or read Berserk, the weapon just suits my preferred strategy which is "hit them really really hard with the biggest stick you can find" usually works well. Throw in Bloodhounds step for much needed mobility and a blood or ice affinity and you're usually good to go.

  • CHi
    CHi Před 8 měsíci

    Some of the best Elden Ring content, nobody got me cackling at such a serious game as this shit lol
    +1000 for the bonus Miro content

  • Damn
    Damn Před 8 měsíci

    Always love a video starring Project Orochi! Best sponsor ever.

  • Sherlock Bones
    Sherlock Bones Před 7 měsíci

    I love that they played the main menu theme for the final boss fight. It's fucking amazing.

  • Project Orochi
    Project Orochi Před 8 měsíci +93

    I literally haven't seen sunlight because of this game

    • Don
      Don Před 8 měsíci +1

      "Touch light bro"

    • Da Boyz
      Da Boyz Před 8 měsíci +3

      What’s sunlight? I only know my tv screen

    • Project Orochi
      Project Orochi Před 8 měsíci +34

      @zanny when I beat the tutorial boss

    • zanny
      zanny  Před 8 měsíci +35

      malenia merch when?

  • Sealsthedeal 5
    Sealsthedeal 5 Před 7 měsíci

    Take a shot every time Zanny says “final boss”

  • EdJazz “Jazz” Shabazz
    EdJazz “Jazz” Shabazz Před 8 měsíci +1

    "4 hits" a cold dead heart can be seen through the empty eyes, strategically trying to make the final boss easy.

  • B3_OP
    B3_OP Před 8 měsíci

    Bro I beat Melania on my 6th attempt and made it to her 2nd phase everytime except for the first time interacting with her because it spawns you inthe middle of the room and she one shots you instantly after the cutscene this game was hyped up to be harder than it actually is and the fact that people actually think it's impossible for someone who's never played a souls game to beat her is hilarious this is my first souls game and it was a cake walk

  • Pqfire 09
    Pqfire 09 Před 8 měsíci

    Beating Malenia was the greatest achievement of my life. I fear I might of peaked tbh.

  • W Fletch
    W Fletch Před 8 měsíci +91

    When things like bleed are considered cheesing you know the gatekeeping has gone too far

    • Filippo Grimaldi
      Filippo Grimaldi Před 4 měsíci

      *TO CHEESE*
      verb (used with object), cheesed, chees·ing.
      (in a game, especially a video game) to win (a battle round) by using a strategy that requires minimal skill and knowledge or that exploits a glitch or flaw in game design.

    • Berserker
      Berserker Před 8 měsíci +1

      @Mitzi We are talking pvp vs pve. In pve everything affects only your fun and enjoyment while pvp moonveil is incredibly fucking overpowered and makes players not want to fight against anyone that use it. Like pls, don't compare pve with pvp, there are 2 completely different things

    • Rotonek
      Rotonek Před 8 měsíci

      Sure, keep stomping everything with bleed if you want

    • Blumind_web2
      Blumind_web2 Před 8 měsíci

      @Donovan Gunther I feel like the great weapons are ONLY good in pve it's not under powered just really long wind ups

    • Noah Marshall
      Noah Marshall Před 8 měsíci +12

      @Mitzi its fair to complain about something from a pvp aspect. Moonveil is op in pvp and that directly affects other people so shitting on people for it is acceptable

  • Hex Addams
    Hex Addams Před 8 měsíci

    Feel like I’m going to be cursed just for commenting this (which now sense I’m more of an experienced player, I understand why)
    I immediately started the game looking for the Night & Flame build. Margit and Godrick stood no chance 🤣

  • Paul Bishop
    Paul Bishop Před 8 měsíci

    Zanny: "all my enemies fall in round 10."
    Me, laughing: "except Inquisitor Cal."

  • LG24
    LG24 Před 8 měsíci

    Zanny to people who still say they fly now: look how old you’ve become
    *Zanny resisting when the boss starts flying*
    Me: something far worse has happened to you

  • Potato Man
    Potato Man Před 8 měsíci

    You are like a budget videogamedunkey and I like it. Keep it going man.

  • Aymeri
    Aymeri Před 8 měsíci

    I think you may have more dungeons to do and a few more hidden bosses

  • Muffins Squats
    Muffins Squats Před 8 měsíci

    Literally beat it today after 249 hrs and yes, I also don’t know what to do with my life

  • Coffee Thief
    Coffee Thief Před 8 měsíci

    As soon as I beat Elden Ring I started a 2nd playthrough so I get the feeling Zanny

  • Openhippo06
    Openhippo06 Před 8 měsíci

    I love how everyone that plays Elden Ring universally agrees that moonveil is stupid.

  • Aidan Bennett
    Aidan Bennett Před 8 měsíci +344

    Hi Zanny I lost my best friend today, the doggo in the pfp, her name was Ruby she was the best friend I could’ve asked for, your videos have always been great to watch and I’ve watched them alongside playing elden ring with her, Elden ring being the last game she sat with me while I played, your relationship with your dogs is inspiring and all I can say really is thank you as your is helping me get through a tough time right now!

    • bosh
      bosh Před 7 měsíci +1

      Dogs are so good and pure and truly the best of friends. My heart hurts for your loss. Hope you find some peace friend.

    • I'm Epic
      I'm Epic Před 7 měsíci

      @Marcos Fatouros thanks bro

    • Marcos Fatouros
      Marcos Fatouros Před 7 měsíci +2

      sorry for your loss man

    • joe garcia
      joe garcia Před 8 měsíci +2


    • Shadowz
      Shadowz Před 8 měsíci +1

      At least she got to see elden ring before dying

  • v a p o r
    v a p o r Před 8 měsíci

    wow you can literally beat bosses by giving them aids and running away, the true human war strats

  • Maja
    Maja  Před 8 měsíci

    i think the key to radagons slam is to run away to avoid the initial damage then dodge into him to avoid the shockwave

  • Parable
    Parable Před 2 měsíci

    That little solo while you were locked out was hilarious

  • Nathan Castillo
    Nathan Castillo Před 3 měsíci

    By far you have had the best outro music. From on melancholy hill to this. Hands down genius.

  • Isaac Casanova
    Isaac Casanova Před 8 měsíci +626

    This man put himself through hell for us!
    For the content! You’re a true legend 👏🏻
    That thumbnail is a 10 out of 10 tho 😂

  • RossDog
    RossDog Před 8 měsíci +1

    If you're here watching Zanny and feeling inspired, then keep going grinding away! We are all in the same boat here looking for ways to help all our channels. keep up the good work and Never Give Up!

  • rexkless
    rexkless Před 7 měsíci +1

    I have found a very unique Elden Bling: Malenia's Winged Helm, Rotten Gracekeeper Cloak, Drake Knight Gauntlets, Drake Knight Greaves.

  • BonkersTundra31
    BonkersTundra31 Před 2 měsíci

    3:53 something about the "heal up" *hit* "fuck you" is hilarious, because we've all thought that 400 times while playing this game

  • Stop motions will and Sonny
    Stop motions will and Sonny  Před 8 měsíci

    You are the greatest content creator I love your content and will definitely check out project orochi

  • Roland Deschain
    Roland Deschain Před 8 měsíci +546

    True souls veteran must beat Malenia "fair and square" - without friends, summons or cheese like blood, frost, rot, lvl up, weapon, your eyes, your hands, opened game etc.
    You are using your eyesight to see Malenia attacks? What a casual!

    • PastPositive
      PastPositive Před 6 měsíci +1

      @Kermit with an AK It’s also rage quit, two words, rage quitted is also not a word, grow up, the past tense of rage quit is rage quit, as is present and future, simple elementary level grammar, if you can’t spell words correctly, you need to get off of the internet and go to school.

    • PastPositive
      PastPositive Před 6 měsíci +1

      @Kermit with an AK ​ Touch Grass you casual, if you actually care about how someone plays the game, go outside instead of spending 100s of hours on a singleplayer game and play online or hang out with friends in real life. This game isn’t hard whatsoever and if you care about someone playing the game they paid $60 for, you are in dire need to touch some grass.

    • x_notasweat_x
      x_notasweat_x Před 6 měsíci +1

      @Kermit with an AK wow you are gatekeepey lmao

    • x_notasweat_x
      x_notasweat_x Před 6 měsíci

      @Mr Coco good job

    • Neko Cup
      Neko Cup Před 6 měsíci

      Fists. Blindfolded. Or bust.

  • DonutGuy
    DonutGuy Před 7 měsíci

    Legend says zanny is still dreaming to this day.

  • Bruh Burrito
    Bruh Burrito Před 8 měsíci

    Little fun tidbit about the Blasphemous Blade. Pair it with a mimic tear, it heals them. If the mimic kills, it heals you too.

  • Emulated Nostalgia
    Emulated Nostalgia Před 8 měsíci

    145 hours and I platinumed it. Now I dont know what to do with my life.

  • Matthew Garrity
    Matthew Garrity Před 7 měsíci

    Cant wait for the hammer run and dung eater ending for the next one 🤣

    B1SHINOBI  Před 2 dny

    11:10 I may be 7 months late, but.....I just wasn't to say I took Malenia to her phase two in my first attempt sure I died to her 4 more times after that but that was because I hadn't maxed my weapon and summon yet. And yes, I used the mimic tear and rivers, so what, I gad things to do and dying to Malenia 537 more times is not one of them. Anyway, took me just 129 hours to beat the game and Marrgots weapon is underrated in my opinion

  • Sebastion 145
    Sebastion 145 Před 8 měsíci

    I find in elden that "hard" just means you're getting spell spammed or ganked by multiple enemies