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I played Splatoon 3, so you don't have to

  • čas přidán 21. 09. 2022
  • Splatoon 3's story mode was absolutely incredible... but now I have to play a secret level?
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Komentáře • 2 906

  • hackerling
    hackerling Před 2 měsíci +9983

    everyone should play splatoon 3

  • Marcos San Juan Cordovilla
    Marcos San Juan Cordovilla Před 2 měsíci +3334

    "Being bisexual is like the Pokémon Emerald of sexualities." Best phrase of the year

    • LihzzahrdSpeed
      LihzzahrdSpeed Před měsícem

      @Harry Steel this is the way it should be done

    • Faether
      Faether Před 2 měsíci +1

      @Sugar Kane maybe in the new one

    • Its_yaya
      Its_yaya Před 2 měsíci +1

      I wish I was as accepting of myself as you guys are.

    • Madeline
      Madeline Před 2 měsíci +2

      its so true though

    • Harry Steel
      Harry Steel Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@Angel it was a Mario maker endless easy video on DELUXE

  • Pablo Osset
    Pablo Osset Před 2 měsíci +700

    The genuine worry and horror when he thought Little Buddy was gonna die is absolutely fucking adorable.

    • Blue Baron
      Blue Baron Před měsícem +14

      Not just because he's little buddy, but because Jacob promised he'd uninstall a good game.

  • Waffle doggo
    Waffle doggo Před 2 měsíci +378

    "Either fight God or go to space there ate no other options"
    Kirby *laughs in superiority*

  • Phyre_Phlyght
    Phyre_Phlyght Před 2 měsíci +625

    You know what my favorite part about the story campaign is? Once you beat Grizz and go back to the salmon run lobby, the radio is no longer a bear chewing a salmon but instead a salmon chewing on a bear

    • Purple Cat
      Purple Cat Před měsícem +4

      @LRgogo He gets a headset and all his Tableturf cards are Salmon Run-based cards, apparently

    • Tetra_Kirby
      Tetra_Kirby Před měsícem +1

      @LRgogo he gets a headset

    • LRgogo
      LRgogo Před měsícem

      @Phantom Li'l Judd?? According to what?

    • Jacob S
      Jacob S Před měsícem

      I didn't notice that.

    • Blue Baron
      Blue Baron Před měsícem +8

      @Phantom evil Lil' Judd confirmed.

  • The Master Creeper
    The Master Creeper Před 2 měsíci +229

    In like 20 years this series is gonna turn to real life things like,
    “Buying a house so you don’t have to!”

    • Kaze No Kishi
      Kaze No Kishi Před 2 měsíci +2

      @PennyExists Well. We almost got that video today.

    • PennyExists
      PennyExists Před 2 měsíci +3

      And people will still watch it

  • Wynton Doty
    Wynton Doty Před 2 měsíci +2125

    "Is little buddy the final boss?"
    "Is Salmon run important to the plot now?"
    "Deep cut gives me team rocket vibes"
    The CHclipr has been given the gift of prophecy

    • Salmonboyo
      Salmonboyo Před měsícem

      "You fight god or go to space"

    • That's Mama Luigi to You
      That's Mama Luigi to You Před měsícem +1

      don't forget "do we go to space? that's a very video game thing to do"
      "going to space and fighting god"

    • The Me
      The Me Před měsícem

      Alpharad is infamously prophetic, he predicted almost the entirety of the smash ultimate dlc years before they happened

    • Blue Baron
      Blue Baron Před měsícem +1

      How did he know I was losing?

    • :/ bet
      :/ bet Před měsícem +2

      He collect blessings from gods like pokemon badges

  • BigWayneX Stream Archive
    BigWayneX Stream Archive Před 2 měsíci +627

    5:51 "I will not read and then complain about it later, and I refuse to change." Alpharad entering his Arin Hanson arc

    • A 3
      A 3 Před 28 dny +1

      @Teethcoat it's not even a controversy he just did it for fun, nobody was even seriously accusing him of anything.
      this guy rocks

    • Teethcoat
      Teethcoat Před 28 dny

      @A 3 Damn, that's quite possibly the lamest controversy I've ever heard of

    • PeaceLoveTakos Official
      PeaceLoveTakos Official Před 29 dny +2

      I understood that reference

    • A 3
      A 3 Před měsícem +5

      @Juan Ruiz he's had one, he time travelled in animal crossing and got called out for it and made an apology and all

    • Juan Ruiz
      Juan Ruiz Před 2 měsíci +6

      the only thing left is having a twitter controversy

  • Al Lias
    Al Lias Před 2 měsíci +216

    1:06:20 I like the implication that he had a one-liner prepared, just in case he lost.

    • Doofy boof
      Doofy boof Před měsícem +4

      Dio’s theme plays

    • Ariel Gogni Cuello
      Ariel Gogni Cuello Před 2 měsíci +1

      @Al Lias well, what if someone takes over your taking overing huh? Don't have a one-liner prepared for that?

    • Al Lias
      Al Lias Před 2 měsíci +16

      @Ariel Gogni Cuello Bold of you to assume I haven’t already taken over the world.

    • Ariel Gogni Cuello
      Ariel Gogni Cuello Před 2 měsíci +22

      Don't YOU got a one-liner prepared for right before getting defeated while trying to take over the world or something?

  • Alotl Axolotls
    Alotl Axolotls Před 5 dny +6

    "you either fight god or go to space"
    *live and learn starts playing*

  • [ Flother ] [ Oh no the defrosting has finished ]

    45:52 literally the most happy I've heard him be since ever

    • Kookie Star
      Kookie Star Před měsícem

      When you're Super Mario Sunshine, always a fan of Super Mario Sunshine.

    • Jimmy
      Jimmy Před 2 měsíci +5


    • jreyes94
      jreyes94 Před 2 měsíci +5

      You should have seen him play Halo 3

  • Twilight wanderer 🌌
    Twilight wanderer 🌌 Před 16 hodinami

    When captain 3 did the super jump without turning into an inkling (in the late game cutscene going to the rocket). Whenever an inkling or octoling feel intense emotions they'll produce a thing called special ink and it allows them to use the ink to turn into the special. Cause of the events of splatoon 2 octo expansion and the reason 3 was able to use all those specials is cause they took off the limiter for the special ink they can do any special and even make their own specials. Marnie can produce a special type of special ink called low tide ink and it helps with memory loss like in the splatoon 2 story mode with the hyposhades. Hope this cleared up stuff unless you know and it's been a while but like...who cares🙄

  • Eack_ Jeptic
    Eack_ Jeptic Před 2 měsíci +69

    Little Buddy is always there for us when we need him.
    Little Buddy is a treasure.

    • BetaToadstool
      BetaToadstool Před měsícem

      Little Buddy was the treasure the whole time

  • Ri2Pepper
    Ri2Pepper Před 2 měsíci +40

    Honestly, really refreshing to hear that someone even prefers the story mode over multiplayer! Soooo many people just skip over it and as a big fan it hurts my heart a little ahah

    • Tallic
      Tallic Před měsícem

      The story mode was the first thing that I gravitated to and I 100% completed it (except doing every weapon in every level) in a few days, it was fun

  • Kanji Suru
    Kanji Suru Před 7 dny

    Ngl I loved this game the music and chat designs and everything in this game is wonderful

  • Zpectre
    Zpectre Před 2 měsíci +1613

    “Oh, little buddy! I hope he’s not the final boss”
    *Well yes, but actually no.*

    • Ikarai Nijirai
      Ikarai Nijirai Před měsícem +1

      @Blue He's Mr Grizz's final boss

    • MsTerkup
      MsTerkup Před 2 měsíci +3

      @Cold-Blooded Beats in the sea Scrolls there's one that is lil' Judd's plan to replace Judd. I think lil' Judd will be the next DLCs antagonist

    • Darku Scarlet
      Darku Scarlet Před 2 měsíci +12

      @Raleo His lines are pre-recorded, and Li'l Judd is managing Grizz Co. as the CEO after Mr. Grizz got ejected(as Cold-Blooded said he gets an earpiece after story mode, and his Tableturf deck and sleeve are all salmonid/grizz co themed, including the Mr Grizz card).

    • Cobalt Ordinaire
      Cobalt Ordinaire Před 2 měsíci

      @FeeF *and yet we still slaughter many of his species so we can take the unfertilized children to.... somewhere*

    • Cold-Blooded Beats
      Cold-Blooded Beats Před 2 měsíci +31

      @Raleo I have a theory that it's Lil Judd, since after you beat the story, Lil Judd puts on a headset. He prob took over the business since Salmon Run is an important job. Tho it now makes me wonder if Judd, Lil Judd, and Grizz had some connection because they're mammals...

  • Gabeygamer2006
    Gabeygamer2006 Před 2 měsíci +32

    I was playing the story mode, and literally said "i wonder when the levels will run out of ideas and just get boring" and then they just DIDN'T, and I was so happy that it was actually fun the entire time.

  • Agent 4
    Agent 4 Před 3 dny

    Well, I already have Splatoon 3 I got it the game is so freaking awesome 👌 👏

  • StormVolt 979
    StormVolt 979 Před 2 měsíci +24

    "This could be Nintendo's best selling game if they really wanted it to be". Uhh....in Japan at least, it literally is on track for that title, so there you go. But I do agree with him, this series so fucking badly deserves so much more love than it gets here in the west. The artstyle,the aesthetic, the music, sound design, characters, character design, story, lore, gameplay, mechanics, just.....all of it is so, so God damn incredible, and unique, and has so much attention to detail, care, love, and genuine passion put into it by its developers. Splatoon has quickly become my favorite Nintendo franchise for very good reason, and I so badly want more people to feel the same way.

  • Bear Moon
    Bear Moon Před 2 měsíci +54

    The Sunshine manta-ray actually jump-scared me lol, I was that dumb kid who loved sunshine sucked at it and was quickly gated from progression by the sand bird and manta-ray (I was also actually afraid of it, so that made it even harder to try to fight). So despite having played Sunshine many times since then, this video has confirmed that i still fear it deep inside

    • JJ Barajas
      JJ Barajas Před měsícem

      Therapist: Sunshine Ray boss isn't real, it can't hurt you
      Big Man:

  • ToadTWE
    ToadTWE Před 2 měsíci +3613

    The little buddy was by far my favorite addition in Splatoon 3. He’s too good of a companion

    • PennyExists
      PennyExists Před 2 měsíci

      I called him Agent 7 all the time, and nothing will stop me from continuing

    • BoneGamer The cyndaquill
      BoneGamer The cyndaquill Před 2 měsíci

      Pro tip: give your little buddy a proper name. It makes story mode 10 times more fun.
      I already claimed the name “Shrimp”, so get your own name.

    • Shannon O’Keefe
      Shannon O’Keefe Před 2 měsíci


    • William Duffin
      William Duffin Před 2 měsíci

      @Frana cool

    • eggchjf
      eggchjf Před 2 měsíci

      @𝕎𝕖𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕕𝕒𝕪 𓆏 YES!!

  • Emerald
    Emerald Před 2 měsíci +11

    "We did it, we ended capitalism." Here I went from crying because I always manage to shed at least one tear from that cutscene no matter how many times I watch it. And then, I heard that and burst out laughing, this video is truly amazing

  • ÄyskäriPepperooni
    ÄyskäriPepperooni Před měsícem +3

    40:37 seeing alphard having fun and completing the level so quickly makes me jealous. I picked the three-stinger or whatever that bow is called.

  • Failure
    Failure Před 2 měsíci +39

    10:11 is def the most hype moment in video games

  • ColeSaysHi
    ColeSaysHi Před 2 měsíci +11

    I spent the entire game avoiding hair death because I’m horrified by it. Of course I get the bad ending when fighting Grizz for the first time.

  • Smart
    Smart Před 2 měsíci +1266

    The violent gasp at the realisation you can customise little buddy is giving real “just spotted a cat” energy

    • Blue Baron
      Blue Baron Před měsícem +4

      Petition to have a "Little Buddy" update, where you can use Smallfry as an actual subweapon in online play, and you could have more options for customizing Smallfry.

    • Ariel Gogni Cuello
      Ariel Gogni Cuello Před 2 měsíci +5

      @It's Katsu my way is to just say "cat" in a semi monotone voice and point at it

    • It's Katsu
      It's Katsu Před 2 měsíci +31

      Add an "ooh kitty" and that's my reaction to any cat big or small

  • Sedona Banz
    Sedona Banz Před 2 měsíci +22

    Alpha’s Vocaloid phase is something I never expected but am VERY happy about

  • Grimm Ashley
    Grimm Ashley Před 2 měsíci +14

    This is unironically the happiest I've seen Jacob while playing a videogame in awhile

  • renshu
    renshu Před 2 měsíci +18

    Little buddy great for friendship!
    Proceeds to chuck it into almost every death imaginable.
    Im worried about what alpharad thinks friendship is.

  • Ozpex
    Ozpex Před 2 měsíci +5

    "I think that Splatoon music is like gurgling piss...
    but like, in a good way." -Alpharad 2022

  • Galagator Games
    Galagator Games Před 2 měsíci +1341

    Correction: Alpharad played Splatoon 3 so that we could watch it and then be compelled to play it because it's so good

    • Lunar Komet
      Lunar Komet Před 2 měsíci

      @Teethcoat understandable

    • Lunar Komet
      Lunar Komet Před 2 měsíci +1

      @Cosmic Silhouette you're not completely wrong about the final boss stuff, but splatoon was never a story-focussed game, the L is on you

    • Teethcoat
      Teethcoat Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm broke and I don't want Nintendo to have any money, so this video will have to do

    • CyberTorrent
      CyberTorrent Před 2 měsíci

      @SomeoneOnTheInternet Out of pure curiosity cuz I obviously haven't touched it since 3... How hard is it to get a lobby in 2?

    • NoMoreFortnite
      NoMoreFortnite Před 2 měsíci +6

      @Cosmic Silhouette so you only wanted to buy 2 for a dlc that costs MORE money? Maybe it's a good thing you didn't get 3 because damn those are some unhealthy spending habits lmao

  • Sea Monster
    Sea Monster Před 2 měsíci +7

    37:57 the amount of calm to rage goes from 0 to 100 and is hilarious

    RANDOMNESS39 Před měsícem +3

    "If Little Buddy dies I'm uninstalling the game."
    I felt that

  • Geeky Guy
    Geeky Guy Před 2 měsíci +4

    I genuinely used this video as a walkthrough of the game, I wouldn’t have beaten Grizz without you

  • Josue Ayala
    Josue Ayala Před 2 měsíci +3

    I love the game, but I'd really be interested to see "I played Death Stranding so you don't have to." That game has such an odd approach to movement, it'd either break Alpharad or he'd up popping off after walking in a straight line.

  • StickMaster500
    StickMaster500 Před 2 měsíci +2820

    Funny thing about Mr. Grizz’s is that his plan was hinted back before Splatoon 2 was even release during a Nintendo Direct back in 2017 where the infomercial for Salmon Run had the captions _“Want to change the world”_ , _“Creating a better future for tomorrow”_ and _“At Grizzco Industries, a brighter future awaits!”_
    *His plan was staring us in the face for over 5 years.*

    • JJ Barajas
      JJ Barajas Před měsícem

      @Raph Thib Except Tartar was... REALLY literal about it 🌚

    • JJ Barajas
      JJ Barajas Před měsícem

      @Clementine Lowell no no it said "help us"

    • JJ Barajas
      JJ Barajas Před měsícem

      It's too bad we didn't get to see more of him..

    • Sam T
      Sam T Před 2 měsíci +3

      @Moose Sues and the bear-based character, Kuma, would just slap him to the Moon

    • lucia camacho
      lucia camacho Před 2 měsíci

      @eggchjf More specifically, the Great Flood wiped out most humans. The remaining humans went to live underground where they thrived... until the descendants of the original survivors didn't give a crap about the warnings the elders gave them and launched a rocket *underground*, killing the remaining humans because, unsueprisingly, the ceiling crushed them all.
      I get they wanted to see the actual sky, but what kind of idiots launch a rocket underground? Wasn't easier and faster to just make expeditions to the surface?

  • That one T
    That one T Před 2 měsíci +14

    1:06:35 The shear terror and sadness in his voice when he said that.

  • Heckbent
    Heckbent Před 2 měsíci +3

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that the final boss was just Sonic Adventure 2. In space, on a strict time limit to stop the boss from crashing into the Earth, with the gameplay focused on approaching the boss so you can target vulnerable growths on his body, while dodging obstacles that knock you back. Little Buddy even absorbs the power of the Chaos Emeralds so he can go Super Salmon.

  • Gamma lightt
    Gamma lightt Před 2 měsíci +4

    I thought to myself that completing story mode with every weapon would be fun, but i was honestly expecting it to be very difficult.

  • deadfaewalking ୨୧
    deadfaewalking ୨୧ Před 2 měsíci +4

    "that's such a video game thing, you either fight god or go to space"
    well in this game you fight mammal god IN space

  • Mettaton Ex
    Mettaton Ex Před 2 měsíci +4

    That Manta Storm level is legit hype. That was one of my favorite boss fights from Sunshine, and hey, we've been saying since the first game that there should be some sort of crossover between SMS and Splatoon.

  • N_ Vardi
    N_ Vardi Před měsícem +1

    Such a great single player, especially the ending

  • James Mikayelyan
    James Mikayelyan Před měsícem +2

    I watched other people play the game and the campaign and I have never been so invested intrigued and hooked ever I don’t know how you did this

  • Tomioka Giyuu
    Tomioka Giyuu Před měsícem +2

    The fact that he hated Little Buddy in the beginning and then at the end he was worried that Little Buddy was gonna die is just hilarious

  • Nebb
    Nebb Před 2 měsíci +2411

    I’m honestly really glad that this story mode followed the octo expansion design philosophy instead of the previously maingames ones,it makes most of the levels really really fun!

    • Chase Langlands
      Chase Langlands Před měsícem +1

      Yeah, the story mode of 2 was rather underwhelming. I mean, I like Marie and all, but SWEET LORD she cannot carry an entire story on her own (not to mention how misrepresented my waifu, Callie, was in the post-game final boss battles). Thankfully, Octo Expansion more than picked up the slack with an awesome story, lovable characters, and a scary as hell villain. Let's just say Octo Expansion is the REAL hero mode of Splatoon 2.

    • Lunar Komet
      Lunar Komet Před 2 měsíci

      @McSandwich yuuup, even though I didn't play the octo expansion dlc and only watched walkthroughs, it still felt like reheated soup to me
      I also think that the story part wasn't well paced at all and thus lacked any hype for me

    • the real kelp.
      the real kelp. Před 2 měsíci +2

      It kinda followed it too closely tho, could’ve been a little more original, but I’m happy with what we have

    • MichaelEpicA
      MichaelEpicA Před 2 měsíci +1

      @bill nye man doesn’t matter, it’s not fun. No one wants to do that crap they just wanna see what happens, and it also ruined the levels because the levels had to be made to allow every fricken weapon ruining the point of a level based on a weapon

    • bill nye
      bill nye Před 2 měsíci

      @MichaelEpicA you could have just not played the game nine times if you didn't want to man

  • Urbn Campr
    Urbn Campr Před 2 měsíci +3

    Honestly been a viewer for only a few months of your content and everything has been a ride.

  • spectrumTwelve
    spectrumTwelve Před 2 měsíci +1

    "This could be Nintendo's best selling game if they want it to be." It was already the fastest selling new game release in Japanese history, setting a record in its first three days out. It beat out the previous fastest seller which was Pokémon black and white.

  • Nathan Feldman
    Nathan Feldman Před měsícem

    I love how he casually calls the best splatana “low tier” 😂😂😂

  • Satherian
    Satherian Před 2 měsíci +4

    "Give me a level editor"
    Splatoon Level Editor would be incredible. Like, old Halo Forge levels of popular
    Edit: God damn it, he said the same thing right as I hit Save

  • Redacted
    Redacted Před 2 měsíci +469

    odd how many ways they can say "shoot enemies and get to the end"

    • Emily Monahan
      Emily Monahan Před 2 měsíci +3

      racial slurs

    • Wolfydawolf
      Wolfydawolf Před 2 měsíci +21

      Ye, I just started playing and saw the "make it to the end in one piece" line and I was giggling through that entire level (also making comments about how my enemies won't be in one piece when I'm done and getting offended at every single "octoscum" or whatever variation on it cuz I play as an octoling (not an octarian, but octoscum? Really?)

    • Redacted
      Redacted Před 2 měsíci +8


  • Holiday Oreo
    Holiday Oreo Před 2 měsíci +2

    I’ve missed this series. I love solo Alpharad gameplay so much

  • CloudFlare
    CloudFlare Před 2 měsíci +2

    That spike was insane.

  • Supersonic family
    Supersonic family Před 2 měsíci +2

    my favorite part of splatoon is when your superiors are so ashamed of you failing a level that they call an air strike on their own position

  • The Frubblewarrior
    The Frubblewarrior Před měsícem +1

    Now that I’ve completed the story I can watch others suffer!

  • LechonkVGC
    LechonkVGC Před 2 měsíci +664

    my favorite part of splatoon is when your superiors are so ashamed of you failing a level that they call an air strike on their own position

    • SplattyFatty
      SplattyFatty Před 2 měsíci

      @Jaz :) Shhh. *Points gun* It's original isn't it?? ISN'T IT????

    • MultiKeply
      MultiKeply Před 2 měsíci

      @Jaz :) FailBoat?

    • Sugar Kane
      Sugar Kane Před 2 měsíci

      Instead of tying a bomb to your back, we have a gps in your brain that allows a satellite to fire a intergalactic laser directly at your location when you embarrass yourself.

    • Jaz :)
      Jaz :) Před 2 měsíci +6

      @SplattyFatty I've heard that quote before..

    • SplattyFatty
      SplattyFatty Před 2 měsíci +53

      Octo Expansion: Fail a level; get splatted.
      Splatoon 3: Fail a level; meet God

  • Aaron Stuart
    Aaron Stuart Před 2 měsíci +1

    At one point when Alpha moved through a grate in the floor I said "this kind of gives me Portal vibes", then a minute later he said it reminds him of Portal 2 😂

  • Bieks
    Bieks Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Thank God someone finally destroyed France" honestly speaks to my soul as a European, you love to see an American get it actually right.

  • Joe Dunkelberg
    Joe Dunkelberg Před 2 měsíci

    This video is just so damn fun and good man hes loving it im loving it i laughed so many damn times hell yeah alpharad does it again.

  • Tomato Zest
    Tomato Zest Před 2 měsíci +1

    I want to see Jacob play with some of his splatuber friends, but I'd love them to invite some other splatubers as well- GG, Vian, Sagaci, Octoboy, you get the idea. I just think it would be funny for some reason

  • Zachary Mabb
    Zachary Mabb Před 2 měsíci +1

    7:02 I can respect that, and also the bravery it took to SAY that!

  • EagleLeft
    EagleLeft Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jacob's nervousness goes away with editing. But I loved watching the entire stream

  • Pacific Painter
    Pacific Painter Před 2 měsíci +1

    10:40 I need someone to animate this with the most done look in agent 3s little squid eyes.

  • AHHHpples
    AHHHpples Před měsícem +1

    fun story in the tutorial area of the story i happened to not notice the entrance to the second level and replayed the first level 8 times until i managed to get to the third level, thanks to you alpharad i finally found the second level

  • August the fox
    August the fox Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love that I specifically finished the campaign before watching this video and I made the exact same as octoling as him

  • ByronTheUsurper
    ByronTheUsurper Před 2 měsíci +1

    I've been trying the secret kettle, it's no inner agent 3 or darker side but still pretty challenging

  • StubbornFox
    StubbornFox Před 2 měsíci +1

    I beat every level with every weapon and the tri shot on the don’t miss no checkpoint rail level made me want death immediately

  • Dying Star
    Dying Star Před měsícem

    Alpharad: "I never saw Splatoon as a multiplayer game"
    Also alpharad: *held a Splatoon 3 turf war tournament*

  • Jacey Т@p т0 Ch̴a̴t̴ ̴ ME 💞

    The little buddy was by far my favorite addition in Splatoon 3. He’s too good of a companion

  • Alex Gill
    Alex Gill Před 2 měsíci

    Took me three tries to beat that final boss because I didn't understand what I needed to do 🤣 nicely done.

  • jreyes94
    jreyes94 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I’m surprised Mr. Grizz never said something like: “Your services are no longer required.”

  • Alfonso ST
    Alfonso ST Před 2 měsíci

    I don't know what Nintendo is on, but they've been making the end sequences of their games so hype in the Switch years. Octo Expansion, Breath of the Wild, Super Mario Odyssey, the new Kirby game, Metroid Dread, THIS GAME... Please keep doing these.

  • Oli GB
    Oli GB Před 2 měsíci +510

    Mr Grizz having pure shining white eyes was one of the most terrifying things I have seen in one of these games except sanitization that tops it all

    • EzBoyCompact
      EzBoyCompact Před 2 měsíci +2

      I also think the Splatoon 1 shark boss is terrifying as hell

    • Deadly Dingus
      Deadly Dingus Před 2 měsíci +3

      We in the gaming business call that the Herobrine effect.

    • Gonçalo Silva
      Gonçalo Silva Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@Moose Sues IT'S A TRAP!

    • Addq24
      Addq24 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @Moose Sues No. Just chuck testa

    • Tobythefirst1
      Tobythefirst1 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @Moose Sues No.

  • Ikxi - Forever a Tatsunoko
    Ikxi - Forever a Tatsunoko Před 2 měsíci

    this was so cool!
    I just love how you deliver all of this!! The editing too, amazing!

  • Eldritch Angel
    Eldritch Angel Před 2 měsíci

    37:23 It took me over TEN MINUTES to figure out that you have to hold the aim button to show trajectory. 10 minutes of blind shooting, and hoping to hit the target.

  • Big man the Funeee gamer
    Big man the Funeee gamer Před 2 měsíci

    I beat the game 2 days after it came out and I love watching people go through what I went through

  • BlueJay73
    BlueJay73 Před 2 měsíci

    The rail level around 40 minutes in...I spent over an hour on it...lost count of my attempts after I hit 50...he did it on is second try...I am both incredibly impressed and horribly crushed at the same time. Honestly, subscribing out of respect just for that.

  • B-Dawg
    B-Dawg Před 2 měsíci +774

    Even though this man has 2 million subscribers, I still feel his content is underrated lol

    • Endgame 60
      Endgame 60 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I have been thinking this ever since the first twitch plays Pokémon video

    • B-Dawg
      B-Dawg Před 2 měsíci +2

      @SMD965 yeah I just saw that it’s awesome lol

    • SMD965
      SMD965 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I wouldn't say that
      #8 trending in gaming!!

    • Gengar Crobat
      Gengar Crobat Před 2 měsíci +5

      Coming up on 3 million

    • Alec Lawson
      Alec Lawson Před 2 měsíci +8

      You're right, he deserves more than 2 million subs

  • BulletFodder80
    BulletFodder80 Před 2 měsíci

    I've gotta ask, has Alpha never played a Ratchet & Clank game? I think every title has had shooting during rail grinding, and when Deadlocked swapped its default controls to a traditional third-person shooter style, aiming on rails became necessary. I will say Splatoon's method of swimming to reload on rails does add a layer of resource management that R&C doesn't have.

  • Konniptionz
    Konniptionz Před 2 měsíci

    " So you don't have to. " Considering how much I played 2, I want to play 3 bro. Why wouldn't I have to? I feel obligated to make yet another adorable octoling that kicks butt in a game that despite looking cutesy and wholesome has some really dark undertones.

  • Larva Cartoon
    Larva Cartoon  Před 2 měsíci

    I'm really considering getting this game the story mode along has me hooked

  • Kevin R.
    Kevin R. Před 2 měsíci

    "It's an easy game!" he says, clearing the challenge with .38 seconds left on the clock.

  • Argus
    Argus Před 2 měsíci +105

    “You’re too busy losing in turf war”
    For your information, i can lose in turf AND 100% the story

    • --
      -- Před 2 měsíci +6

      Just like me fr fr

  • GlitchDoesGaming
    GlitchDoesGaming Před měsícem +1

    “I think salmon run is related to the plot.”
    The fact that he got that from a game mechanic that was around since before salmon run.

  • Kaisuka
    Kaisuka Před 2 měsíci

    I like how they made the fight wayyy easier because of all the complaints and sadly I played it when it was hard so to get the final fuzz ball on the 3rd phase of the 1st form to pop took like 15 minutes and to pop the fuzz balls will the ink vac was insanely difficult I failed like 13 times before I beat it

  • CitrusLLLad
    CitrusLLLad Před 2 měsíci

    22:00 this level was my only source of flingza happiness until i rushed my way to level 20 😭

  • Kaylon E
    Kaylon E Před měsícem +1

    A Splatoon lore video with Alphard as the narrator would go kinda hard

  • MateCo19
    MateCo19 Před 2 měsíci +5549

    Problem with this video title is that this is a good game

    • EmperorJXL
      EmperorJXL Před měsícem

      @oheythere_9 nah the story is dramatically different/better, the multiplayer is more improved, as well as the motion controls and the overall movement of your character, there’s also so much more I could mention. It’s the little things that count bro.

    • oheythere_9
      oheythere_9 Před měsícem

      @EmperorJXL I mean your option is your opinion but I meannnnn…

    • EmperorJXL
      EmperorJXL Před měsícem

      @Octobean nope, net code is still ass.

    • EmperorJXL
      EmperorJXL Před měsícem

      @oheythere_9 it’s very different so that’s cap 🧢

    • K.P does stuff
      K.P does stuff Před měsícem

      @Nico Lwell one there's too much new content to make it DLC and also why would a game have two DLCs?

  • Scout Tengu
    Scout Tengu Před 2 měsíci +1

    "splatoon does rails better than sonic"
    Finally. Someone said it.

  • Aleblasco39
    Aleblasco39 Před 2 měsíci +3

    So, will we get a video of Alpha beating the secret level? I want so see him fustrated lol

    • Hi there
      Hi there Před 2 měsíci

      Only the very end is difficult cuz of the amount of bombs and specials flying around

  • Micah King
    Micah King Před 2 měsíci

    They combined standard level campaign with the octo expansion design of levels... and im all for it

  • dejEtack
    dejEtack Před měsícem +1

    "I will not read, and then complain about it later"
    Ah! The Arin Hanson method!

  • cakemix
    cakemix Před 2 měsíci

    Alpha must be a scientist at the Squid Research Lab with how many tests "for science" he does in this campaign lol

  • Dead Helix
    Dead Helix Před 2 měsíci

    I did the big man fight first with no upgrades, it was a significantly more challenging boss and Im kinda glad I did it (not having bombs was hell tho)

  • CaramelCoconut
    CaramelCoconut Před 2 měsíci +2

    My life changed when Alpharad said he’s been having a vocaloid phase and it got even better when he said his favorite PD rn is Mitchie M… based

  • Sam Lewis
    Sam Lewis Před 2 měsíci

    This is the first actually good game you've made a "so you don't have to" for

  • Dante's Disco Inferno
    Dante's Disco Inferno Před 2 měsíci +322

    I love his genuine joy at Lil Buddy. Lil Buddy is a treasure, and I'm glad he is being treated as such.
    10:05 true mvp
    1:04:37 TRUE. MVP.
    1:06:35 I don't know if I've ever heard Alpharad so concerned

  • Athensia
    Athensia Před 2 měsíci

    I really hope we get the non-upgraded campaign outfit in multiplayer. It just looks so good.

  • Parito 44
    Parito 44 Před 2 měsíci

    49:58 if you want to play level that have a nice flow to them, try 'Neon White'. It's a e-shop game where you have to clear the parcours as fast as possible. At first it feels a bit clunky, but you get better at the stages each time and the feeling of running through them is really satisfying

  • Trebolt
    Trebolt Před 2 měsíci

    My immediate thought when I got to the final phase of the final boss was the Finalhazard, so I'm glad I'm not the only one who got SA2 vibes from the fight.

  • DarkAnomaly
    DarkAnomaly Před 2 měsíci

    I enjoy the Multiplayer for sure even if it does feel extremely unbalanced at times but the Single Player? not so much, some of those destroy all Targets Stages are just beyond insufferable.
    Edit: Tap the right shoulder button quickly over and over to ink the ground quickly with bow weapons. I find them far better at charging Specials due to their wide AOE.